Versus Thread III: Return of the Versus

[popularnerd]

KOS-MOS is hot. Laharl's just weird. Zero pwn Link.
Link:*Various grunts and yells
Zero: I will strangle you with your feeble Kokiri organs!
Link:*More un-intelligible yells
Zero:*Unloads Buster into Link then hacks him into little cauterized peices using his Z-Saber.

[Arhra]

Hey, don't forget about hte fact we're talking about any three versions of Link fused together. That means you've got this ...thing that has an item that renders it invulnerable but takes up mana, has infinte mana due to milk, can shoot laser beams from his sword, has arrows that destroy all but the most powerful of enemies in a single hit if they're evil, can reflect almost all energy attacks with his shield, can travel in time, and has more items than any bag of holding should be able to contain. Nothing can beat that.

[Mephisto]

On the Laharl vs KOS-MOS subject, I don't think any rpg character can beat anyone from disgaea, anyone who's played will know that you can level up to 9999 with stats in the millions, not to mention Laharl is one serious badass.

[slightly aboveaverage man]

What about the Mutated Tentacle Stewie from the Y2K episode of Family Guy,
Vs.
Alien Maggie from the Halloween episode of The Simpsons?

Tentacle Baby vs Tentacle Baby!

I mean, Stewie killed an entire town with his offspring, but Maggie killed Jerry Springer. That's gotta count for something.

[CheshireThief]

As much as I love the Simpsons, I think Stewie wins this one. He is inherently evil. I don't think Maggie has the Killer Instinct, either. Anyone would kill Springer, given the chance.

[slightly aboveaverage man]

But Maggie also tried to kill Dr. Hibbert and Homer (first by biting at Hibbert, then smashing homer into the ceiling several times with a broomstick.)

Stewie has: Ink, brilliant intellect, evil offspring, and diaper rash.

Maggie has: Superhuman strength, one really long fang, Kang and Kodos, and a Deep masculine voice.

[Dragonsbane]

Originally Posted by Arhra

Hey, don't forget about hte fact we're talking about any three versions of Link fused together. That means you've got this ...thing that has an item that renders it invulnerable but takes up mana, has infinte mana due to milk, can shoot laser beams from his sword, has arrows that destroy all but the most powerful of enemies in a single hit if they're evil, can reflect almost all energy attacks with his shield, can travel in time, and has more items than any bag of holding should be able to contain. Nothing can beat that.

nothing, except perhaps a tag team of Goku and Raistlin, could beat that....which is why Link is the definition of "cheatery"

Stewie beats Maggie.....his insanely diabolical evil is virtually unstoppable. Plus, how many other babies can build weapons of mass destruction?

[IHateMakingNames]

Magie would win. This is mutant Stewie vs. Alin Maggie, not normal Stewie. Alien Maggie is stronger, so she just rips Stewie apart.

Even if we used normal Stewie with aposable thumbs, I still think he would lose. He's smart, but fails often. He can't even kill Lois.

[CheshireThief]

But mutant Stewie has the ink. He's smart enough that he could figure out to spray her in the eyes. A blind Maggie isn't going to see Stewie to rip him to shreds.

[IHateMakingNames]

Ok, so Maggie is blinded for a moment. What can Stewie do? If he attacks her, she would just beat him. He could run, but the ink would only stop Maggie for a moment before she wiped it out of her eyes.