Scenarios of the cast of 8 bit theater (will be careful about rules x.x) - Page 2

Feint the Almighty · 07-10-2004, 04:19 PM

BM :*lighst a match* I like to burn things ^^
F: *Cuts the match in half* I like to cut things!
TH: *Steals the other half of the match* I like to steal things!
RM: *Gains an EXP* I like to Experience things!
BB: *punches RM in the shoulder* I like to hit things!
WM: *Stares dumbfounded* And I'd like to tell you that...THAT MATCH DIDN'T GO OUT YOU MORONS

*Everyone but White Mage quickly burns*

WM: Y'know...even with the oath, I think being KO'ed is better for them...*Walks away*

Hyper · 07-12-2004, 09:06 AM

The hilarity is unbearable?

Raven Phoenixtear · 07-14-2004, 09:32 AM

Fighter: How do i have the strange feeling that we aren't the only light warriors?

BM: Smack yourself on the head with your sword a bit more, fighter, maybe you'll knock some sense into it. BTW, where IS thief?

RM: I believe he said he had 'unfinished business' to do in town.

BM: It figures..... ARGH! I'll go after him and have him taste my cold blade of RETRIBUTION!

RM: Ya know we heard you, right?

BM: DAMMIT!

*Thief is in town collecting a "Poor Light Warrior's Fund". Behind him is a pile of armor, weapons, and gil.*

BM: What the hell are you doing?

Thief: Me? I'm uh........collecting for a..... NON-Profit CHARITY organization!

BM: Right, then what's the gil for?

Thief: Giving to the poor, unfortunate, starving people of the city.

BM: Aright, what's the armor for?

Thief: Um.......so that the poor people of this town can start a town militia?

BM: What're those 4 colorful crystals for?

Thief: I have crystals? COOL! I could sell these for a FORTUNE!

BM: Ya know i heard you right?

Thief: Crap.

*the REAL light warriors come into town looking for the crystals*

Knight: I must've msplaced them when i was gaurding them for you guys. OH COOL! This charity organization has crystals exactly like ours!

B.Wizard: You damned moron! Those are our crystals! I knew i should've killed you when you were a half-wit fighter! Now let's get those cryst- *the screen moves back ti the place where BM and Thief were, they ran to the others, taking all the items. Including the crystals* als?

Written by: Me
Scripted by: Me

Hyper · 07-18-2004, 02:32 AM

Right that wouldn't happen

Feint the Almighty · 07-31-2004, 02:56 PM

Fighter: Oh I wish I were an oscar meyer wiener, oh that is what I'd truly like to be-ee-ee. I wish I were an oscar meyer wiener, then everyone would be in love with meeeeee!

Black Mage: You've already got the brains, you just need to lose the limbs, I can help with that y'know...

Fighter: Really! You really are my bestest buddy!

Made by Me, the one with little imagination.

Feint the Almighty · 07-31-2004, 03:00 PM

*Black mage is walking out of a small village as smoke rises from the town. he joins the rest of the Light Warriars*

Black Mage: Burn baby burn ^^
White Mage: Did you...
Black Mage: Umm...no?
White Mage: Then why were you...
Black mage: It's a good song...
White Mage: Wait a sec...are you....
Black Mage: NO I AM NOT GAY!

Made by Me again ^^

Hyper · 08-03-2004, 02:54 PM

Fighter: Swordity swordity Swordity swordity Swordity swordity Swordity swordity Swordity swordity Swordity swordity Swordity swordity
(2 hours later) Swordity swordity Swordity swordity Swordity swordity Swordity swordity Swordity swordity Swordity swordity Swordity swordity
BM: (must murder fighter......) Oh look a weapons shop selling sword chucks!
Fighter: Sword chucks! *runs in*
Black mage: *charges a spell* fire 3! *sets to shop on fire* Ahh I feel better ^^.
Fighter: *walks up behind black mage* Thats nice to hear.
BM: *looks at fighter then back at the shop then back at fighter then the shop again* *Twitches*

Made by me alone for once!

chickens_rock · 08-03-2004, 03:07 PM

lol hyper that was a good one

Ganurath · 08-03-2004, 03:08 PM

EPS: What brings you guys back here?
BM: Wanton destruc-*URK*
RM: Wanton destruction of the forces of evil.
EPS: Well, Garland, Bikke, and Drizz'l are camped in my back yard.
*blank stares*
EPS: Yeah, they've been there for months. Drizz'ls trying to get me to join him to rule over his non-royal cohorts.
*blank stares*
Thief: I thought we killed him in a brutal mob stabbing.
Drizz'l: I wasn't actually dead.
RM: Mortally wounded?
Drizz'l: I got better.
RM: Wait a minute... that's an overused pun! Get him!
*brutal mob stabbing, LWs leave*
Bikke: How be he?
EPS: He'll get better.

Hyper · 08-03-2004, 11:25 PM

Thank you. Uhh this latest one confuses me a little. Whos Bikke and whos Drizz'l?
anyway.

Black mage:*walk walk walk*
Fighter: *walk walk walk*
Theif: *walk walk walk*
Red mage * walk walk walk*
*they arrive at a town*
Red mage: *looks to the left and spots a museum* Who would open a museum of shiney things?
Fighter: *rushes into it upon hearing this*
Black mage: nows my chance *charges up spell* Fire 3!
*the building burns down*
Black mage: Muhaha!
Fighter: *walks up behind black mage* I got a shiney suveniere!
Black mage: *looks at fighter then back to the museum then back at fighter then once more to the museum*......HOW DO YOU KEEP DOING THAT!?!?!?!
Fighter: Plot holes.
Red mage: Ahh the mighty power of plot holes.
Thief: *walks up to them with a bag with writing on it that reads things pilfered from museum of shiney objects* Yep.
Black mage: *reads the writing on the bag then stares at the ground*.......HADOKEN! *destroys the town*
Red mage: You may feel rather stupid however there was a shop giving out black magic for free.
Black mage: *twitches* *brain snaps*

Again made by me! The master of imagining the torture of others in humorous ways!

07-10-2004, 04:19 PM	#11
Feint the Almighty Is that all you got? Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 12	We like to do things! BM :lighst a match I like to burn things ^^ F: Cuts the match in half I like to cut things! TH: Steals the other half of the match I like to steal things! RM: Gains an EXP I like to Experience things! BB: punches RM in the shoulder I like to hit things! WM: Stares dumbfounded And I'd like to tell you that...THAT MATCH DIDN'T GO OUT YOU MORONS Everyone but White Mage quickly burns WM: Y'know...even with the oath, I think being KO'ed is better for them...Walks away __________________ It's because of people like YOU that people like ME need to carry shotguns.

07-12-2004, 09:06 AM	#12
Hyper Troopa Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 37	The hilarity is unbearable? __________________ I like swords!

07-18-2004, 02:32 AM	#14
Hyper Troopa Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 37	Right that wouldn't happen __________________ I like swords!

07-31-2004, 02:56 PM	#15
Feint the Almighty Is that all you got? Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 12	Fighter: Oh I wish I were an oscar meyer wiener, oh that is what I'd truly like to be-ee-ee. I wish I were an oscar meyer wiener, then everyone would be in love with meeeeee! Black Mage: You've already got the brains, you just need to lose the limbs, I can help with that y'know... Fighter: Really! You really are my bestest buddy! Made by Me, the one with little imagination. __________________ It's because of people like YOU that people like ME need to carry shotguns.

07-31-2004, 03:00 PM	#16
Feint the Almighty Is that all you got? Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 12	Black mage is walking out of a small village as smoke rises from the town. he joins the rest of the Light Warriars Black Mage: Burn baby burn ^^ White Mage: Did you... Black Mage: Umm...no? White Mage: Then why were you... Black mage: It's a good song... White Mage: Wait a sec...are you.... Black Mage: NO I AM NOT GAY! Made by Me again ^^ __________________ It's because of people like YOU that people like ME need to carry shotguns.

07-14-2004, 09:32 AM	#13
Raven Phoenixtear Goomba Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 1	Fighter: How do i have the strange feeling that we aren't the only light warriors? BM: Smack yourself on the head with your sword a bit more, fighter, maybe you'll knock some sense into it. BTW, where IS thief? RM: I believe he said he had 'unfinished business' to do in town. BM: It figures..... ARGH! I'll go after him and have him taste my cold blade of RETRIBUTION! RM: Ya know we heard you, right? BM: DAMMIT! Thief is in town collecting a "Poor Light Warrior's Fund". Behind him is a pile of armor, weapons, and gil. BM: What the hell are you doing? Thief: Me? I'm uh........collecting for a..... NON-Profit CHARITY organization! BM: Right, then what's the gil for? Thief: Giving to the poor, unfortunate, starving people of the city. BM: Aright, what's the armor for? Thief: Um.......so that the poor people of this town can start a town militia? BM: What're those 4 colorful crystals for? Thief: I have crystals? COOL! I could sell these for a FORTUNE! BM: Ya know i heard you right? Thief: Crap. the REAL light warriors come into town looking for the crystals Knight: I must've msplaced them when i was gaurding them for you guys. OH COOL! This charity organization has crystals exactly like ours! B.Wizard: You damned moron! Those are our crystals! I knew i should've killed you when you were a half-wit fighter! Now let's get those cryst- the screen moves back ti the place where BM and Thief were, they ran to the others, taking all the items. Including the crystals als? Written by: Me Scripted by: Me

08-03-2004, 02:54 PM	#17
Hyper Troopa Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 37	Fighter: Swordity swordity Swordity swordity Swordity swordity Swordity swordity Swordity swordity Swordity swordity Swordity swordity (2 hours later) Swordity swordity Swordity swordity Swordity swordity Swordity swordity Swordity swordity Swordity swordity Swordity swordity BM: (must murder fighter......) Oh look a weapons shop selling sword chucks! Fighter: Sword chucks! runs in Black mage: charges a spell fire 3! sets to shop on fire Ahh I feel better ^^. Fighter: walks up behind black mage Thats nice to hear. BM: looks at fighter then back at the shop then back at fighter then the shop again Twitches Made by me alone for once! __________________ I like swords!

08-03-2004, 03:07 PM	#18
chickens_rock ...then there was a spork Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 40	lol hyper that was a good one __________________ My Site :fighter: :Run for the hills! your swords as shiney as they may be, are powerless against the spider's wrath! The invisible spider god will smite us all! noone is safe! all is doomed! the black apocalyptic skies rain with spidery death! WHY HATH YE GODS FORSAKEN US? WHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYY?

08-03-2004, 03:08 PM	#19
Ganurath Kinky yet Legal Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 660	EPS: What brings you guys back here? BM: Wanton destruc-URK RM: Wanton destruction of the forces of evil. EPS: Well, Garland, Bikke, and Drizz'l are camped in my back yard. blank stares EPS: Yeah, they've been there for months. Drizz'ls trying to get me to join him to rule over his non-royal cohorts. blank stares Thief: I thought we killed him in a brutal mob stabbing. Drizz'l: I wasn't actually dead. RM: Mortally wounded? Drizz'l: I got better. RM: Wait a minute... that's an overused pun! Get him! brutal mob stabbing, LWs leave Bikke: How be he? EPS: He'll get better. __________________ RP Fighter Master RP Drama Knight Sing to me the pretty song, The one that goes day and night long, So that at the end of day, When you are gone, your song will stay.

08-03-2004, 11:25 PM	#20
Hyper Troopa Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 37	Thank you. Uhh this latest one confuses me a little. Whos Bikke and whos Drizz'l? anyway. Black mage:walk walk walk Fighter: walk walk walk Theif: walk walk walk Red mage * walk walk walk* they arrive at a town Red mage: looks to the left and spots a museum Who would open a museum of shiney things? Fighter: rushes into it upon hearing this Black mage: nows my chance charges up spell Fire 3! the building burns down Black mage: Muhaha! Fighter: walks up behind black mage I got a shiney suveniere! Black mage: looks at fighter then back to the museum then back at fighter then once more to the museum......HOW DO YOU KEEP DOING THAT!?!?!?! Fighter: Plot holes. Red mage: Ahh the mighty power of plot holes. Thief: walks up to them with a bag with writing on it that reads things pilfered from museum of shiney objects Yep. Black mage: reads the writing on the bag then stares at the ground.......HADOKEN! destroys the town Red mage: You may feel rather stupid however there was a shop giving out black magic for free. Black mage: twitches brain snaps Again made by me! The master of imagining the torture of others in humorous ways! __________________ I like swords!