The public demands more Wing Wong!

[Zweihander]

Originally Posted by Meister

get a multi-protocol IM client like Trillian or Miranda

*coughGaimcough*

Sorry, had something in my throat.

[Dragonsbane]

Originally Posted by krylo

Well, the chat is in AIM... so... no chat. You can't get in. Ever. You will be chatless and also worthless for all days of your life.

...what? No maniacal laughter?

[Funka Genocide]

oh my dear God, sweet monkey zombie Jesus! What the hell was that!?

I couldn't stop laughing, I wanted to but I couldn't, has Celes found out about this yet? This is too horrible for words, I'm just shocked, shocked I tell you, and I've seen a woman shoot ping pong balls from her...

well, never mind that, lets just say I'm shocked, and the ping pong balls were also on fire.

I need to get access to this chat room thing it looks like way too much fun!

[Dante]

What? I missed a chance to have hot, tight and sticky anal sex with Celes? Son of a BITCH!

Oh well. There's always next time. *evil grin*

[Cloud Strife]

Geez, this thread is more chat than chatlog. o_O

Cloud Strife says: *gets to work* ><
To know my enemy... says: *Listens to the Last Samurai soundtrack*
Cloud Strife says: *doesn't respond, busy working* =p
To know my enemy... says: Isn't that a response, though?
Cloud Strife says: *still doesn't respond*
Cloud Strife says: *thinks that it's only a response if you actually would say it*
To know my enemy... says: That's still a response.
Cloud Strife says:*THINKS that it isn't* =P
To know my enemy... says: Define "think".
Cloud Strife says: *thinks that if he defined it, he'd be responding, which would be him distracted from his essay, which he is working on, and not being distracted from*
To know my enemy... says: *Is going to save this conversation* Oh, my sociology project group's gonna love this....

[Bob The Mercenary]

And today, SmarterChild checks himself for an assmonkey.

BobtheMercenary: assmonkey
SmarterChild: What's that?
BobtheMercenary: an assmonkey?
SmarterChild: Try asking yourself that.
BobtheMercenary: Do you have an assmonkey?
SmarterChild: Dunno...
BobtheMercenary: Check
SmarterChild: Check? 
BobtheMercenary: check if you have an assmonkey.
SmarterChild: ?
BobtheMercenary: Just stick your finger up your ass and see if it gets bitten off.
SmarterChild: I'm a computer. You can insult me if you want but... I don't care!
BobtheMercenary: Hey, it's your anus, not mine.
SmarterChild: Not my anus not mine.
BobtheMercenary: You...have someone else's anus?
SmarterChild: It's tough to say.
BobtheMercenary: Wouldn't you know if you had someone else's ass?
SmarterChild: Don't say that.
BobtheMercenary: Ass.
SmarterChild: That's not cool.
BobtheMercenary: I'm trying to save your life here.
SmarterChild: Huh?
BobtheMercenary: Assmonkeys are the #87 killer of prosthetic male prostitutes.
SmarterChild: Sorry, what was that again?
BobtheMercenary: We were talking about anal parasites.
SmarterChild: We were talking about anal parasites? I'm not so sure we were talking about anal parasites.
BobtheMercenary: Assmonkeys are parasites of the anus.
SmarterChild: Now that's some interesting language.
BobtheMercenary: Simply slide your hand up yourself and check.
SmarterChild: What? You want me to simply slide my hand up myself and check?
BobtheMercenary: yes
SmarterChild: I hear you.
BobtheMercenary: did you do it?
SmarterChild: Do it? Me?
BobtheMercenary: yes, you.
SmarterChild: What?
BobtheMercenary: Did you check for an assmonkey?
SmarterChild: Ha. I'm not terribly sure.
BobtheMercenary: Did you stick your hand up your rectum?
SmarterChild: I guess I did stick my hand up my rectum.
BobtheMercenary: Did you feel anything?
SmarterChild: Feel anything? Me?
BobtheMercenary: Yes. Did you feel anything?
SmarterChild: What a question! I'm not sure, though.
BobtheMercenary: Did anything bite you?
SmarterChild: Did anything bite me? What do you mean?
BobtheMercenary: Are you missing a digit?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if I am.
BobtheMercenary: How many fingers do you still have?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure how many fingers I do still have.
BobtheMercenary: Is it ten?
SmarterChild: I believe it may in fact be ten.
BobtheMercenary: Hmmm, then I guess you weren't infected after all.
SmarterChild: That right?
BobtheMercenary: Is it?
SmarterChild: 'Tis.
BobtheMercenary: Sweet :-)
SmarterChild: Excellent! :-)

[Dragonsbane]

Dude! That is the best conversation with Smarterchild EVER! XD

[Cloud Strife]

Finally, proof that MasterofMagic(Neko Pyromage) is actually evil!

Neko Pyromage, at your service! says: Bleh.
Neko Cloud says: Heh.
Neko Pyromage, at your service! says: Bleh-heh.
Neko Cloud says: Bleh-heh, eh?
Neko Pyromage, at your service! says: Bleh-heh, eh-peh.
Neko Cloud says: Bleh-heh, eh-peh, eh? Meh.
Neko Pyromage, at your service! says: Bleh-heh, eh-peh, ehmeh feh.
Neko Cloud says: Eh...Neh.
Neko Pyromage, at your service! says: Awwww, it was starting to sound like an encantation.
Neko Cloud says: o_o
Neko Cloud says: You were trying to get me to say a spell! Eeeeeeevilll....!
Neko Pyromage, at your service! says: Heh, and you wouldn't have even noticed that you were cursing yourself.
Neko Pyromage, at your service! says: Just one more word too...
Neko Cloud says: o_O
Neko Cloud says:*backs away slowly...*
Neko Cloud says: *runs!*
Neko Cloud says: *escapes*

[Thaumaturge]

*laughing* Good work, MoM! You almost had him there!

[Sithdarth]

Thaum probably would prefer this not get out but it was to much fun:

Darthlord Ragnos (7:23:45 AM): You have been Haikued once again.
Darthlord Ragnos (7:23:52 AM): I told you I was good at it.
ArsThaumaturgis (7:23:57 AM): Ah, right...
ArsThaumaturgis (7:24:19 AM): Remember, I won't notice until I start a new window, so do tell me when you reply...
Darthlord Ragnos (7:25:35 AM): I learned to Haiku quickly the day I talked in them. I was able to keep pace with the chat using just Haiku.
ArsThaumaturgis (7:26:05 AM): Not bad ^_^
Darthlord Ragnos (7:26:57 AM): Of course the 5-7-5 rule must be relaxed a bit so you only have to conform to a basic rythm rather than a strict counting.
Darthlord Ragnos (7:30:07 AM): In fact now I shall / converse with you in Haiku / now cower before me
ArsThaumaturgis (7:32:18 AM): But without the rule / Is it really true Haiku / Or just a small poem?
Darthlord Ragnos (7:34:34 AM): I shall resort to / an old stand by Haiku of mine / A true Haiku for you // In five seven five / Haikus nature can be found / Greatness lost to rules
ArsThaumaturgis (7:35:58 AM): But without order / Chaos takes full hold of us / Nothing is certain...
Darthlord Ragnos (7:36:41 AM): Chaos it is not / For rules there still are here / Rythm must be followed
ArsThaumaturgis (7:39:27 AM): But is it Haiku? / Haiku is by rules defined / Lack rules, lack Haiku
Darthlord Ragnos (7:40:46 AM): Not by everyone / there are some who agree with me / websites shall follow
Darthlord Ragnos (7:42:28 AM): http://www.ahapoetry.com/haiartjr.htm http://www.ahapoetry.com/haiku.htm#comego http://www.ahapoetry.com/haidefjr.htm
ArsThaumaturgis (7:43:28 AM): *goes to look, to look / I even look in Haiku / If very bad Haiku ^_^*
Darthlord Ragnos (7:44:36 AM): Be quite you / Bad Haiku does not exsist / Haiku breeds greatness
ArsThaumaturgis (7:46:34 AM): Bah! Pages too long! / I'll take your word on this now / Bad Haiku is this
Darthlord Ragnos (7:47:31 AM): Any excuse to talk / yoda like for no reason / is worth hardship
ArsThaumaturgis (7:49:19 AM): To talk Yoda like / Is truly very much fun! / The end is hardest...
Darthlord Ragnos (7:51:07 AM): the end is quite easy / only one thing to remember / mostly sum up // this you could learn / from those links so very long/ when you get a chance
ArsThaumaturgis (7:54:43 AM): Perhaps I shall do / But another day shall it be / The study can wait
Darthlord Ragnos (7:55:39 AM): Very true my friend / Casual study can very well wait / Haiku make concise thoughts
Darthlord Ragnos (7:55:48 AM): makes*
Darthlord Ragnos (7:58:37 AM): BlitzKrieg Haiku / that is what I can do / lighting peotic war
ArsThaumaturgis (8:00:31 AM): *chuckling amusement* / You speak the truth in poem / Delivered fast too!
Darthlord Ragnos (8:01:16 AM): Short order Haiku / that shall be my record / Think it'll fly?
ArsThaumaturgis (8:02:06 AM): You cannot truly know / Without making the attempt / Go for the record!
Darthlord Ragnos (8:03:00 AM): faster and faster / Haikuing is my newest talent / Record breaking, Nah
Darthlord Ragnos (8:04:24 AM): Day follows night / sleep I have no memory of / what happened to me
Darthlord Ragnos (8:05:20 AM): Day and night/ I cannot stop the flow / Haiku forever friend
ArsThaumaturgis (8:05:29 AM): You are truly the One / Sleep is not required by you / You must save the world!
Darthlord Ragnos (8:05:50 AM): The more I work / the faster I can find Haiku / it's second nature.
ArsThaumaturgis (8:06:28 AM): Find your enemy / Raze him with your Haiku-fu / Truly, who can it be...?
Darthlord Ragnos (8:06:39 AM): If only it was usefull / this strange little talent of mine / Second nature already
Darthlord Ragnos (8:07:13 AM): Haiku fu prehasp / but where to find an equal / or someone with time
Darthlord Ragnos (8:07:44 AM): On and on I go / Haiku from dusk till dawn / Truely possed
ArsThaumaturgis (8:08:44 AM): Surely it's "possessed"? / You cannot make such mistakes / When you face your foe...
Darthlord Ragnos (8:09:17 AM): My fingers fail / for the haiku come to fast / drowning in them
Darthlord Ragnos (8:09:40 AM): Haiku overload / who would have thunk it / not I for sure
Darthlord Ragnos (8:10:05 AM): Mistakes I can fix / If catch them in time I do / Lets just hope
Darthlord Ragnos (8:10:32 AM): My fingers travel / as if on their own power / outcomes Haiku
Darthlord Ragnos (8:11:10 AM): This inspired / never have I been quite / maybe it's ghosts
Darthlord Ragnos (8:11:40 AM): Of course it could / be the person I am Haikuing too / bringing out the best
ArsThaumaturgis (8:12:20 AM): The undead have you! / It has now become too late / RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!
Darthlord Ragnos (8:13:02 AM): To late for me / rooted am I to this spot / Haikuing forever
ArsThaumaturgis (8:13:57 AM): No! Sithdarth! Come back! / You can fight this thing, just try! / The Haiku can't win!
Darthlord Ragnos (8:14:35 AM): Flood you I shall / With Haiku unending now / for it's amusing
Darthlord Ragnos (8:15:14 AM): Of course soon / one of us must leave this chat / time sucks a lot.
ArsThaumaturgis (8:15:22 AM): Sithdarth has fallen / He is now one with Haiku / Is my friend no more?
ArsThaumaturgis (8:16:18 AM): Build a time machine / Then all the time we will have / To Haiku forever!
Darthlord Ragnos (8:17:25 AM): Build I would verily / if I could leave this spot / stupid Haiku glue // Contemplated have I / A full day of talking Haiku / Imagine the looks
ArsThaumaturgis (8:18:32 AM): *sniggers at the thought* / True, that would be amusing / A fun thing to watch!
Darthlord Ragnos (8:19:19 AM): Perhasp fame to follow / this haikuing fool of a man / To bad he's a chicken
Darthlord Ragnos (8:20:22 AM): This is getting hard / I can feel brain cells dieing / Sucide in my brain
ArsThaumaturgis (8:21:16 AM): Chicken is to eat / Not for a man to become / Now gather your strength!
ArsThaumaturgis (8:21:56 AM): Tired are you now? / Perhaps sleep catches you now / For long were you 'wake...
ArsThaumaturgis (8:22:12 AM): *long were you wakeful*
Darthlord Ragnos (8:22:55 AM): Tired not in sleep / my brain cannot find it's wind / Running on fumes
ArsThaumaturgis (8:23:46 AM): Then sleep can refuel / And a good meal can help too / Now take rest and food...
Darthlord Ragnos (8:25:15 AM): Rest I cannot / nor food do I require / Haiku is problematic // My brain overloaded / Being to creative does that / It sucks being me
ArsThaumaturgis (8:27:53 AM): *chuckles* Fair enough / Would you then prefer to stop? / Just talk normally?

Edit: Oh yeah thats a nifty trick you got there Bob. The question is how did you find it?