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Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope · 10-08-2009, 09:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Funka Genocide

Yeah I'll give you that, I mean if you think about it Malfurion has likely surpassed the power of the demigod that Grom slew when he first imbided the blood of Mannoroth.

Wrong!

That would have been the second time Grom would have consumed the blood of Mannaroth. The first time he consumed the blood.

The first time he drank the blood of Mannaroth was on Draenor during the Dranei Purge. Coincidentally that was when the Orc's skin (aside from the Mag'Har) went from Brown to green. Well between that and using Warlock magics.

BitVyper · 10-08-2009, 10:44 PM

Simon Belmont vs Sunnydale. Starting with vampires and The Master in season 1 of Buffy, and working his way through the seasons.

Krylo · 10-08-2009, 10:50 PM

Belmont > Buffy.

Buffy > All Buffy villains (obviously)

Therefore, mathematically speaking, Belmont wins.

BitVyper · 10-08-2009, 10:57 PM

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Buffy > All Buffy villains (obviously)

Well, she only beat a couple of the big bads without help.

krogothwolf · 10-09-2009, 11:47 AM

Yeah, but she lost to Dracula, and Belmont can beat Dracula. So Belmont wins! Well she beat him, but he kept getting better!

Funka Genocide · 10-09-2009, 03:30 PM

Simon Belmont eats werewolf shanks.

no, no it's cool, we can change the subject now.

Fifthfiend · 10-09-2009, 06:19 PM

Simon Belmont is like Samus Aran except for the undead instead of mutant spacefreaks. If you dropped him into Sunnyvale and told him to clean things up he'd say okay but what am I supposed to do with the rest of my day?

BitVyper · 10-11-2009, 10:30 PM

Simon Belmont and Samus Aran vs The Tyranid and The Necron.

greed · 10-11-2009, 11:29 PM

They'd hold the nids and the Necrons at bay for a year or two until they had a kid. This kid would proceed to whup all the evil aliens and undead in the universe before learning to walk. After learning to walk, it would waltz into the rift and destroy Chaos.

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Originally Posted by Krogo

Yeah, but she lost to Dracula, and Belmont can beat Dracula. So Belmont wins! Well she beat him, but he kept getting better!

To be fair to Buffy, Dracula got better after Simon beat him too. Though Castlevania Drac is a few weight classes above Buffy Drac in evil so Simon's still ahead.

Krylo · 10-12-2009, 02:23 AM

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Originally Posted by BitVyper

Simon Belmont and Samus Aran vs The Tyranid and The Necron.

Belmont calls Death and is like, "Hey, Death, what the fuck is up with these necron motherfuckers, come do your job." And then if Death doesn't listen, Belmont beats the shit out of him until he does.

Meanwhile, the Tyranid learn that a 'screw attack' is not nearly as sexy as it sounds--even coming from a girl in power armor.

10-08-2009, 10:44 PM	#2042
BitVyper History's Strongest Dilettante Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Arcadia Posts: 6,662	Simon Belmont vs Sunnydale. Starting with vampires and The Master in season 1 of Buffy, and working his way through the seasons. __________________ "There are worlds out there where the sky is burning, and the sea is asleep, and the rivers dream. People made of smoke and cities made of song. Somewhere there's danger, somewhere there's injustice, somewhere else the tea's getting cold. Come on, Ace; we've got work to do!" Awesome art be here.

10-08-2009, 10:50 PM	#2043
Krylo The Straightest Shota Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: It's a secret to everybody. Posts: 17,789	Belmont > Buffy. Buffy > All Buffy villains (obviously) Therefore, mathematically speaking, Belmont wins. __________________ I am very tired.

10-09-2009, 11:47 AM	#2045
krogothwolf Fetched the Candy Cane! Join Date: May 2009 Location: Calgary Posts: 4,278	Yeah, but she lost to Dracula, and Belmont can beat Dracula. So Belmont wins! Well she beat him, but he kept getting better! __________________ Knowledge is Power, Power is Knowledge ╔╦╦══╦══╦═╦══╦══╦╗╔╦╦╦╦══╦╗╔═╗ ║═╣╠═║╔╗║╔╣╔╗╠╗╔╣╚╝║║║║╔╗║║║═╣ ║║║╔╗╣╚╝║║║╚╝║║║║╔╗║║║║╚╝║╚╣╔╝ ╚╩╩╝╚╩══╩═╩══╝╚╝╚╝╚╩══╩══╩═╩╝

10-09-2009, 06:19 PM	#2047
Fifthfiend for all seasons Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 19,409	Simon Belmont is like Samus Aran except for the undead instead of mutant spacefreaks. If you dropped him into Sunnyvale and told him to clean things up he'd say okay but what am I supposed to do with the rest of my day? __________________ check out my buttspresso

10-11-2009, 10:30 PM	#2048
BitVyper History's Strongest Dilettante Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Arcadia Posts: 6,662	Thanks, Fifth Simon Belmont and Samus Aran vs The Tyranid and The Necron. __________________ "There are worlds out there where the sky is burning, and the sea is asleep, and the rivers dream. People made of smoke and cities made of song. Somewhere there's danger, somewhere there's injustice, somewhere else the tea's getting cold. Come on, Ace; we've got work to do!" Awesome art be here.

10-09-2009, 03:30 PM	#2046
Funka Genocide Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 4,566	Simon Belmont eats werewolf shanks. no, no it's cool, we can change the subject now.