12-08-2008, 05:22 PM | #271 |
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Knowing this game, it'll probably be a fake Wuss Box that drops Delicious Fruit.
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Well if that's the case, then that's just even more reason to go that way!
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12-08-2008, 10:59 PM | #273 |
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Left leads down. It's a totally sinister path. I choose the more dextrous right path.
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12-09-2008, 07:23 AM | #274 |
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Left. I do not know why. Maybe because I wanna see what that box says. And if it drops delicious fruit. You can see why I don't play this game. :P
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How on earth could you people believe that something like a save box would ever hurt you? Anyway, I LACK SYMPATHY. Look, it's the end of The Labyrinth! And Bowser! You thought I was lying when I said Bowser used to be the Guy, didn't you? DIDN'T YOU? This is The Hall of Former The Guys. In each room a portrait and at least a dozen ways to die. Time that jump carefully! It's over, it's finally over! Oh that Bowser, he's such a cad! FIREBALLS MAKE LU BU ANGRY! Don't even get me started on this bit... Surprisingly, yes, it is passable! I am as shocked as you are. Hmm, what do we have here? ARKANOID?! Bounce that Delicious Fruit like its going out of style! Don't miss or things get harder. Sinistar: FLEE COWARD! I HUNGER! I actually had a weird bug happen in this room, I have no idea how this happened... Time to shoot things in a jet! PYEW PYEW PYEW. ALSO, DODGING. They're shooting back? That's so cheap! You totally copied that trick off Dracula. With the Apple Drone defeated, victory is mine! Bwahahahaha! He's a pro-wrestler, mayor and was The Guy! What more can you want? Yeah, those blocks fall on contact. Jumping on the block next to the platofrm lets it move to the right. Madness! And then you just have to climb this little chimney full of spikes and moving platforms. PROCEED TO NEXT ROOM! Oh crap, he's out for revenge for all those things I did to him! We will have to keep our eyes peeled for sneaky ninja tricks. Damnit! Stupid errors! NOOOOOOOO! Sneaky ninja... I escape! After all this pain and suffering, we've plunged so far into the labyrinthine depths of the Castle of the Guy that we've finally reached the Front Door of The Guy! Yeah, go us! Will The Kid get his foot in the door? FIND OUT NEXT TIME IN I WANNA BE THE GUY: THE MOVIE: THE GAME: THE PICTURE BOOK: THE TOWER OF THE GUY!
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Wow, first evil Tetris, now evil Alleyway. This game has everything! What's next, evil Pac Man? Evil Space Invaders? Evil Pong?!
Also, Ninjas and Microsoft are in cahoots? I fucking knew it!!
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12-15-2008, 08:10 AM | #278 |
FRONT KICK OF DOOM!
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Ryu Hayabusa ftw.
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12-15-2008, 08:28 AM | #279 |
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....Wow. That's a lot of Kids.
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I WANNA BE THE GUY: THE MOVIE: THE GAME: THE PICTURE BOOK: THE TOWER OF THE GUY!
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What can I say? You can't make nice pictures without killing a few kids! Now then, let's waltz in that front door! No! You tricked me! Well, that's one way to keep solictors out. Although, if you know what you're doing, you can actually waltz in the front door... You want to know how to get here? Fine, here's a hint: There are cracks in the wall. Although there's nothing past it but a secret item. And eggplants. OH GOD THE EGGPLANTS. If you want to continue, to the incinerator with ye! Of course these blocks fall down. Ride that platform. RIDE IT FOR JUSTICE! Ah... the Tower of The Guy. You remember those levels that have you outrunning a slowly rising floor? Donkey Kong Country 2 in particular comes to mind for me. Meet their god. Clearances are tight! You must jump as soon as you are able or you will die! Mess up one jump or be slightly too slow and you are dead! Dead, I tells ya! You're too slow! DDDDEEEEEEEAAAAAADDDDD! You might not die immediately if you fall slightly behind, but you will die. My doesn't this look fun? I kind of didn't leave myself anything to say here by writing notes on the actual picture... Did I mention that if you jump too hard here, the spikes will kill you? TOO SLOW! Just through. It's about to speed up again by the way. There's the way out, how do we get off this crazy thing? Safety to the left! Then we just have to cross the room and jump down. Now we go right and jump up. Success! Let's save. Don't let it eat me! This close to The Guy, even the save points take on a spiteful life of their own. OH GOD MY PRETTY FACE! What awaits us in The Sanctum of The Guy? FIND OUT NEXT TIME IN I WANNA BE THE GUY: THE MOVIE: THE GAME: THE PICTURE BOOK: THE GUY!
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