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Ex. 68471 · 07-17-2007, 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hawk

Little unfair there don't you think, pitting the hero against a comedy sidekick. A better fight would be Ratchet vs. Jak.

Well, I figured it was fair because both of them are short(not quite as much so in Ratchet's case) and furry.

Okay, how about this instead:

Monty Python Vs. Blue Collar Comedy Troupe
Comedic Faceoff!
Who can make the crowd laugh hardest?

Zilla · 07-17-2007, 11:21 PM

Depends on the crowd, really. If they are intelligent or drunk/stoned, Monty Python will likely kick the shit out of the Blue Collar Comedy Troupe. BCCT would work if the crowd was.. hm... well, the right demographic anyway.

Ex. 68471 · 07-18-2007, 01:04 PM

The crowd is southern drunkards.

Give 'em an even playing field.
MP plays to drunks, BCCT plays to southerners.

***Fenris*** · 07-18-2007, 01:57 PM

The American Dollar versus The Canadian Dollar in a no-holds barred grudge match.

Tendronai · 07-18-2007, 02:10 PM

Canadian Dollar starts off strong, then loses a lot of ground, but makes an incredible comeback.

But the Canadian Dollar wins because our basic dollar is a coin, the loonie, which can easily outlast some silly bill.

Skyshot · 07-18-2007, 11:49 PM

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our basic dollar is a coin

Well in that case the bill wins. The coin is rocklike, and the bill is paperlike. And we all know paper beats rock.

Zilla · 07-18-2007, 11:56 PM

I think BCCT wins on anyone in the South. They'll just go "uhh... what?" to Monty Python.

h4x.m4g3 · 07-19-2007, 12:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gir

The crowd is southern drunkards.

Wait isn't everyone in the South automatically a drunk? (Note: I am from, and reside in Alabama). Anyway Southern drunkards just make them even more rednecks and thus Blue Collar wins.

Tendronai · 07-19-2007, 08:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Skyshot

Well in that case the bill wins. The coin is rocklike, and the bill is paperlike. And we all know paper beats rock.

The coin isn't rock-like. It's Coin-like! Meaning that if the bill was thrown at the coin, it would likely float away, where the coin thrown at the bill would tear the bill (likely).

The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk · 07-19-2007, 12:30 PM

You cannot batter someone with a rolled up wad of notes, however, coins make excellent projectiles.

Just sayin'.

07-17-2007, 11:21 PM	#212
Zilla Lakitu Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 2,378	Depends on the crowd, really. If they are intelligent or drunk/stoned, Monty Python will likely kick the shit out of the Blue Collar Comedy Troupe. BCCT would work if the crowd was.. hm... well, the right demographic anyway. __________________ MENCHI Pink It's cowboy time, I'm so MENCHI right now. Metroid is a great man because his friends don't rape him.

07-18-2007, 01:04 PM	#213
Ex. 68471 Nice going, numbnuts! Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Look out your window. Posts: 282	The crowd is southern drunkards. Give 'em an even playing field. MP plays to drunks, BCCT plays to southerners. __________________ Experiments 68469, 68470, and 68472 were perfect successes. I am Experiment 68471, the catastrophic failure. "Hi, we're America! We built monster trucks for fun! We developed top-fuel dragsters that go from 0 to 330 miles per hour in 5 seconds 'cause, well, we were bored! Piss us off, and see what we build!"

07-18-2007, 01:57 PM	#214
*Fenris* Administrator Join Date: May 2005 Location: East Coast Posts: 6,806	The American Dollar versus The Canadian Dollar in a no-holds barred grudge match. __________________ "FENRIS IS AN ASSHOLE" - shiney

07-18-2007, 02:10 PM	#215
Tendronai I will crush your economy. Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Magical mystical land of Canada. Posts: 1,364	Canadian Dollar starts off strong, then loses a lot of ground, but makes an incredible comeback. But the Canadian Dollar wins because our basic dollar is a coin, the loonie, which can easily outlast some silly bill. __________________ Give me your wallet before I destroy you, mortal.

07-18-2007, 11:56 PM	#217
Zilla Lakitu Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 2,378	I think BCCT wins on anyone in the South. They'll just go "uhh... what?" to Monty Python. __________________ MENCHI Pink It's cowboy time, I'm so MENCHI right now. Metroid is a great man because his friends don't rape him.