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Shyria Dracnoir · 09-30-2010, 10:53 AM

Dwarf Fortress: The Movie

Nique · 09-30-2010, 11:11 AM

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Han Solo; Intergalactic Smuggler, the videogame!!

'Shadows of the Empire' was about notHan Solo notsmuggling, so there's that.

The Sevenshot Kid · 09-30-2010, 08:43 PM

A jukebox musical in the style of "Across the Universe" and the like featuring the music of Say Anything. It could be called "In Defense of the Genre" and it would chronicle the rise of a young musician as he experiences love, disillusionment, and mental illness.

If done right, it would be the greatest musical ever made.

POS Industries · 10-01-2010, 11:57 PM

I'd really like to play a sequel to FFVI that is a Dynasty Warriors-style brawler starring Umaro, wherein he just basically tearasses around the world beating the bejeezus out of everything in his path because he woke up on the wrong side of the cave that morning and starting punching the nearest punchable dudes.

At the end of the game, he charges past the other heroes--who themselves have been gathering in the background throughout the course of the game--as they prepare to engage some big bad fate-of-the-world endboss, and just busts in and beats the shit out of, I dunno, Necron or Sephiroth or whoever was on the other side of the door while the others just sorta stand there with their mouths hanging open in shock.

Nique · 10-02-2010, 01:59 AM

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Umaro, wherein he just basically tearasses around the world beating the bejeezus out of everything in his path...

Why this is a great idea is because let's say you have a game where you're the Incredible Hulk and inevitably theres sum jackass with a gun and somehow this hurts you at all but you're the goddam incredible hulk so you're like 'UGH' and also 'WTF'. When you play an invincble bruiser you should be playing for a high score with virtually nothing to hurt you.

In 'Umaro v. the world', there are no gods or kings only Umaro

Archbio · 10-02-2010, 02:45 AM

POS, that kind of sounds like what Umaro did during the events of the original game. Why not make it a midquel!

The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk · 10-02-2010, 06:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Nique

'Shadows of the Empire' was about notHan Solo notsmuggling, so there's that.

That's not nearly close or awesome enough.

PyrosNine · 10-02-2010, 04:44 PM

A remake of Tail's Adventure for the Game Gear, in 3D, with all other sonic characters visibly absent aside from being there in spirit, and the entire game is an advanced MetroidVania, where in order to pass barriers you have to explore the game world to find parts to build machines, defeat enemies, and find secrets, and the game world is large and seamless enough that it takes almost an hour to get from one end of the game world (an island) to the other, without using shortcuts or speed boosts, ignoring subterranean levels and aerial towers.

I'd also like a book about a guy who is replaced by a temporal duplicate possessed by his future murderer, who is challenged by another temporal duplicate of the murder possessed by his future self (the guy) with the original guy and his murder going WTF? while their future selves look on, and the entire plot is the result of past alteration leading to a universe where all intended changes to the timeline came true: the story is set within that final universe.

I, or someone else will write this book, because I already have it scribbled on poster board and it makes perfect sense.

Also, an MMORPG (or otherwise) USB pedometer that tracks forward movement and rotation, so that when you jog in place, your main character moves forward. So when you're running across the plains of Azeroth, you're actually running through the plains of Azeroth, staying in shape! Also so I don't get bored holding down the W key or clicking ahead for three large world areas.

EVILNess · 10-02-2010, 04:58 PM

I want a new Breath of Fire game.

I am actually optimistic (IE Expecting it in 10 years) since recently it was announced that both a new Golden Sun and a new Megaman Legends would be coming out.

Nique · 10-02-2010, 05:57 PM

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Also, an MMORPG (or otherwise) USB pedometer that tracks forward movement and rotation, so that when you jog in place, your main character moves forward. So when you're running across the plains of Azeroth, you're actually running through the plains of Azeroth, staying in shape! Also so I don't get bored holding down the W key or clicking ahead for three large world areas.

ARGH. I want this to happen so bad. The PlayStation Move (or the Wii or the Kinect of whatever) would probably be another good way to do this.

09-30-2010, 10:53 AM	#11
Shyria Dracnoir Kawaii-ju Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Monster Island Posts: 4,240	Dwarf Fortress: The Movie __________________ Godzilla vs. Gamera (1994)

10-01-2010, 11:57 PM	#14
POS Industries Argus Agony Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Gotta go fishing! Posts: 10,483	I'd really like to play a sequel to FFVI that is a Dynasty Warriors-style brawler starring Umaro, wherein he just basically tearasses around the world beating the bejeezus out of everything in his path because he woke up on the wrong side of the cave that morning and starting punching the nearest punchable dudes. At the end of the game, he charges past the other heroes--who themselves have been gathering in the background throughout the course of the game--as they prepare to engage some big bad fate-of-the-world endboss, and just busts in and beats the shit out of, I dunno, Necron or Sephiroth or whoever was on the other side of the door while the others just sorta stand there with their mouths hanging open in shock. __________________ Either you're dead or my watch has stopped.

10-02-2010, 02:45 AM	#16
Archbio Data is Turned On Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 3,980	POS, that kind of sounds like what Umaro did during the events of the original game. Why not make it a midquel! __________________ 6201 Reasons to Support Electoral Reform.

10-02-2010, 04:44 PM	#18
PyrosNine Zettai Hero Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: A figment of my own imagination Posts: 6,103	A remake of Tail's Adventure for the Game Gear, in 3D, with all other sonic characters visibly absent aside from being there in spirit, and the entire game is an advanced MetroidVania, where in order to pass barriers you have to explore the game world to find parts to build machines, defeat enemies, and find secrets, and the game world is large and seamless enough that it takes almost an hour to get from one end of the game world (an island) to the other, without using shortcuts or speed boosts, ignoring subterranean levels and aerial towers. I'd also like a book about a guy who is replaced by a temporal duplicate possessed by his future murderer, who is challenged by another temporal duplicate of the murder possessed by his future self (the guy) with the original guy and his murder going WTF? while their future selves look on, and the entire plot is the result of past alteration leading to a universe where all intended changes to the timeline came true: the story is set within that final universe. I, or someone else will write this book, because I already have it scribbled on poster board and it makes perfect sense. Also, an MMORPG (or otherwise) USB pedometer that tracks forward movement and rotation, so that when you jog in place, your main character moves forward. So when you're running across the plains of Azeroth, you're actually running through the plains of Azeroth, staying in shape! Also so I don't get bored holding down the W key or clicking ahead for three large world areas. __________________ Pyrosnine.blogspot.com: An experimental blog of writing. Updated possibly daily. Possibly. A fair chance. Current Works for reading: War Between them, Karma Police. PyrosNine: Weirdo Magnet Extraordinaire!