[1986] Megatron literally has the gun in his hands before Hot Rod does anything - Page 2

Professor Smarmiarty · 07-20-2011, 08:57 AM

It's not like I eat alive people.

And all I'm saying is its pretty convienient that the man who inherited the matrix of leadership on Optimus' death was the same one whose actions lead to Optimus' demise.
That is what we call a motive. When you seek to solve a crime, always follow the money.

Hot Rod who convientenly has no history with the transformers- immediatly following his appearance Optimus is killed and he profits immenesly. Optimus had survived 5 MILLION YEARS of war, all of them against Megatron and yet as soon as he recruits Hot Rod to his survive his demise is instant.
This stinks of a calculated attempt to gain Prime's trust before throwing him to Megatron in exchange for the Matrix.

Fifthfiend · 07-20-2011, 09:21 AM

Truly the most insane part of Smarty's insane conspiracies - aside from the part where he kills and devours his family, acquaintances, and anyone unfortunate enough to cross his path - is the part where he seeks to impugn the character of the hero chosen by the Matrix of Leadership itself in the infinite wisdom of the Allspark to light the Transformers' darkest hour, after said Matrix sensibly chose to let Optimus die, in recognition that he was simply too stupid to be allowed to go on living and that a real hero would be needed for the planet- and universe-saving work ahead.

Fifthfiend · 07-20-2011, 09:24 AM

Fact: after five million years of Optimus's so-called leadership, the Autobots remained locked in a losing war with a Cybertron dominated by Decepticon scum.

Fact: After two minutes and twenty-five seconds of the leadership of Rodimus Prime, Unicron the mad space god was destroyed, Galvatron was vanquished, the Decepticons were routed and the Autobots stood in their rightful place as leaders of Cybertron.

Fact: Before he went cannibal, Smarty was a vegan

Karrrrrrrrrrrresche · 07-20-2011, 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fifthfiend

Fact: after five million years of Optimus's so-called leadership, the Autobots remained locked in a losing war with a Cybertron dominated by Decepticon scum.

Fact: After two minutes and twenty-five seconds of the leadership of Rodimus Prime, Unicron the mad space god was destroyed, Galvatron was vanquished, the Decepticons were routed and the Autobots stood in their rightful place as leaders of Cybertron.

Fact: Before he went cannibal, Smarty was a vegan

Isn't that just a grand coincidence there?
It's almost as if Rodimus had some foreknowledge of when it would be best to take over.

Professor Smarmiarty · 07-20-2011, 09:39 AM

Fact: Fifthfiend and Rodimus were seen entering the men's toilets one after the another and did not come out again for TWENTY MINUTES.

Sifright · 07-20-2011, 09:42 AM

I heard it was five minutes, and Rodimus had an odd colour lubricant on his hydraulics! Also Rodimus doesn't even excrete waste products because he runs on pure energon!

**Satan's Onion** · 07-20-2011, 09:45 AM

Pandering to society's latent robophobia, Smarty? That strategy smacks of having run out of solid arguments. It's shameful, really, stoking the flames of bigotry so blatantly.

Sifright · 07-20-2011, 09:48 AM

Fact: Fifthfiend and Rodimus share an inappropriate relationship due to their professional credentials.

Fact: Smarty has brought up a clear conflict of interest.

Fact: Satan, has attempted to obfuscate this by playing the bigotry card.

Fact: Satan is both an onion and goes by the alternative name Lucifer the eternal deceiver.

Fact: Onions make people cry.

I think we know where this is leading.

Professor Smarmiarty · 07-20-2011, 09:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Satan's Onion

Pandering to society's latent robophobia, Smarty? That strategy smacks of having run out of solid arguments. It's shameful, really, stoking the flames of bigotry so blatantly.

We hate it because it is SHAMEFUL, DISGUSTING and MORALLY OFFENSIVE.
Everybody who practices it has a DEVIANT and CRIMINAL mind.

**Satan's Onion** · 07-20-2011, 10:00 AM

And yet, you'll note that Smarty apparently chose not to emphasize this alleged "conflict of interest", electing instead to paint a lurid tableau of seedy, degrading bathroom robo-sex. Why mention the location of this alleged encounter at all (that is, if it really happened! Is there any evidence beyond this wild accusation?), if not to play upon our society's deeply-rooted insecurity and fear of consensual acts between robots and adult humans?

Shame, sirs, shame on you! Orgasm is the right of all sentient beings who are of age and capable of informed consent.

07-20-2011, 08:57 AM	#11
Professor Smarmiarty Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: K-space Posts: 9,758	It's not like I eat alive people. And all I'm saying is its pretty convienient that the man who inherited the matrix of leadership on Optimus' death was the same one whose actions lead to Optimus' demise. That is what we call a motive. When you seek to solve a crime, always follow the money. Hot Rod who convientenly has no history with the transformers- immediatly following his appearance Optimus is killed and he profits immenesly. Optimus had survived 5 MILLION YEARS of war, all of them against Megatron and yet as soon as he recruits Hot Rod to his survive his demise is instant. This stinks of a calculated attempt to gain Prime's trust before throwing him to Megatron in exchange for the Matrix. Last edited by Professor Smarmiarty; 07-20-2011 at 09:01 AM.

07-20-2011, 09:21 AM	#12
Fifthfiend for all seasons Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 19,409	Truly the most insane part of Smarty's insane conspiracies - aside from the part where he kills and devours his family, acquaintances, and anyone unfortunate enough to cross his path - is the part where he seeks to impugn the character of the hero chosen by the Matrix of Leadership itself in the infinite wisdom of the Allspark to light the Transformers' darkest hour, after said Matrix sensibly chose to let Optimus die, in recognition that he was simply too stupid to be allowed to go on living and that a real hero would be needed for the planet- and universe-saving work ahead. __________________ check out my buttspresso

07-20-2011, 09:24 AM	#13
Fifthfiend for all seasons Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 19,409	Fact: after five million years of Optimus's so-called leadership, the Autobots remained locked in a losing war with a Cybertron dominated by Decepticon scum. Fact: After two minutes and twenty-five seconds of the leadership of Rodimus Prime, Unicron the mad space god was destroyed, Galvatron was vanquished, the Decepticons were routed and the Autobots stood in their rightful place as leaders of Cybertron. Fact: Before he went cannibal, Smarty was a vegan __________________ check out my buttspresso

07-20-2011, 09:45 AM	#17
Satan's Onion Swing You Sinners! Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: 4th Street Posts: 2,666	Pandering to society's latent robophobia, Smarty? That strategy smacks of having run out of solid arguments. It's shameful, really, stoking the flames of bigotry so blatantly. __________________ Good evening, ladies. Please enter and be tained .

07-20-2011, 10:00 AM	#20
Satan's Onion Swing You Sinners! Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: 4th Street Posts: 2,666	And yet, you'll note that Smarty apparently chose not to emphasize this alleged "conflict of interest", electing instead to paint a lurid tableau of seedy, degrading bathroom robo-sex. Why mention the location of this alleged encounter at all (that is, if it really happened! Is there any evidence beyond this wild accusation?), if not to play upon our society's deeply-rooted insecurity and fear of consensual acts between robots and adult humans? Shame, sirs, shame on you! Orgasm is the right of all sentient beings who are of age and capable of informed consent. __________________ Good evening, ladies. Please enter and be tained .

07-20-2011, 09:39 AM	#15
Professor Smarmiarty Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: K-space Posts: 9,758	Fact: Fifthfiend and Rodimus were seen entering the men's toilets one after the another and did not come out again for TWENTY MINUTES.

07-20-2011, 09:42 AM	#16
Sifright Fact sphere is the most handsome Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 1,108	I heard it was five minutes, and Rodimus had an odd colour lubricant on his hydraulics! Also Rodimus doesn't even excrete waste products because he runs on pure energon!

07-20-2011, 09:48 AM	#18
Sifright Fact sphere is the most handsome Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 1,108	Fact: Fifthfiend and Rodimus share an inappropriate relationship due to their professional credentials. Fact: Smarty has brought up a clear conflict of interest. Fact: Satan, has attempted to obfuscate this by playing the bigotry card. Fact: Satan is both an onion and goes by the alternative name Lucifer the eternal deceiver. Fact: Onions make people cry. I think we know where this is leading.