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Kim · 08-22-2009, 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by BitVyper

The Runaway Five vs DCMC in a battle of the bands.

I'm gonna go with DCMC. From what we've seen, the Runaway Five are usually playing to get out of debt, whereas DCMC's motivation is primarily a love of music. Besides, DCMC helped you fight more robots than the Runaway Five did.

BitVyper · 08-22-2009, 10:17 AM

Yeah, but is DCMC's music so awesome it can repel ghosts?

Kim · 08-22-2009, 10:36 AM

Well, they were only up in the attic, and not the rooms where the band members were so I'm gonna go with yes. And Lucky's bass only got possessed or whatever after he stopped using it.

Plus, DCMC gets super awesome emotional song playing scene, after a Rock Paper Scissors contest, so they gotta get bonus points for that.

Specterbane · 08-24-2009, 09:12 PM

Well it's been a while since we've had a totally random right here, so let's give this a shot:
Parn of Record of Lodoss Wars
VS
Squall of Final Fantasy VIII

Now while I pretty well picked two swordsmen at random, to even the fights this is to be a duel with no seconds. No GFs or magic will be used, and no crazy weapons...in-so-far as that a gun blade in and of itself isn't a crazy weapon while it's not being enchanted by fire or made of some legendary material that you only find at the end of the game.

Masaki-kun · 08-30-2009, 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by BitVyper

Zerg do pretty much exactly the same thing. Also they've got pretty powerful psionics.

Anyway, either the Tyranid come in and show them how shit goes down in the grim darkness of the future, or someone mentions this event to Samus Aran who can never resist the opportunity to commit some genocide and/or blow up a planet. Either way, neither Zerg nor Xeno are ever heard from again.

Hm. Samus vs. Hive Fleet Kraken on a planet formerly inhabited by Chozo.

BitVyper · 08-31-2009, 12:06 AM

I once made a thread on another board pitting Samus against an unlimited supply of Tyranid. The overall response was summed up by this quote: "You tell Samus Aran, we need you to wipe out the Tyranid race, she'll ask you when you need it done by."

Genocide is what that woman lives for. As unstoppable engines of destruction go, she's on par with Kirby.

Hell, Metroid Prime was basically a C'Tan, and she kicked his ass all over the galaxy.

Beefed up, she can take dozens of missiles to the face and keep coming. Even Old One Eye can't power through the kind of hits she can. Add in a plethora of weapons that would be game-breakers in WH40k, the ability of her suit to adapt to most anything, the screw attack letting her become an invincible ball of death at will, and the fact that she's already dealt with scarier monsters as well as psychics - I basically see her not really having a limit to how much she can deal with here.

Masaki-kun · 09-27-2009, 08:50 PM

While on the topic of Tyranids and Kirby, HIM versus Hive Fleet Kraken. Now, not in a fight. Kirby would simply eat them until his hunger swallowed the galaxy. No, in an eating contest. Each contestant is crashlanded onto a planet full of deliciously edible monsters.

BitVyper · 09-27-2009, 09:47 PM

Well, anime Kirby had a much bigger range for his sucking ability. He could swallow vast quantities of things at once, so if he's involved, I'll go with him. Game Kirby.... well, I don't think he'll be as fast as an entire hive fleet, at any rate.

01d55 · 09-27-2009, 10:22 PM

I have to say that the 'nids would take the lions share of any finite resource. There's only one Kirby, whereas the number of Tyranids increases as they eat.

Nique · 09-27-2009, 11:15 PM

The physical incarnation of the 'plumber's crack' as a concept VS an Avatar of an unattractive 'whale tail'.

I say Plumber's crack becuase he's going to have more tools, theoretically, in a fight. However, a hairy 'Whale Tail' is a little more unexpectedly gross so it could be a toss up.

08-22-2009, 10:17 AM	#2022
BitVyper History's Strongest Dilettante Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Arcadia Posts: 6,662	Yeah, but is DCMC's music so awesome it can repel ghosts? __________________ "There are worlds out there where the sky is burning, and the sea is asleep, and the rivers dream. People made of smoke and cities made of song. Somewhere there's danger, somewhere there's injustice, somewhere else the tea's getting cold. Come on, Ace; we've got work to do!" Awesome art be here.

08-22-2009, 10:36 AM	#2023
Kim adorable Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 12,950	Well, they were only up in the attic, and not the rooms where the band members were so I'm gonna go with yes. And Lucky's bass only got possessed or whatever after he stopped using it. Plus, DCMC gets super awesome emotional song playing scene, after a Rock Paper Scissors contest, so they gotta get bonus points for that. __________________ this post is about how to successfully H the Kimmy

08-24-2009, 09:12 PM	#2024
Specterbane Safety First Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Land of Gumdrops and Ice-cream Posts: 746	Well it's been a while since we've had a totally random right here, so let's give this a shot: Parn of Record of Lodoss Wars VS Squall of Final Fantasy VIII Now while I pretty well picked two swordsmen at random, to even the fights this is to be a duel with no seconds. No GFs or magic will be used, and no crazy weapons...in-so-far as that a gun blade in and of itself isn't a crazy weapon while it's not being enchanted by fire or made of some legendary material that you only find at the end of the game. __________________ http://www.nuklearforums.com/showpos...ostcount=10436

08-31-2009, 12:06 AM	#2026
BitVyper History's Strongest Dilettante Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Arcadia Posts: 6,662	I once made a thread on another board pitting Samus against an unlimited supply of Tyranid. The overall response was summed up by this quote: "You tell Samus Aran, we need you to wipe out the Tyranid race, she'll ask you when you need it done by." Genocide is what that woman lives for. As unstoppable engines of destruction go, she's on par with Kirby. Hell, Metroid Prime was basically a C'Tan, and she kicked his ass all over the galaxy. Beefed up, she can take dozens of missiles to the face and keep coming. Even Old One Eye can't power through the kind of hits she can. Add in a plethora of weapons that would be game-breakers in WH40k, the ability of her suit to adapt to most anything, the screw attack letting her become an invincible ball of death at will, and the fact that she's already dealt with scarier monsters as well as psychics - I basically see her not really having a limit to how much she can deal with here. __________________ "There are worlds out there where the sky is burning, and the sea is asleep, and the rivers dream. People made of smoke and cities made of song. Somewhere there's danger, somewhere there's injustice, somewhere else the tea's getting cold. Come on, Ace; we've got work to do!" Awesome art be here. Last edited by BitVyper; 08-31-2009 at 12:26 AM.

09-27-2009, 09:47 PM	#2028
BitVyper History's Strongest Dilettante Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Arcadia Posts: 6,662	Well, anime Kirby had a much bigger range for his sucking ability. He could swallow vast quantities of things at once, so if he's involved, I'll go with him. Game Kirby.... well, I don't think he'll be as fast as an entire hive fleet, at any rate. __________________ "There are worlds out there where the sky is burning, and the sea is asleep, and the rivers dream. People made of smoke and cities made of song. Somewhere there's danger, somewhere there's injustice, somewhere else the tea's getting cold. Come on, Ace; we've got work to do!" Awesome art be here.

09-27-2009, 10:22 PM	#2029
01d55 Not 55 years old. Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 2,098	A sprint, not a marathon I have to say that the 'nids would take the lions share of any finite resource. There's only one Kirby, whereas the number of Tyranids increases as they eat. __________________ You see someone wearing a cravat and you say "Damn, look at that guy frontin' like he's Miles Edgeworth" and your homey is all "Sheeyit, ain't nobody Miles Edgeworth but Miles Motherfuckin' Edgeworth, namean?" "Word up."