#1224: "What about fire mold?" - Page 2

Domestibot · 03-20-2010, 08:53 AM

It's true, the Dark Warriors sucked at villainy about as much as the Light Warriors sucked at hero-ing.

Loyal · 03-20-2010, 10:10 AM

Alright, Steve! You go mine out that mana vein!

Green Spanner · 03-20-2010, 10:20 AM

Also I get the impression that opening a chain of restraunts would have been one of Garland's dreams.

So somebody gets a happy ending at least.

Red King · 03-20-2010, 10:36 AM

OH MY GOD.

This is almost better than the 4 White Mages joke.

This was so worth the wait.

Nuklear Waste · 03-20-2010, 11:12 AM

If this is indeed the Last One, my favorite part would be that one of the final jokes is yet another "Definitely not <theactualthing>" joke. Also, I just noticed this now: Is Bikke wearing his hook in the article?

Anyways, this is what a ~~Dark~~ Very Real Light Warriors theme park should have:
-A Garland-themed kiddie section
-A monster petting zoo
-The Claw: The standard water ride
-A poetry theatre
-The Marilith: The Medusa
-The Krakenoid: The crazy water ride; good risk of spinal damage
-It's a Scurvy World: It is a boat ride located in the Final Fantasyland area of the parks. The ride features 300 brightly costumed audio-animatronic dolls in the style of pirates, frolicking in a spirit of oranges, and singing the ride's title track, which has a theme of the colour orange.
-The Forest Imp: The scariest ride in the park

Also, the restaurant would be called "The Temple of Friends" or "Four Losers, Burgers, and Booze...rs".

Roxas · 03-20-2010, 11:33 AM

Garland and Drizz'l hailed as the world's saviors? Hurray!

Oh, and White Mage is incorrect. Black Mage and Red Mage managed to bring out Chaos into the world. While this is in fact a bad thing, it allowed him to be destroyed by the White Warriors. So technically, the White Warriors just showed up and stole their spotlight, and they wouldn't have saved the world if it wasn't for the Light Warriors. Furthermore, most of the destruction caused by the Light Warriors was due to Sarda sending them all over the world rather than outright killing them. He created a Stable Time Loop that continually allows the Light Warriors to wreak havoc. Thus, Sarda and the White Warriors were the true antagonists, the Dark Warriors are the designated villains and heroes, and the Light Warriors' true alliance is up to interpretation (Except for Red Mage, who is Lawful Amazing), though they are the protagonists.

krogothwolf · 03-20-2010, 11:33 AM

I like Temple of Friends

With these items on the menu:

A Garland Burger
A Vilbert Salad
A Bikke sandwich
A Drizz'l Soup

man I want a Garland burger right now

Dauntasa · 03-20-2010, 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by krogothwolf

I like Temple of Friends

With these items on the menu:

A Garland Burger
A Vilbert Salad
A Bikke sandwich
A Drizz'l Soup

man I want a Garland burger right now

I think Drizz'l would be more appropriate as a hot fudge sundae.

CDRW · 03-20-2010, 11:55 AM

Oh wow, Brian. Just Wow

I can't possibly imagine a better way for this to have happened.

I hope Bikke gets his own fleet being a hero of all time.

willyolio · 03-20-2010, 12:04 PM

we need more sara!

03-20-2010, 10:20 AM	#13
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03-20-2010, 11:33 AM	#17
krogothwolf Fetched the Candy Cane! Join Date: May 2009 Location: Calgary Posts: 4,278	I like Temple of Friends With these items on the menu: A Garland Burger A Vilbert Salad A Bikke sandwich A Drizz'l Soup man I want a Garland burger right now __________________ Knowledge is Power, Power is Knowledge ╔╦╦══╦══╦═╦══╦══╦╗╔╦╦╦╦══╦╗╔═╗ ║═╣╠═║╔╗║╔╣╔╗╠╗╔╣╚╝║║║║╔╗║║║═╣ ║║║╔╗╣╚╝║║║╚╝║║║║╔╗║║║║╚╝║╚╣╔╝ ╚╩╩╝╚╩══╩═╩══╝╚╝╚╝╚╩══╩══╩═╩╝

03-20-2010, 12:04 PM	#20
willyolio Shyguy Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 139	we need more sara! __________________ i'm going to live forever. so far, so good.

03-20-2010, 08:53 AM	#11
Domestibot Shyguy Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 105	It's true, the Dark Warriors sucked at villainy about as much as the Light Warriors sucked at hero-ing.

03-20-2010, 10:36 AM	#14
Red King I knew youd say something like that Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 161	OH MY GOD. This is almost better than the 4 White Mages joke. This was so worth the wait.

03-20-2010, 11:33 AM	#16
Roxas Lawful Amazing Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 43	Garland and Drizz'l hailed as the world's saviors? Hurray! Oh, and White Mage is incorrect. Black Mage and Red Mage managed to bring out Chaos into the world. While this is in fact a bad thing, it allowed him to be destroyed by the White Warriors. So technically, the White Warriors just showed up and stole their spotlight, and they wouldn't have saved the world if it wasn't for the Light Warriors. Furthermore, most of the destruction caused by the Light Warriors was due to Sarda sending them all over the world rather than outright killing them. He created a Stable Time Loop that continually allows the Light Warriors to wreak havoc. Thus, Sarda and the White Warriors were the true antagonists, the Dark Warriors are the designated villains and heroes, and the Light Warriors' true alliance is up to interpretation (Except for Red Mage, who is Lawful Amazing), though they are the protagonists.

03-20-2010, 11:55 AM	#19
CDRW Annoying Pest Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 11	Oh wow, Brian. Just Wow I can't possibly imagine a better way for this to have happened. I hope Bikke gets his own fleet being a hero of all time.