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Unread 04-05-2012, 09:41 PM   #11
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What I can't figure out is, whose battleship does the title refer to? It certainly isn't the US's. Our last battleships were decommissioned in 1992.

Battleships are entirely obsolete.
There has been at least one article or other who pointed this out, forget who. But it has been one of the many things making this movie the internet's punching bag. That and the absolutely ludicrous adaptation elements, such as the force field that goes up to keep the battleships from escaping, or the giant red bullets the aliens fire that are similar to the red pegs in the game.

I don't expect another Clue out of this, but it might be okay if it is self-aware like that movie.
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Unread 04-07-2012, 11:37 PM   #12
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Didn't we make fun of this when the trailer first came out?
Not that it isn't deserving of more ridicule.
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Unread 04-08-2012, 12:36 AM   #13
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So, how about a sequel to 300 then?
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Unread 04-08-2012, 02:09 AM   #14
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'cause didn't 299 of them Find glory and retire?die?
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You mean, like, to do it all over again? 'Cos if so, then that God's a real asshole.
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Also why has Neeson been in such crap movies lately
He totally has the chops to just deny anything but AAA offers
Are you speaking ill of Liam Neeson? ILL?!

We must expunge the evil.

RELEASE THE KRAKEN!

Oh wait...
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Are you speaking ill of Liam Neeson? ILL?!

We must expunge the evil.

RELEASE THE KRAKEN!

Oh wait...
... no, you misunderstand.
Snake's totally saying that Neeson is so top notch, that he should (be able to) just decline every offer, except for AAA titles.

The movie is just crap. Not Neeson.
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OK, now that it's out, and someone's seen it, I need to ask a question. This is important.

Does someone, at some point in the movie, scream "You sunk my battleship!"? If so, does he preface it with something like "You alien bastards,"?
From what I've read in interviews with the producer and director.....no. And they are complelty unapologetic about it too. I forget which one of them said it, but it was basically "Look, we just took the name of a favorite nostalgia game and made a movie about the Navy vs. aliens. There is no connection between our movie and the game other than the name and the fact that we also have boats! Stop nerd-raging at us because we left out cliche throwback one-lines that you wanted to see!"

At which point, I wrote the movie off as a failure and decided that I'd wait until it ended up on HBO to see it.
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