It Lives!!!!

[FloralVikings]

Okay, normally, I hate those motivational posters, but this one made me giggle like a schoolgirl...



This is funny, because I have a friend who looks exactly like the ninja. Like, I still have suspicions that it's him in the pic.


Actually, this one's pretty funny as well...



This one's funny because it's true, thank god.

[Regulus Tera]

You know who would make a great Faye? Alizée. Fuck yeah!

[Magish]

This made me fall off my chair laughing.

http://img529.imageshack.us/my.php?i...fectionnf7.jpg

[bananarama]

Originally Posted by Magish

This made me fall off my chair laughing.

http://img529.imageshack.us/my.php?i...fectionnf7.jpg

Now I have nightmares ...

[FloralVikings]

Originally Posted by Magish

This made me fall off my chair laughing.

http://img529.imageshack.us/my.php?i...fectionnf7.jpg

...Brutal

[guyy]

Originally Posted by Newb

http://www.rinkworks.com/bookaminute/sff.shtml

The short version of all the books you love!

This is epic, hilarious, and painful all at the same time.

The one for all of Stephen King's books is great, though:
"It was a nice day...........................AND THEN EVIL CAME!"

[Regulus Tera]

Originally Posted by Newb

http://www.rinkworks.com/bookaminute/sff.shtml

The short version of all the books you love!

The classics version of the site always gets me:

Originally Posted by Book-a-Minute

Animal Farm
(snobby version)
By George Orwell
Ultra-Condensed by Samuel Stoddard and David J. Parker


Old Major, the Pig

Let us overthrow the depraved czar, Farmer Jones, a symbol of a feudalist government that falls into moral ruin by its own excess and corruption. (dies)

Napoleon, the Pig

Yes, let us indeed overthrow the human oligarchy as Karl Ma--uh, Friedrich Enge--uh, Wladimir Iljitsch Leni--uh, Old Major said.

Snowball, the Pig

Yes. I'll lead the defense, unwary that you, like the other Napoleon, are pulling a strategic Stalinesque maneuver by using our revolution as a means to set up your own cruel totalitarian empire. I'm a regular Leo Dawidowitsch Trotzky!

(Napoleon sicks his pack of secret police dogs on Snowball, and they EXILE him.)

Sheep

See how easily we, the blind followers of our leaders, ignore the facts and are swayed into loyalty by the pushing of emotional buttons? Four legs good. Two legs baaaad.

Rats and Rabbits

Can we, the Menscheviki, be comrades too?

Moses, the Raven

Take comfort in what I, a symbol of the Orthodox Church, say. When you die, you'll go to the glorious Sugarcandy Mountain. So there's no need for revolution after all.

Squealer, the Pig

Go away, opiate of the people. Like Goebbels, the German minister of propaganda, I have a much greater hold on the people than you do.

Pigeons

Let's be the message carriers of communism and spread the doctrine of the revolution far beyond the physical boundaries of our regime.

Boxer, the Horse

Napoleon is always right. Like the Russian working class, I am convinced of the necessity of our revolution, firmly devoted to its cause, and work hard for my leaders.

Napoleon, the Pig

Good horse, Boxer. We need more animals like you.

Boxer, the Horse

I'm old now. At long last, I have reached retirement age. Now I can rest peacefully while Napoleon takes care of me.

Napoleon, the Pig

Think again, you lazy oaf. (sells Boxer for glue)

(The animals destroy the windmill in an action symbolic of the failure of the Five Year Economic Plan. Then the pigs turn into humans. Thus ends this dystopian fable on totalitarianism.)



THE END

Animal Farm
(stupid version)
By George Orwell
Ultra-Condensed by Samuel Stoddard and David J. Parker


Some pigs lead a revolt against people, act like jerks, and play poker.



THE END

[Mirai Gen]

I actually like Breadbox Edition of movies better.

Matrix Revolutions is still my favorite.

MAGGIE
Any change in Neo?

TRINITY
No. He’s still as unresponsive as a plank of wood.

AUDIENCE
Get used to it.

TRINITY
How about Bane?

MAGGIE
We’re pretty sure he’s still Ian Bliss.

NEO
Okay, enough with the fortune cookie sentiments.

ORACLE
All right. Cue the dramatic music.


CUE: SWELLING, DRAMATIC MUSIC

ORACLE (cont.)
Everything that has a beginning has an end.

NEO
That’s it?

ORACLE
It’s our tagline, dummy. Now go save the
world from Agent Elrond.

[Zilla]

FV, you can't link to your e-mail...

host it on photobucket or something, or find it on the internet.

On Cowboy Bebop there, Spike fails. No afro?!

[FloralVikings]

Originally Posted by Zilla

FV, you can't link to your e-mail...

host it on photobucket or something, or find it on the internet.

On Cowboy Bebop there, Spike fails. No afro?!

Oops...thought I did. They were there before...huh...

Fixing...

Fixed