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TARDIS · 01-14-2010, 01:10 PM

Gilgamesh vs. Ultros. GIglamesh has all his swords except Excalipoor (he DOES gain more than just the 4 he has in FF8, right?), Ultors has all his abilities from FF6.

BitVyper · 01-15-2010, 11:21 PM

The Time Lords vs Warhammer 40K.

The Time Lords, along with Gallifrey and the Eye of Harmony, are transplanted into WH40K and given a heavenly mandate to clean shit the fuck up, and generally make it not a crapsack universe anymore. As usual, no messing with "fixed points in time," so they can't just go back and stop the Horus Heresy or anything.

Kerensky287 · 01-15-2010, 11:24 PM

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Originally Posted by TARDIS

Gilgamesh vs. Ultros. GIglamesh has all his swords except Excalipoor (he DOES gain more than just the 4 he has in FF8, right?), Ultors has all his abilities from FF6.

Dude, this isn't even a contest. Ultros is a joke, and Gilgamesh is higher-end boss in FF5 and an optional boss in many others. Gilgamesh could win with 3 arms tied behind his back.

BitVyper · 01-15-2010, 11:25 PM

Yeah, Ultros is sushi.

Arhra · 01-15-2010, 11:59 PM

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Originally Posted by BitVyper

The Time Lords vs Warhammer 40K.

The Time Lords, along with Gallifrey and the Eye of Harmony, are transplanted into WH40K and given a heavenly mandate to clean shit the fuck up, and generally make it not a crapsack universe anymore. As usual, no messing with "fixed points in time," so they can't just go back and stop the Horus Heresy or anything.

The Doctor relies on talking with people while 40K relies on the general principle of shoot xenos scum on sight.

Although Time Lords do look human, which is a slight upside.

Not to mention how the Doctor is possibly pals with Jesus.

Hmmm, this will require further meditation!

BitVyper · 01-16-2010, 12:25 AM

Ah, good old Adrian Tullberg.

The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk · 01-16-2010, 07:51 AM

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Originally Posted by BitVyper

The Time Lords vs Warhammer 40K.

The Time Lords, along with Gallifrey and the Eye of Harmony, are transplanted into WH40K and given a heavenly mandate to clean shit the fuck up, and generally make it not a crapsack universe anymore. As usual, no messing with "fixed points in time," so they can't just go back and stop the Horus Heresy or anything.

Time lords ressurect the Master to be their "Ultimate Soldier" in the horror of the 40K Verse, just as they did during the Time War. He steals a TARDIS, flies into the Emporers throne room, kills the Emporer throwing all of humanity into disaster, then takes his place, using his own psychic powers to take control of the entire Imperium, then using Time Lord science begins to turn the tide of war against all other races, presumably at the cost of billions of innocents.

The Doctor shows up, stops the Master, and somehow cuts EVERYONE off from the Warp/Webway, preventing any kind of space travel thereby bringing some semblance of peace to the galaxy, as nobody can get to any other planets to engage in war with each other.

Then the Tyrannids turn up and eat everyone.

Arhra · 01-16-2010, 08:13 AM

Other points aside, the lack of warp travel doesn't stop the Necrons or the space communists.

TARDIS · 01-16-2010, 08:38 AM

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Originally Posted by BitVyper

The Time Lords vs Warhammer 40K.

The Time Lords, along with Gallifrey and the Eye of Harmony, are transplanted into WH40K and given a heavenly mandate to clean shit the fuck up, and generally make it not a crapsack universe anymore. As usual, no messing with "fixed points in time," so they can't just go back and stop the Horus Heresy or anything.

I only know who Time Lords are. so I'll have to go with them. Besides, they're perfectly capable of scheming to break that time lock.

Masaki-kun · 01-16-2010, 08:54 AM

Incidentally cutting the warp off prevents human unity across the distances involved and also kills Eldar outright. Probably not a win scenario.

01-15-2010, 11:21 PM	#2212
BitVyper History's Strongest Dilettante Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Arcadia Posts: 6,662	The Time Lords vs Warhammer 40K. The Time Lords, along with Gallifrey and the Eye of Harmony, are transplanted into WH40K and given a heavenly mandate to clean shit the fuck up, and generally make it not a crapsack universe anymore. As usual, no messing with "fixed points in time," so they can't just go back and stop the Horus Heresy or anything. __________________ "There are worlds out there where the sky is burning, and the sea is asleep, and the rivers dream. People made of smoke and cities made of song. Somewhere there's danger, somewhere there's injustice, somewhere else the tea's getting cold. Come on, Ace; we've got work to do!" Awesome art be here.

01-15-2010, 11:25 PM	#2214
BitVyper History's Strongest Dilettante Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Arcadia Posts: 6,662	Yeah, Ultros is sushi. __________________ "There are worlds out there where the sky is burning, and the sea is asleep, and the rivers dream. People made of smoke and cities made of song. Somewhere there's danger, somewhere there's injustice, somewhere else the tea's getting cold. Come on, Ace; we've got work to do!" Awesome art be here.

01-16-2010, 12:25 AM	#2216
BitVyper History's Strongest Dilettante Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Arcadia Posts: 6,662	Ah, good old Adrian Tullberg. __________________ "There are worlds out there where the sky is burning, and the sea is asleep, and the rivers dream. People made of smoke and cities made of song. Somewhere there's danger, somewhere there's injustice, somewhere else the tea's getting cold. Come on, Ace; we've got work to do!" Awesome art be here.

01-16-2010, 08:13 AM	#2218
Arhra Ara ara! Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Neo Venezia Posts: 5,013	Other points aside, the lack of warp travel doesn't stop the Necrons or the space communists. __________________ This post is a good source of Ara ara, ufufu.* *These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This post is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.

01-14-2010, 01:10 PM	#2211
TARDIS Shyguy Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 190	Gilgamesh vs. Ultros. GIglamesh has all his swords except Excalipoor (he DOES gain more than just the 4 he has in FF8, right?), Ultors has all his abilities from FF6.