Alright, sure there are plenty, Sosa sucks :p - Page 2

RedMage · 09-01-2004, 02:37 PM

YOU'RE the ugly one!

The Juggernaut could do it alone.

SpokAvriel · 09-01-2004, 02:48 PM

Sosa I don't think you are ugly just a victim of poor camera work and I always typo it's only news to people who don't know me.

For Proof of the appearance of the Enlightened yet artisticly limited Mr Sosa I present the attached Exhibit A

RedMage · 09-01-2004, 02:49 PM

Who is that handsome handsome man? Oh wait, it's ME! God I'm so good looking.

Sargoto · 09-01-2004, 02:52 PM

very good very good indeed, time for another important announcement from the federation of good looking geeks...

Sosa is a disgrace, look how ugly he is, both in body and mind, leting his own mother die... tisk tisk tisk...

now lets see i have a fun dnd situation for you, easily escapeable if you know whats going on...

you are a level 23 bard stuck on the back of a dragon you do not know the name of, it is shiney and kinda see threw, the dragon is not friendly and is trying to eat you, on its back is a rider, quite possibly the most powerful person in exsistance, later he proves his power by killing a god, just to put things into perspective, he is the sole reason there is evil in the land, your stats do not matter, and your skill in shipbuilding cannot save you here, your bow is strong, but the last magic arrow you had did not phase the rider nor dragon, you reached the dragon with a sight to sight transport spell and have exshausted all your magic abilities. the only items you have are, a bag of holding full of some gold and not much else, a cloak which you have never used before but is suposed to take you into another plane, and a collection of books, none of which are important,

useing 3.0 dnd core rules :p goodluck

Sargoto · 09-01-2004, 02:53 PM

ewww... if i had glasses i would look like sosa, only my hair curls alittle more and i am heavier..

and by saying such, each time he has called me ugly he has called himself ugly, mu ahha

SpokAvriel · 09-01-2004, 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sargoto

your stats do not matter, and your skill in shipbuilding cannot save you here,

WTF Do you mean Stats do not matter Stats always matter in 3.0

Edit: Excuse my language but any DM who would make this situation stat neutral isn't exactly that good of a DM.

Sargoto · 09-01-2004, 03:01 PM

your stats do not mattter becuse both the dragon and the rider can easily stop/counter anything you could do, the fact that the character in qustion got put into this sistuation was a lack of "running" see, the villain (the rider) begain to fly away and a brave bard decided he would try to stop him but as for mentioned nothing he did hurt either dragon or rider

Dm handbook clearly states some impossible encoutners must occure. this was one such

RedMage · 09-01-2004, 03:01 PM

Stats may matter but AC doesn't. One second, I need to think about this for a asecond. Also you're still ugly. The ugliest.

RedMage · 09-01-2004, 03:06 PM

You're a bard. A high level one. Use a flare spell on the dragon's eyes. That will blind it and it will buck the rider off. This will give you an opprtunity to use the cloak. Until you give me some stats and numbers to work with that's the best I can do. The flare spell is my number one go to spell when i play a bard.

Sargoto · 09-01-2004, 03:10 PM

well if you really wants stats i could go get em, but that reponse seems well enough mostly the using of the cloak part.

this next one is on a totaly diffrent topic but a true king of nerdom must know alittle bit of all. no?

When was the first time that the "spark" of the transformers was shown,?

09-01-2004, 02:48 PM	#12
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09-01-2004, 02:37 PM	#11
RedMage static prevails. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Your dreams, baby! Posts: 135	YOU'RE the ugly one! The Juggernaut could do it alone.

09-01-2004, 02:49 PM	#13
RedMage static prevails. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Your dreams, baby! Posts: 135	Who is that handsome handsome man? Oh wait, it's ME! God I'm so good looking.

09-01-2004, 02:52 PM	#14
Sargoto Wanna Be Treky Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 36	very good very good indeed, time for another important announcement from the federation of good looking geeks... Sosa is a disgrace, look how ugly he is, both in body and mind, leting his own mother die... tisk tisk tisk... now lets see i have a fun dnd situation for you, easily escapeable if you know whats going on... you are a level 23 bard stuck on the back of a dragon you do not know the name of, it is shiney and kinda see threw, the dragon is not friendly and is trying to eat you, on its back is a rider, quite possibly the most powerful person in exsistance, later he proves his power by killing a god, just to put things into perspective, he is the sole reason there is evil in the land, your stats do not matter, and your skill in shipbuilding cannot save you here, your bow is strong, but the last magic arrow you had did not phase the rider nor dragon, you reached the dragon with a sight to sight transport spell and have exshausted all your magic abilities. the only items you have are, a bag of holding full of some gold and not much else, a cloak which you have never used before but is suposed to take you into another plane, and a collection of books, none of which are important, useing 3.0 dnd core rules :p goodluck

09-01-2004, 02:53 PM	#15
Sargoto Wanna Be Treky Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 36	ewww... if i had glasses i would look like sosa, only my hair curls alittle more and i am heavier.. and by saying such, each time he has called me ugly he has called himself ugly, mu ahha

09-01-2004, 03:01 PM	#17
Sargoto Wanna Be Treky Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 36	your stats do not mattter becuse both the dragon and the rider can easily stop/counter anything you could do, the fact that the character in qustion got put into this sistuation was a lack of "running" see, the villain (the rider) begain to fly away and a brave bard decided he would try to stop him but as for mentioned nothing he did hurt either dragon or rider Dm handbook clearly states some impossible encoutners must occure. this was one such

09-01-2004, 03:06 PM	#19
RedMage static prevails. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Your dreams, baby! Posts: 135	You're a bard. A high level one. Use a flare spell on the dragon's eyes. That will blind it and it will buck the rider off. This will give you an opprtunity to use the cloak. Until you give me some stats and numbers to work with that's the best I can do. The flare spell is my number one go to spell when i play a bard.

09-01-2004, 03:10 PM	#20
Sargoto Wanna Be Treky Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 36	well if you really wants stats i could go get em, but that reponse seems well enough mostly the using of the cloak part. this next one is on a totaly diffrent topic but a true king of nerdom must know alittle bit of all. no? When was the first time that the "spark" of the transformers was shown,?