We've Got To Stop Them - Somehow! - Page 2

Aerozord · 12-10-2010, 07:07 PM

I prefer my Soylent Orange

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Originally Posted by Torque

Ever read the bible? Christ dies at the end!

He gets better

Hanuman · 12-10-2010, 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Aerozord

I prefer my Soylent Orange

He gets better

Kind of, he dies again and becomes god, again, sorta.

I think the correct analogy is that because Christ is god he works more like H20, God is a sentient cloud that rained down Jesus, Jesus then solidified into ice which was human, he then got beat up for heresy against god, put in a cave and melted, resolidified into ice and opened the cave, blah blah blah, melted, evaporated and went into the sky.

The moral of the story is, do what's right, speak the truth and stand up for your morality even if the whole world wants to beat you up, because in the end we all turn into something else anyway.

For instance, I don't believe in Christianity, and I'll spread that belief even if they don't like me for it. Why? Well, Christianity is silly.

Premmy · 12-10-2010, 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Hanuman

The moral of the story isWaterbenders>Everybody Else

Dander Riling

Ayup

Hanuman · 12-10-2010, 08:42 PM

Water Bending == Gravity Dancing

Gravity = Super Powerful

It's a real shame that all the tai chi and bagua in avatar was completely ruined, problem is that Sokka and Katara would have taken until they were 30-40 to actually get good at their sword and water forms. It's probably good they bastardized it for plot mobility sake, and let's face it, the majority of the people watching it neither know anything about it nor care to learn more.

Aerozord · 12-10-2010, 08:59 PM

water benders could encase you in ice and cut steel, of course it was nerfed. Tai chi was originally designed to be a very nasty martial art.

Sky Warrior Bob · 12-10-2010, 09:13 PM

I prefer my Soylent Clear�, it has a better jingle:

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This world's a great big ball of dirt with fifty billion souls
Who like to sit around and veg down in the dark like moles.
But me I'm just the kind of girl who loves the open air
And bits of unburned hydrocarbons blowing through my hair.

New Soylent Clear, at last it's here, with clearly better taste.
Less people too, like me and you, and less reprocessed waste.
More hearty crunch for snacks or lunch, it's crystal clear to see
New Soylent Clear's the last frontier for folks like you and meeeeeee!

New Soylent Clear. Clearly less people, clearly more taste.

PS - Did you click the quote? The audio version is much better.
PPS - This originates from the Space Quest 6 adventure game.

PyrosNine · 12-10-2010, 09:46 PM

Man, that Soylent food is just reprocessed junk, and all that techniwhatylogical contrapulations the Soylent company's been using just strips all the real nutrients out the rich food that is homo sapiens.

That's why me and my family have a commitment to eating fresh as our family tradition, and we hope you will too.

Also we hope you live somewhere in a mountainous region far from populated areas and have conveniently lost all means of communications and are hopefully lost, and are mostly 20-29, and mostly douchebags and sluts, except for that lean virgin meat which somehow gets away but not really because of that The End? twist that's over done.

Seil · 12-10-2010, 10:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Meister

man spoilers

Torque · 12-11-2010, 02:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Seil

Aww, Seil, shame on you. You know the whole "spoilers" thing was bait for someone to post that web comic :P
Why do you think I mentioned the bible....

Aerozord · 12-11-2010, 02:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Torque

Aww, Seil, shame on you. You know the whole "spoilers" thing was bait for someone to post that web comic :P
Why do you think I mentioned the bible....

this is Seil we are talking about, since when does he need baiting to post a webcomic

12-10-2010, 08:42 PM	#14
Hanuman Love Is Strength Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Vancouver/BC/Canada Posts: 1,135	Water Bending == Gravity Dancing Gravity = Super Powerful It's a real shame that all the tai chi and bagua in avatar was completely ruined, problem is that Sokka and Katara would have taken until they were 30-40 to actually get good at their sword and water forms. It's probably good they bastardized it for plot mobility sake, and let's face it, the majority of the people watching it neither know anything about it nor care to learn more. __________________ If you want to stay connected send me a PM with your email.

12-10-2010, 08:59 PM	#15
Aerozord So we are clear Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Former murder capital of the world Posts: 13,824	water benders could encase you in ice and cut steel, of course it was nerfed. Tai chi was originally designed to be a very nasty martial art. __________________ "don't hate me for being a heterosexual white guy disparaging slacktivism, hate me for all those murders I've done."

12-10-2010, 09:46 PM	#17
PyrosNine Zettai Hero Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: A figment of my own imagination Posts: 6,103	Man, that Soylent food is just reprocessed junk, and all that techniwhatylogical contrapulations the Soylent company's been using just strips all the real nutrients out the rich food that is homo sapiens. That's why me and my family have a commitment to eating fresh as our family tradition, and we hope you will too. Also we hope you live somewhere in a mountainous region far from populated areas and have conveniently lost all means of communications and are hopefully lost, and are mostly 20-29, and mostly douchebags and sluts, except for that lean virgin meat which somehow gets away but not really because of that The End? twist that's over done. __________________ Pyrosnine.blogspot.com: An experimental blog of writing. Updated possibly daily. Possibly. A fair chance. Current Works for reading: War Between them, Karma Police. PyrosNine: Weirdo Magnet Extraordinaire!