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[Seil]

Shiney versus Tahr.

[Fifthfiend]

Also Robocop has the one power Megaman can never absorb: The power of the human spirit.

EDIT:

Originally Posted by Seil

Shiney versus Tahr.

Shiney knifes him in the back in the middle of the night. DOHOHOHO

[Premmy]

Originally Posted by Fifthfiend

Also Robocop has the one power Megaman can never absorb: The power of the human spirit

Human Spirit interfaces dangerously well with robots, and you know that

Shiney knifes him in the back in the middle of the night. DOHOHOHO

How is that a joke? that's, like, The entire point of fighting

[Wigmund]

News Channel Deathmatch (all the talking heads/reporters of each vs those from the other channels)
Fox News vs MSNBC vs CNN vs Daily Show/Colbert Report

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Originally Posted by BitVyper

Oh yeah, Robocop can gun people down. Oooh, real scary.

Now which one of these two regularly solos evil robot armies using only his ping-pong ball shooter?

Robotarmies with weapons equally as ridiculous and pathetic as his. To be honest I can't think of any weapons that are actually dangerous. Like one of the mostpowerful weapons is the metal blade thing from metal man which leads me to surmise all these robots had armour integrity of paper.

[BitVyper]

To be honest I can't think of any weapons that are actually dangerous.

Let me help you:

Lightning guns
Various explosives
Weather control
Lasers
Freeze-anything-instantly ice guns
Time control
Quickman's level
DBZ-style chi powers
Gravity control
Missiles
Affirmative action
Tornadoes
Magma
Sun Wukong, the monkey king
Giant firebreathing dragons
Deflect-anything shields

The fact that those metal blades can hurt him at all is a testament to their power.

Also Robocop has the one power Megaman can never absorb: The power of the human spirit

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Megaman is 100% soul. It's his whole thing. The cosmic force for good even said so.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Originally Posted by BitVyper

Let me help you:

Lightning guns

Robocop has been electrocuted. It does nothing.

Various explosives

All of which affects a tiny square of space and thus are shitty and pussy.

Weather control

Oh no don't make it rain.

Lasers

That does not correlate to any strength. I got a laser in my lab and it doesn't do shit.

Freeze-anything-instantly ice guns

Hahaha, this weapon did shit all to any boss that wasn't made of fire.

Time control

Barely qualifies as time control.

Quickman's level

That's not a weapon. Also the only difficult bit is falling properly cause Megaman is too pussy to handle some lasers.

DBZ-style chi powers

The robots in DBZ kicked the shit out of Super Saiyans. Unless he's throwing spirit bombs this got nothing.

Gravity control

Robocop can fly.

Missiles

Ok that's a proper weapon.

Affirmative action

Robocop is a policeman. They're one of the largest reasons why you need affirmative action.

Tornadoes

You can outdrive a tornado.

Magma

Doesn't Megaman jump over it? If he swimming around in magma for a whole level then that is pretty hardcore.

Sun Wukong, the monkey king

That thing looks stupid.

Giant firebreathing dragons

Robot dragons which could be the strength of anything really.

Deflect-anything shields

Only shields I can think off only protect the front of him, Robocop can fly and shoots bullets that break the laws of physics, he can shoot around that shield.

The fact that those metal blades can hurt him at all is a testament to their power.

That's a bit of a circular argument. We can build guns that fire spinning blades. We don't because it would be the weakest weapon ever.

And really here's my 2 main points:
1) Megaman dies by WALKING INTO ENEMIES. If Robocop touches his enemies that enemy is fucking dead. Megaman is the ultimate pussie.
2) Megaman goes down in a few hits even from a little turret gun. Remember that seen where robocop fights the police force- it takes 1000s of bullets in succession to take him down.
Really Robocop would only to hit him like 6 times at max and he down.

[BitVyper]

That's a bit of a circular argument.

Not when you consider the things he's survived. Like taking shots from Duo, who is basically the robot Silver Surfer.

Guts vs Kenshin. Melee only, no berserker armour.

On that tack, here's a hypothetical scenario: Kenshin puts on the berserker armour (resized to fit himself) during the Kyoto arc. How badly do things end for... well everyone involved?

[Odjn]

Megaman shoots balls of super hot plasma.

Robocop has normal bullets.

MEGAMAN WINS

Also, Guts can swing his sword at essentially katana speed. Kenshin doesn't have a chance.

[bluestarultor]

Originally Posted by Smarty McBarrelpants

Doesn't Megaman jump over it? If he swimming around in magma for a whole level then that is pretty hardcore.

Actually, he can shoot it. He also can shoot insta-hardening concrete, for reference, although the stopping power that would have on Robocop is debatable.

Only shields I can think off only protect the front of him, Robocop can fly and shoots bullets that break the laws of physics, he can shoot around that shield.

Pretty sure the Jewel Satellite is good for all directions, and breaks physics pretty well in itself given that things don't seem able to get through. The gems are probably afterimaging from the speed that that would take.

And really here's my 2 main points:
1) Megaman dies by WALKING INTO ENEMIES. If Robocop touches his enemies that enemy is fucking dead. Megaman is the ultimate pussie.
2) Megaman goes down in a few hits even from a little turret gun. Remember that seen where robocop fights the police force- it takes 1000s of bullets in succession to take him down.
Really Robocop would only to hit him like 6 times at max and he down.

Yes, but canon is that Megs has a good player and therefore is fast and agile enough to avoid all that.

Other weaponry in Megs' arsenal are a high-energy projectile that can pass through physical barriers much like ball lightning and which has an incredibly high rate of fire and a bomb that generates a small black hole that then dissipates after a period. He's also been shown to have at least the capability of superhuman strength.

Originally Posted by Premonitions

How is that a joke? that's, like, The entire point of fighting

I think it has to do with Fifth not being even slightly bitter at all nosiree.