The Wing Wong strikes back!

[Fenris]

I was talking to CT about his next song when...

NPFenris: Well, tell me when ya finish, as I will stop bugging you about...
NPFenris: NOW!~
NPFenris: *NOW!
NPFenris: >_>

The worst time to make a typo, ever.

AND!

I was talking to Meister...

NPFenris: YOU!
Delirious treat: Yep.
NPFenris: 'Kay.
NPFenris: Glad we established that fact.
Delirious treat: About time, too, I was starting to have doubts.
NPFenris: XD

[BlackMageGirl!]

Sasami Android: So what's up?
LethargyMan: Killing
Sasami Android: Why killing?
LethargyMan: With Kindness!
Kneumatic Pnight: ...
Kneumatic Pnight: I can't think of anything clever... or stupid...
Kneumatic Pnight: So... nothing.
mammothtank x: So shatter then KP.
LethargyMan: I stuff so many cute stuffed animals into someone's room while they sleep, and thus suffocate.
LethargyMan: Because I care about them SO MUCH!
Sasami Android: ....0_O
Kneumatic Pnight: I think that's the creepiest way to kill someone, EVER.
mammothtank x: Seconded.
Sasami Android: Sold

[Red Fighter 1073]

FYI: we are talking about why i picked the number i have in my username..

rushilums1073:its actually meant to be pronounced ten-seventy three
SkyshotofExile:Nod.
SkyshotofExile: Does it mean anything?
rushilums1073: my two favorite numbers
SkyshotofExile: Ah.
SkyshotofExile: 73 because of varied mythological connections with perfection?
SkyshotofExile: I mean, in the individual digits.
SkyshotofExile: 7 and 3.
rushilums1073: what the...?? anyway, it was my jersey number for my very first football season..but that works too i guess
SkyshotofExile: Oh.
rushilums1073: lol
SkyshotofExile: Well, in various mythologies, 7 and 3 are associated with various forms of perfection.
rushilums1073: hmm, i should write that down
BobtheMercenary: w00t!
rushilums1073: sounds cool enough
SkyshotofExile: Particularly, 3 for emphasis and 7 for perfection.

a little bit later..

NPFenris: Skyshot, you're nerdom never ceases to amaze me. =P

[BlackMageGirl!]

Sasami Android: OMG, guys...according to my boss, my name is Venessa and I work at the Ankeny store. -_-
Sasami Android: I want some of whatever he's smoking.
BobtheMercenary: OMG HI!
Sasami Android: LIKE OMG HELLOEOEOEOEOEOE!
NPFenris: o_O
Sasami Android: Yeah, also told me that I was the "Tender Heart" of the store.
NPFenris: He's probably smoking whatever the people behind Katamari Damacy were...
NPFenris: O_O
NPFenris: "Tender Heart"?
Sasami Android: "Tender Heart"
NPFenris: You're nice enough, but...
BobtheMercenary: He's thinking of cooking your heart
NPFenris: I wouldnt' say that.
NPFenris: *wouldn't
Sasami Android: I wouldn't be surprised.
BobtheMercenary: it's making me hungry all of a sudden
NPFenris: You're brutally honest.
NPFenris: o_O
Sasami Android: This guy is on some serious drugs.
Sasami Android: YOU CAN'T EAT MY HEART!
NPFenris: *Backs away from Bob*
NPFenris: *Hides*
Sasami Android: ....well, you can, but NO BBQ!
BobtheMercenary: *Bob imagines Fenris' head as a giant steak*
NPFenris: o_O
NPFenris: O_O
BobtheMercenary: *drools*
NPFenris: O_O
Sasami Android: Hey!
NPFenris: *Shrieks with fear*
Sasami Android: You can only eat my heart, not Fenris's!
NPFenris: What?
Sasami Android: EAT MY HEART OUT DAMMIT!
NPFenris: You mustn't...
NPFenris: o_O
BobtheMercenary: ...
NPFenris: *Takes notes*
BobtheMercenary: Kay! ^^
NPFenris: *Muttering to self*
Sasami Android: Yay!
NPFenris: Prone... to... bits... of... insanity... Got it.
BobtheMercenary: *lurches towards SA in a hungry daze*
NPFenris: *Puts away notebook*
Sasami Android: *pulls out a cookbook labled "Heart to heart cooking" So, what type of sauce would you like? And should it be medium or well done?
NPFenris: O_O
BobtheMercenary: Alfredo please
NPFenris: *Twitches*
NPFenris: This is creepy.
NPFenris: CREEPY!
Sasami Android: *nods* Alfredo coming up!
BobtheMercenary: ooh!  ooh!  With mashed potatoes and broccoli!
NPFenris: This sounds like the plot of a B-Movie...
Sasami Android: *cooks some meat labled "SA's Heart"* Sure! Do you want cheese on your broccoli?
NPFenris: You're heartless?
NPFenris: o_O
Sasami Android: *shrugs* On occasion.
NPFenris: *Wonders how nice she'd be if she had a heart*
BobtheMercenary: naw, just salt, pepper, olive oil, etc...
Sasami Android: *adds teh ingrediants, then GIVES Bob her HEART*
BobtheMercenary: dun dun DUNNN!
NPFenris: ...
NPFenris: *Turns away*
crazyman06883 has entered the room.
Sasami Android: Now you officially have my heart. Eat up!
crazyman06883: :D
NPFenris: o_O
BobtheMercenary: *munch* *smack* *chew*
NPFenris: O_O
NPFenris: *Faints*
BobtheMercenary: This aorta is really tasty
Sasami Android: ^_^ I'm not called a Tender Heart for nothing!
NPFenris: *Collapses*
crazyman06883: eww
BobtheMercenary: oooh...seconds
BobtheMercenary: <_<
BobtheMercenary: >_>
BobtheMercenary: *lurches towards Fenris*
Sasami Android: *bops him on the head* No no no, not his.
NPFenris: *Is unconscious*
BobtheMercenary: aw
Sasami Android: Now I must Wing Wong this.

[sasuto]

Me and Oster Being druggies

The Hair Ninja says:
ZOMG
The Hair Ninja says:
DRUGS
WHY IS MY SS TEACHER CRAAAAAAAAAAAAZY says:
yes
The Hair Ninja says:
Why?
The Hair Ninja says:
And more importantly...
The Hair Ninja says:
WHERE?
WHY IS MY SS TEACHER CRAAAAAAAAAAAAZY says:
,,,, ... what?
The Hair Ninja says:
Gimme those drugs!
WHY IS MY SS TEACHER CRAAAAAAAAAAAAZY says:
... *gives drugs*
The Hair Ninja says:
What drugs...?
WHY IS MY SS TEACHER CRAAAAAAAAAAAAZY says:
I donnu
WHY IS MY SS TEACHER CRAAAAAAAAAAAAZY says:
it might be in f--king austria?
WHY IS MY SS TEACHER CRAAAAAAAAAAAAZY says:
or in f--k australia
The Hair Ninja says:
WHAT DRUGS?
The Hair Ninja says:
Not where
WHY IS MY SS TEACHER CRAAAAAAAAAAAAZY says:
... I dunno
WHY IS MY SS TEACHER CRAAAAAAAAAAAAZY says:
... I DON:T KNOW
The Hair Ninja says:
You suck
The Hair Ninja says:
Some dealer you are
WHY IS MY SS TEACHER CRAAAAAAAAAAAAZY says:
FINE
WHY IS MY SS TEACHER CRAAAAAAAAAAAAZY says:
take the heroine
WHY IS MY SS TEACHER CRAAAAAAAAAAAAZY says:
.. I mean flour
The Hair Ninja says:
I don't want to : I
WHY IS MY SS TEACHER CRAAAAAAAAAAAAZY says:
FINE
WHY IS MY SS TEACHER CRAAAAAAAAAAAAZY says:
.... *keeps heroine for self*
WHY IS MY SS TEACHER CRAAAAAAAAAAAAZY says:
SOME BUYER YOU ARE
The Hair Ninja says:
I don't buy heroine!
The Hair Ninja says:
Nor flour!
WHY IS MY SS TEACHER CRAAAAAAAAAAAAZY says:
... BOO YEAH
WHY IS MY SS TEACHER CRAAAAAAAAAAAAZY says:
*hordes all of the perscription drugs as well
The Hair Ninja says:
Prozac!
The Hair Ninja says:
It sucks
WHY IS MY SS TEACHER CRAAAAAAAAAAAAZY says:
*gives viagra to all but oster*
The Hair Ninja says:
Who else is there?
WHY IS MY SS TEACHER CRAAAAAAAAAAAAZY says:
..... DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
WHY IS MY SS TEACHER CRAAAAAAAAAAAAZY says:
do you deem that wing wong worthy??
The Hair Ninja says:
Almost yes
The Hair Ninja says:
Yes.

[Mike McC]

I was told to do this. These are rather long, so I'ma external link. Stare into the subliminal for as long as you can.

#1
#2

Enjoy.

[Bailey]

MnkyPuma: bout time
Andreek M: veni
Andreek M: *hugs everybody hello*
kneumaticpnight: *beats the crap out of him*
Andreek M: *is unaffected due to (some long explanation that nobody pays any attention to)*
MnkyPuma: yay! my mission is a success for once!
MnkyPuma: hax!
Andreek M: what was your mission?
kneumaticpnight: *but I counter that with (a bunch of star trek esque incomprehensible pseudo-technical jargon)*
MnkyPuma: to get you in here so that KP could beat you up
Andreek M: *uses the deflector array*
kneumaticpnight: *compensates all borg like*
Andreek M: *escapes via dues ex machina*
Andreek M: deus ex machina rather
MnkyPuma: I want you to watch this, because I'm going to link everything at rethergood eventually.
kneumaticpnight: *counters it with actual godly powers (from being Silly Kitty's god)*
Andreek M: *prays to BMG! for protection*
kneumaticpnight: *gets bored about halfway through and leaves*
kneumaticpnight: Pheh, BMG... sure, SHE can save you from me...
Andreek M: from the looks of things, she prefers subtle

this line here because otherwise I can't edit it to put in the quote tags

[CHICAGO¤lollie]

...I don't know what, but it's kinky!

Funka Genocide says:
I saw the new nintendo controller earlier today, for some reason it didn't
make a very big impact on me. XD

I mean, I love Nintendo, and I love the new controller, but it really just
slipped over the surface. heh heh

CHICAGO¤lollie says:
Ah yes, the remote-joystick

Funka Genocide says:
I think its great, it has motion sensor technology.

CHICAGO¤lollie says:
Puts a bit of a stop on dating sims for the Revolution though, don't it? I
mean, what with having to use both hands to use the controller and all. XD

Funka Genocide says:
oh, that was good... that was real good. XD

Funka Genocide says:
thats comic material!

Funka Genocide says:
a few more elements, a depressing looking dork in a Star Wars T-shirt whos a
few pounds past huge and a glowing screen, a look of utter dissatisfaction as
he looks at his new dating sim game and the two part controler.

CHICAGO¤lollie says:
That. That's just.


Ouch. XD

Stephanos says:
Nintendo's new console's controller

CHICAGO¤lollie says:
I've seen ^^

CHICAGO¤lollie says:
It's definately weird

Stephanos says:
WTF were they thinking O_o

CHICAGO¤lollie says:
Remote-Joystick, foo'!

Stephanos says:
It's like their trying to kill off all third party support O_o

CHICAGO¤lollie says:
That, and the dating-sim genre. For Revolution, at least!

Stephanos says:
It's a control pad designed to make button bashing impossible

CHICAGO¤lollie says:
And eliminate masturbation during gameplay.


What? You've gotta use both hands for the remote!

Stephanos says:
Ah but it has a built in rumble pak so It'll come in handy for the ladies O_o

CHICAGO¤lollie says:
DON'T SAY THAT

CHICAGO¤lollie says:
Stephanos says:
Ah but it has a built in rumble pak so It'll come in handy for the ladies O_o

Funka Genocide says:
I had actually noted the shape...

CHICAGO¤lollie says:
It seems sex sells on a whole new level, these days. o_O

Funka Genocide says:
we need to communicate these possibilities to the head honchos at Nintendo!
There are fortunes to be made!

Funka Genocide says:
also, lude video tapes to distribute on the internet!

CHICAGO¤lollie says:
I wish I never pointed out the dating-sim thing. XD

Funka Genocide says:
the wheels are all ready in motion! XD

[Fenris]

NPFenris: *Yayes! hugs her*
CelesJessa87: *hugs back*
NPFenris: *hugs back AGAIN!*
CelesJessa87: *hugs back even MORE*
NPFenris: *gasp!*
NPFenris: *hugs back STILL!*
CelesJessa87: *hugs back uberly*
NPFenris: *Manages to hold onto life this time*
NPFenris: *Hugs back CONTINUED!*
CelesJessa87: *Hugs back, the trilogy!*
NPFenris: *GASPIAMHUGGEDBACKTHETRILOGY!*
NPFenris: *Hugs back, the remake*
CelesJessa87: *hugs back the prequil*
NPFenris: *hugs back the spinoff*
CelesJessa87: *hugs back, the parody*
NPFenris: *hugs back, the director's cut*
CelesJessa87: *hugs back, the limited edition*
NPFenris: *hugs back, the never-before-seen in theaters*
CelesJessa87: *hugs back, in 3-D!*
NPFenris: *hugs back, in IMAX*
CelesJessa87: *hugs back with surround sound!*
NPFenris: *hugs back, the DVD release*
CelesJessa87: *hugs back, the unedited version*
NPFenris: *hugs back, only-available through this special offer*
NPFenris: *call within 10 minutes to get another one free*
CelesJessa87: *hugs back the T.V edited version*
NPFenris: *hugs back the documentary*
CelesJessa87: *hugs back, based on a true story*
NPFenris: *hugs back, the blooper reel*
CelesJessa87: *hugs back, the cartoon*
NPFenris: *hugs back, the In-flight movie*
CelesJessa87: *hugs back begins*
NPFenris: *hugs back, the blockbuster*
CelesJessa87: *hugs back, the new release*
NPFenris: *hugs back, buy one get one free!*
CelesJessa87: *hugs back, the musical*
NPFenris: *hugs back, the broadway hit*
CelesJessa87: *hugs back, the storybook*
NPFenris: *hugs back, the I can't come up with anything*
NPFenris: *You win*
NPFenris: *Hugs back, the conceding gesture*
NPFenris: =D
CelesJessa87: ^^
NPFenris: *Hugs back, the "I'm WingWonging this"*

I shit on you people and inject you with my fart bubbles. This reminds me of all those times I smoked hash. Only I had they were a bit less trippy than this. Good read though but why are you posting like that?