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Unread 03-31-2012, 02:40 AM   #11
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Amazing, this thread isn't half as disturbing as I thought it would be.



You know what really pissed me off about 300? The Spartans make a big deal about Persians keeping slaves, but never even once mentioned the Helots. These were Sparta owned slaves who actually outnumbered the Spartans themselves, and they were treated like shit from what I know.
Slavery's cool when white people do it.
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Unread 03-31-2012, 02:41 AM   #12
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Liz: Man, you gotta laugh at how homoerotic homophobic things can be. Like, 300 is SUPER homophobic straight whatever the Hell. But if an hour and a half in they just had a big, gay orgy would it really feel out of place?
No but only if you make it a completely homophobic.
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Unread 03-31-2012, 02:48 AM   #13
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Unread 03-31-2012, 02:49 AM   #14
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Unread 03-31-2012, 03:30 AM   #15
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Unread 03-31-2012, 03:55 AM   #16
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Unread 03-31-2012, 04:13 AM   #17
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If i recall correctly, in the movie 300, they refer to the greeks as "boy lovers"

Now, i don't know if this implies Pedophilia or just Teen sex with Old bearded flabby guys... but if my History memory doesn't fail me, it was somewhat common for Greek benefactors to "take care" of young, promising boys by being their butt sex scholarship sugar daddies.
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Unread 03-31-2012, 04:25 AM   #18
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I bet he doesn't even stick his pinky out when he sips his tea

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I thought 300 pretty much was a gay sex orgy delivered metaphorically. You got a bunch of mostly naked, sweaty dudes stabbing each other with spears. The climax of the movie is when Xerxes demands that Leonidas "kneel before [him]!" and give into his "power".
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