Bad Christmas Gifts for an evil being... - Page 2

BlackMageGirl! · 11-29-2004, 11:59 PM

Oh! Another idea is to make some type of dessert (like brownies or cake) and add bugs as an ingredient! I believe the recipes are not hard to find, it's the bugs that would be the challenge to locate.

If that idea doesn't appeal to you...you can always fall back on giving them a fruitcake. :P

Elminster_Amaur · 11-30-2004, 01:03 AM

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Not giving any gift at all is also very insulting...

No, it's not. It merely signifies that the person has slipped your mind. Insulting is wrapping up a quarter as a gift. But for that very evil person that is near to you, I would go with this:
1. Buy an X-box, and Halo 2
2. Take off the case of the X-box, and put a clear case on it(you can keep it caseless, but I think clear case is less wasteful)
3. Get a bunch of rocks, fill the X-box case with them, and repack the X-box, maybe giving them the cords too.
4. Now, take the Halo 2 disk, separate the label, and put the label on the blank disk that they give you with cd-r(w) packs and place that disk into the Halo 2 box.
5. Wrap, and give as presents.

BlackMageGirl! · 11-30-2004, 01:05 AM

Just where do I get all of these ideas? Anyhoo...

Write a note that says "Just checking to see if the postal service is still working" And put it at the bottom of a large box, fill it up with packing peanuts and wrap it all pretty like. Then give to the evil person and make sure you aren't there when they open it!

Terex4 · 11-30-2004, 01:11 AM

Here's one:

Find out something the person really really wants but well within your price range to buy several of them. Buy the item and a bunch of the same item (for yourself) around the same price. Make sure all of those items have a gift receipt and buy them all from different places. Do not give them the real receipt. Make sure the item is broken beyond repair. Tell the person the last day for returns on that item are the day after christmas due to when you bought the gift and laugh as the person spends all day in the crowds without finding the proper store.

Elminster_Amaur · 11-30-2004, 01:15 AM

Ooh! Ooh!
That gives me an idea. Find out what lender financed their mortgage, then copy an official letter paper of theirs. Send them a forclosure notice!
Edit: Or, send them a notice saying that they don't owe any more on the mortgage, that way they don't pay, and get evicted.
Edit2: Heh, finally broke 1000 posts!

TheSpiritOfVengance · 11-30-2004, 01:16 AM

Hmmm I like the X-Box idea... But the mortgage is good also...

GatoFiero · 11-30-2004, 01:39 AM

http://www.filbertstreet.net/html/argos.co.uk3479652

Trust me when I say this. ^Those things are f**king creepy.

Send one to your target, he'll press the activate button, and then he'll never sleep again for fear of the Boobahs.

Mike McC · 11-30-2004, 02:19 AM

They have those Boobah things at my store. How can they be considered good for children!? I swear, they are made from the distilled nightmares of every living creature on earth. I'm getting shivers down my spine just thinking of them.

That's a good idea.... but, then again, you could just get them a DVD of Gigli.

Toastburner B · 11-30-2004, 10:03 AM

Oh, gosh, I hate those things! The first time I saw one I thought it was the creepiest thing I had seen in my entire life! They look like a demon you would fight in Diablo or something.

But, back on topic.

If you want to go for the video game route:

Quest 64
The Adiyn Chronicles
ET for Atari.

Or, if you are looking for a more traditional idea: Fruitcake. No one likes fruitcake. Most people want to throw up at the very sight of fruitcake.

MNMinion · 11-30-2004, 10:23 AM

If he is worse that Satan why dont you just send him a real bomb?
If he is that evil he probably deserves to die.
OR
How about a large box of candy corn?

11-30-2004, 01:15 AM	#15
Elminster_Amaur Her hands were cold and small. Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: My Mind Posts: 2,049	Ooh! Ooh! That gives me an idea. Find out what lender financed their mortgage, then copy an official letter paper of theirs. Send them a forclosure notice! Edit: Or, send them a notice saying that they don't owe any more on the mortgage, that way they don't pay, and get evicted. Edit2: Heh, finally broke 1000 posts! __________________ "It just rubs me the wrong way." -CJ, most likely about non-yaoi porn or something Last edited by Elminster_Amaur; 11-30-2004 at 02:44 AM.

11-30-2004, 01:16 AM	#16
TheSpiritOfVengance The Glorious Number One Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Wandering the Earth once More... Posts: 1,250	Hmmm I like the X-Box idea... But the mortgage is good also... __________________ "Revenge is a dish best sereved cold. And it is very cold in outer space" --Kahn Last edited by TheSpiritOfVengance; 11-30-2004 at 01:19 AM.

11-30-2004, 02:19 AM	#18
Mike McC Time is something else. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Wherever I am needed, I will be there. Posts: 5,065	They have those Boobah things at my store. How can they be considered good for children!? I swear, they are made from the distilled nightmares of every living creature on earth. I'm getting shivers down my spine just thinking of them. That's a good idea.... but, then again, you could just get them a DVD of Gigli. __________________ WHERE MIKEY IS IN 2022! tumblrs - http://werewolf.zone twitters - @itmightbemikey

11-30-2004, 10:03 AM	#19
Toastburner B Toasty has left the building Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Hiding...because I don't want to die. Posts: 3,936	Oh, gosh, I hate those things! The first time I saw one I thought it was the creepiest thing I had seen in my entire life! They look like a demon you would fight in Diablo or something. But, back on topic. If you want to go for the video game route: Quest 64 The Adiyn Chronicles ET for Atari. Or, if you are looking for a more traditional idea: Fruitcake. No one likes fruitcake. Most people want to throw up at the very sight of fruitcake. __________________ I came, I saw, I got team-killed. A lot.

11-30-2004, 10:23 AM	#20
MNMinion MidNightMinion Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: The World of Warcraft Posts: 477	If he is worse that Satan why dont you just send him a real bomb? If he is that evil he probably deserves to die. OR How about a large box of candy corn? __________________ WoW Zul'jin: Dagni, Satie Im back.

11-29-2004, 11:59 PM	#11
BlackMageGirl! Oh hi! :D Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Currently in reality! Posts: 2,688	Oh! Another idea is to make some type of dessert (like brownies or cake) and add bugs as an ingredient! I believe the recipes are not hard to find, it's the bugs that would be the challenge to locate. If that idea doesn't appeal to you...you can always fall back on giving them a fruitcake. :P

11-30-2004, 01:05 AM	#13
BlackMageGirl! Oh hi! :D Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Currently in reality! Posts: 2,688	Just where do I get all of these ideas? Anyhoo... Write a note that says "Just checking to see if the postal service is still working" And put it at the bottom of a large box, fill it up with packing peanuts and wrap it all pretty like. Then give to the evil person and make sure you aren't there when they open it!