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Unread 09-25-2006, 08:39 PM   #201
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So...um...make more comics? Um.

It's hard to be original, dangit.
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Unread 09-27-2006, 12:50 PM   #202
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I haven't said it in awhile, so thanks again for all the comments and support and everything, you guys rock.





Ninety percent of all horrors movies would be over before they began if people utilized this crazy thing called “Good Judgment” or even “Common Fucking Sense”.

Unless you're fat.

If you’re fat you’re getting comedy death and you’re getting it early. Sorry, bud.
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Unread 09-27-2006, 01:31 PM   #203
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Ninety percent of all horrors movies would be over before they began if people utilized this crazy thing called “Good Judgment” or even “Common Fucking Sense”.

Unless you're fat.

If you’re fat you’re getting comedy death and you’re getting it early. Sorry, bud.
Also, if you're a whore. Have sex and death will track you down and finish you off no matter where you go. You could have left Crystal Lake three months ago and be at fucking Disneyland, but Jason Voorhees is gonna chop your head off on Space Mountain if it has to come to that.

And that is why the Republican Party wants abstinence-only education in schools. You'll thank them later.
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Unread 09-27-2006, 02:18 PM   #204
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These just might be the funniest ones so far.

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Unread 09-27-2006, 02:44 PM   #205
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Also, if you're a whore. Have sex and death will track you down and finish you off no matter where you go. You could have left Crystal Lake three months ago and be at fucking Disneyland, but Jason Voorhees is gonna chop your head off on Space Mountain if it has to come to that.

And that is why the Republican Party wants abstinence-only education in schools. You'll thank them later.
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Today’s Edition: Know Your Role!

If you’re a girl and you’re not 1) Naïve or 2) A Bitch, you’ll probably be okay in roughly ninety eight percent of all possible horror scenarios no matter what so just sit back and relax.

If you're a guy, find the above girl and get her to fall in love with you in a mutual romantic relationship. You may still die, but it's your only shot. Another tip for guys: Don’t be the Jerk. Being the Jerk will buy you a longer lifespan than most of your friends but ensures you'll eventually buy it in a worse way than anyone else.

The Jerk will always be somehow antagonistic towards everyone else despite horrendous circumstances that threaten to destroy you all. He’s a jerk.

The Jerk is interchangeable with the Bitch, though your group may contain them both.

Like the Jerk, the Naïve Girl will have an extended lifespan over the rest of your hapless group, but eventually she’ll try and play catch with the Fellhound or something because it seems friendly.
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Unread 10-01-2006, 03:56 AM   #206
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What? Naw, like 9 times out of 10 the Naive Girl is the one who lives.

See the trick is to start as the Naive Girl then transition into Plucky Heroine Who Refuses to Give Up.

I think your problem here is you're confusing the Naive Girl with the Dumb Whore. Which is an easy enough mistake to make.

Honestly if you're a dude? Just worry about banging as many coed camp counselors as you can until somebody offs you.

I mean in all probability you're gonna die no matter what you do, but you might manage get the heroine pregnant, and at least that's something.
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Unread 10-01-2006, 04:09 AM   #207
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I mean in all probability you're gonna die no matter what you do, but you might manage get the heroine pregnant, and at least that's something.
Because, really, at the end of the day, if you haven't propigated your unique genetic code, then what was the point of it all?

Also, I was wondering what movie you culled the kids with no eyes from.
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Unread 10-01-2006, 11:46 AM   #208
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Also, I was wondering what movie you culled the kids with no eyes from.
Obviously....

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Unread 10-01-2006, 11:11 PM   #209
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Unread 10-10-2006, 08:38 AM   #210
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Also, I was wondering what movie you culled the kids with no eyes from.
I just kind of made it up, but Children of the Corn and Village of the Damned and probably any movie that has [Blank] of the [Blank] all have the child cult killers vibe going on, I guess.

And sorry about the delay but I no longer have the internet. To make up for it, here's two character panels. Everything in the second one is stolen from somewhere else.





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