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Unread 01-24-2012, 09:15 PM   #11
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Samuel L. Jackson's mug was clearly visible in every scene he was in. I'm sick of this motherfucking Samuel L. Jackson in my motherfucking movies!
This is the point of Samuel L. Jackson. He is not playing a character. In every movie he is in, he is playing Samuel L. Jackson. As it should be.

As it should be.
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Unread 01-24-2012, 09:45 PM   #12
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I want to kick this movie in the face, god damn it's so bad. It wouldn't be so frustrating if my friend hadn't made me see it in theaters.

why are there so many egg puns
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Unread 01-24-2012, 10:29 PM   #13
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I want to kick this movie in the face, god damn it's so bad. It wouldn't be so frustrating if my friend hadn't made me see it in theaters.

why are there so many egg puns
Octopi lay eggs.
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Egg references, I think you mean. "Pun" implies a joke.
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Unread 01-24-2012, 11:49 PM   #15
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I love THe Spirit. It's such a piece of shit but it's filled with beautiful women and, holy shit, is it a dumb movie. Every thing about this movie is a glory to behold. I can honestly say that Frank Miller has actually made one improvement to the source material. He didn't include Ebony White.
I never understood why everyone remembers Will Eisner's incredibly racist Ebony but not Darwyn Cooke's incredibly awesome Ebony.
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Unread 01-25-2012, 01:54 AM   #16
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This is the point of Samuel L. Jackson. He is not playing a character. In every movie he is in, he is playing Samuel L. Jackson. As it should be.

As it should be.
except when he is in a Marvel movie, then its Samuel L. Jackson playing Nick Fury as a homage to Samuel L. Jackson in a kind of meta casting call
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Unread 01-25-2012, 01:57 PM   #18
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Unread 01-25-2012, 02:35 PM   #19
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except when he is in a Marvel movie, then its Samuel L. Jackson playing Nick Fury as a homage to Samuel L. Jackson in a kind of meta casting call
I hold that the new Nick Fury, having been designed after and for Samuel L. Jackson, is just Jackson in the marvel universe. Like its a separate universe with parallels to ours, yeah? And Samuel L. Jackson was born in that universe too, but his name is Nick Fury instead. He is the same man.
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Frank Miller's HOLY TERROR









In which Batman shoots him a bunch of terrorists.

I mean Miller calls him the Fixer but it's obviously Batman. It also has Catwoman, James Gordon, and Jewman.

Don't remember Jewman? Well here he is:



I think this is like Miller making commentary on his own Swastika-tit chick from The Dark Knight Returns but I really can't tell anymore.
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