Heat is the best movie

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

I remember watching Heat once when I was younger. I was barely following the plot and I'm not sure why I stuck with it at all and I still can't remember what actually happened in the film, but near the end I was rewarded with a truly superb running gunfight scene, which I guess makes it all ok.

Also;

Originally Posted by Professor Smarmiarty

What's wrong with Con-Air. It got the Cage in magnificient form, John Malkovitch on fuckloads of drugs, a ridiculous plot that never takes itself seriously, has some fantastic lines and running plots and is just good times all round. It's not actually the best movie ever made (that's Rocky 4 obviously) but I just watched it again yesterday.
I've made you a list of the best movies:
1) Rocky 4
2) Predator 2
3) El Topo
4) Stalker
5) Con Air
6) Masters of the Universe

I never thought me and Smarty would agree on anything, least of all films. Good call. Of course, we all know that really, Aliens and Terminator 2 are the 2 best films.

[Krylo]

Originally Posted by Professor Smarmiarty

What's wrong with Con-Air. It got the Cage in magnificient form, John Malkovitch on fuckloads of drugs, a ridiculous plot that never takes itself seriously, has some fantastic lines and running plots and is just good times all round. It's not actually the best movie ever made (that's Rocky 4 obviously) but I just watched it again yesterday.
I've made you a list of the best movies:
1) Rocky 4
2) Predator 2
3) El Topo
4) Stalker
5) Con Air
6) Masters of the Universe

The fact that Masters of the Universe is behind five other movies entirely invalidates this post, and all your future opinions.

[Magus]

Originally Posted by Flarecobra

Never heard of this movie.

You need to get with the program. Immediately.

[Magus]

Originally Posted by Professor Smarmiarty

What's wrong with Con-Air. It got the Cage in magnificient form, John Malkovitch on fuckloads of drugs, a ridiculous plot that never takes itself seriously, has some fantastic lines and running plots and is just good times all round. It's not actually the best movie ever made (that's Rocky 4 obviously) but I just watched it again yesterday.
I've made you a list of the best movies:
1) Rocky 4
2) Predator 2
3) El Topo
4) Stalker
5) Con Air
6) Masters of the Universe

I'm talking to an empty computer. There's a dead man on the other end of this internet.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Originally Posted by Krylo

The fact that Masters of the Universe is behind five other movies entirely invalidates this post, and all your future opinions.

While it scores highly in two of my three key metrics: Dolph Lundgren shirtlessness factor and Synthesiser beats meter (bonus points for the latter being a critical plot point) it has a distressing lack of montages.

Also Predator 2 is the greatest sequel because it took a terrible first movie, kept the good bits, removed the terrible bits and left a great film- which is how all sequels should work.