I wuv kitties - Page 2

MasterOfMagic · 10-10-2004, 09:21 PM

They're only choatic evil when you chase them with a broom, or pull their tails.

IHateMakingNames · 10-10-2004, 09:26 PM

No, cats are evil. They have always been evil. But they are evil genuises, so you don't realize it. Everything they do is really an evil plot to get something for themselves.

But, they are cute and cuddely, so we humans don't care.

10-10-2004, 09:28 PM

I once said "What cute kitties. Too bad they'll turn into cats."

That sums up my opinion on cats and kittens in a nutshell.

10-10-2004, 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MasterOfMagic

They're only choatic evil when you chase them with a broom, or pull their tails.

Oh, well here's an idea. You could, um, I don't know, not chase them with a broom or pull their tails. *GASP!

MasterOfMagic · 10-10-2004, 09:41 PM

I don't, anymore. I was young then, and have many scars from my experiments.

EVILNess · 10-10-2004, 09:50 PM

I've owned several kittens.
Kittens are cute and playful. A real joy to own.

Then they grow up.

So like I said.
Cats=Evil.

Lycanthrope · 10-10-2004, 10:23 PM

My cat has grown nicer as he has grown older. I don't know what all of you are talking about.

10-10-2004, 10:30 PM

They are talking about the chaotic emphasysim of Cats as their growth reaches it bio-genetic limits. Or is that too complicated for you? Here I'll dumb it down a bit, just for you- They are talking about how cats get evil as they get older.

Lycanthrope · 10-10-2004, 10:34 PM

Perhaps you didn't read the first part of my post. Perhaps that will clarify my statement.

Spider · 10-10-2004, 10:42 PM

I love cats, but I'm severly allergic to probably 99% of them. I passed out the first time I discovered "hey, I'm allergic to something" while I was at my grandma's house because I couldn't breathe. It's really that bad. My cat is the exception, she's a bratty little white Persian. I guess a guy my dad works with is allergic to cats and has a Persian, though, too... I guess their dander is different or somethin'.

Kittens don't usually get to me unless they scratch me. If they do, my finger/arm/foot/whatever swells out to damn near two times the size and itches like crazy.

My friend Nicole has a huge cat farm... I swear, she has at least 20 with the new kittens one of their cats had a month ago. They're the cutest little things ever.

10-10-2004, 09:26 PM	#12
IHateMakingNames Awwwwh Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 12,119	No, cats are evil. They have always been evil. But they are evil genuises, so you don't realize it. Everything they do is really an evil plot to get something for themselves. But, they are cute and cuddely, so we humans don't care. __________________ "If I'm reincarnated, I want to be Musashi again!" - Musashi, Brave Fencer Musashi

10-10-2004, 10:23 PM	#17
Lycanthrope Deus Lupus Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The City of Angels Posts: 2,925	My cat has grown nicer as he has grown older. I don't know what all of you are talking about. __________________ "With these seven easy steps, you, too, can be the authoritarian despot of your own principality. Machiavelli, your road to happiness" "I shoot Flying Monkies!" "Christmas had it coming its what it gets for taking over thanksgiving and threatening halloween with its weapons of mass consumerism" "Death to All Fanatics!" Official RP Action God Lycanthropic Poem "FOR YOU THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE." -Death Krylo and BMG are apparently my bitches.

10-10-2004, 10:34 PM	#19
Lycanthrope Deus Lupus Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The City of Angels Posts: 2,925	Perhaps you didn't read the first part of my post. Perhaps that will clarify my statement. __________________ "With these seven easy steps, you, too, can be the authoritarian despot of your own principality. Machiavelli, your road to happiness" "I shoot Flying Monkies!" "Christmas had it coming its what it gets for taking over thanksgiving and threatening halloween with its weapons of mass consumerism" "Death to All Fanatics!" Official RP Action God Lycanthropic Poem "FOR YOU THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE." -Death Krylo and BMG are apparently my bitches.

10-10-2004, 09:21 PM	#11
MasterOfMagic ahahah Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 3,456	They're only choatic evil when you chase them with a broom, or pull their tails.

10-10-2004, 09:28 PM	#13
Cyclone231 Guest Posts: n/a	I once said "What cute kitties. Too bad they'll turn into cats." That sums up my opinion on cats and kittens in a nutshell.

10-10-2004, 09:41 PM	#15
MasterOfMagic ahahah Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 3,456	I don't, anymore. I was young then, and have many scars from my experiments.

10-10-2004, 10:30 PM	#18
Thedarknight Guest Posts: n/a	They are talking about the chaotic emphasysim of Cats as their growth reaches it bio-genetic limits. Or is that too complicated for you? Here I'll dumb it down a bit, just for you- They are talking about how cats get evil as they get older.

10-10-2004, 10:42 PM	#20
Spider Goomba Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 20	I love cats, but I'm severly allergic to probably 99% of them. I passed out the first time I discovered "hey, I'm allergic to something" while I was at my grandma's house because I couldn't breathe. It's really that bad. My cat is the exception, she's a bratty little white Persian. I guess a guy my dad works with is allergic to cats and has a Persian, though, too... I guess their dander is different or somethin'. Kittens don't usually get to me unless they scratch me. If they do, my finger/arm/foot/whatever swells out to damn near two times the size and itches like crazy. My friend Nicole has a huge cat farm... I swear, she has at least 20 with the new kittens one of their cats had a month ago. They're the cutest little things ever.