How do YOU eat chocolate? - Page 3

Roland · 04-07-2006, 06:31 AM

It depends on the chocolate in question.

Chocolate Brownies/Cake: Tongue and the roof of my mouth.
Chocolate (candy): Chew, swallow, etc.
Sugar Free Chocolate: My hands.

**Satan's Onion** · 04-07-2006, 09:05 AM

D'you know those individually wrapped chocolates (like Dove dark chocolates; they come in a bag)? You don't chew and swallow those; no no no. That's downright sacreligious. What you do is you suck on them, let it melt in your mouth, like...Feel free to invest in this as much sexual innuendo as you'd like.

CrazyBen · 04-07-2006, 10:02 AM

If my family is in the house, I have to lock my door and snork it down as fast as I can beofre the rest of my family decends, like a swarm of squirrels on an overturned peanut truck, to "share" the chocolate with me. F***ing chocolate commies.

If I can get alone with the chocolate though, thats a whole different story. I'll put the chocolate between my molars and grind it to dust. Then I stick it between my lip and gums, and go about my business, letting the sweet chocolaty flavor permeate my mouth. It turns eating a choclate bar from an event to an experience.

Also, frozen M&Ms are SO good. Especially on ice cream. Chocolate ice cream + chocolate syrup + sprinkles + prefrozen M&Ms = religious experience + orgasm (In other words, its like making love to a nun. A SEXY nun!).

Flarecobra · 04-07-2006, 02:08 PM

So...Crazyben dips chocolate?

As for me, I don't eat much myself. I find it too sweet for my liking.

DarkCORN! · 04-07-2006, 02:21 PM

Blasphemy! Burn her!

In other news, I discovered a new way to eat chocolate. Hang upside down from a tree by your legs, then let it melt in your mouth. Let go of the tree and flip to land upright. When you are standing, swallow it. Oddly, I did this very thing today. I was climbing a tree, when suddenly I got a craving for chocolate. I let a piece melt in my mouth, then accidentally let go of the tree because of the orgasm of flavor in my mouth. I managed to land on my legs because of a fantastic display of acrobatics (and four years of Tae Kwon Do).

Jason_Voorhees · 04-07-2006, 03:55 PM

Lmao, I just clicked on the forum index while eating some whole hazelnuts chocloate when I saw the thread. So yeah, basically I prefer roasted almond chocolate, but hazelnut comes in at close second.

DarkCORN! · 04-07-2006, 04:01 PM

I asked how you eat chocolate, not what is your favorite. Also, chatspeak is bad. No "lol"'s or "lmao"'s. Nothing like that. Learn to spell and learn grammar. This is a forum, not a chatroom. You can take time to make sure everything is correct, the forum is not going anywhere.

TheSpacePope · 04-07-2006, 05:00 PM

Dark Corn,

Stop being a jerk.
Please.
We all hate bad grammar, but this is off topic.
CHILL.

Lucis · 04-07-2006, 05:48 PM

Psychotically and in animalistic fashion. No chocolate is safe around me. I am a chocolate predator, and will not hasten to take chocolate from others nearby. I attack bearers of chocolate like the unholy union of a hyena, a bengal tiger, and the meanest SOB of a rodeo bull you've ever seen - Cackling, head-on, and with great ferocity.

I am not a scavenger, however. The only way you can save your chocolate is to throw it down upon a dirty, hot sidewalk and hope it begins to get soft and melt before I slam into you with all the grace of a freight-train and take it for my own while you lie unconscious.

I'm only kidding. In reality, I eat chocolate more like Loyal2NES does, but I can't stand peanut butter or ANY impurities in my chocolate. I love a wide variety of chocolate, but I find nuts, peanut butter, or impurities to be BLASPHEMY!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flarecobra

... As for me, I don't eat much myself. I find it too sweet for my liking.

Have you eaten dark chocolate? If you get a decent brand, you'll find that dark chocolate is significantly less sweet than most. It's even got a touch of bitterness in the aftertaste which has a lovely contrast to the taste of the chocolate itself. Try the Dove chocolates mentioned by Satan's Onion - they're hands-down the best damn dark chocolates I've ever eaten. Heed his advice to the letter on them.

DarkCORN! · 04-07-2006, 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSpacePope

Dark Corn,

Stop being a jerk.
Please.
We all hate bad grammar, but this is off topic.
CHILL.

But! But! He used chatspeak! The worst of all crimes.

And yes, Dove chocolates kick ass.

04-07-2006, 09:05 AM	#22
Satan's Onion Swing You Sinners! Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: 4th Street Posts: 2,666	D'you know those individually wrapped chocolates (like Dove dark chocolates; they come in a bag)? You don't chew and swallow those; no no no. That's downright sacreligious. What you do is you suck on them, let it melt in your mouth, like...Feel free to invest in this as much sexual innuendo as you'd like. __________________ Good evening, ladies. Please enter and be tained .

04-07-2006, 10:02 AM	#23
CrazyBen Aim Low Boys Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: A horrible land of sunshine and farting unicorns Posts: 328	If my family is in the house, I have to lock my door and snork it down as fast as I can beofre the rest of my family decends, like a swarm of squirrels on an overturned peanut truck, to "share" the chocolate with me. F***ing chocolate commies. If I can get alone with the chocolate though, thats a whole different story. I'll put the chocolate between my molars and grind it to dust. Then I stick it between my lip and gums, and go about my business, letting the sweet chocolaty flavor permeate my mouth. It turns eating a choclate bar from an event to an experience. Also, frozen M&Ms are SO good. Especially on ice cream. Chocolate ice cream + chocolate syrup + sprinkles + prefrozen M&Ms = religious experience + orgasm (In other words, its like making love to a nun. A SEXY nun!). __________________ Now a pround member of GASP First rule of Overused Joke Club- You don't talk about Overused Joke Club! Come visit scenic Erwinburg! 98% of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2% that isn't an emo bastard, copy and paste this into your sig.

04-07-2006, 02:08 PM	#24
Flarecobra Burn. Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Classified Posts: 11,017	So...Crazyben dips chocolate? As for me, I don't eat much myself. I find it too sweet for my liking. __________________ "Only the fool wishes to go into battle to beat someone for the satisfaction of beating someone." -A Thousand Sons Rules. Read them, know them, love them.

04-07-2006, 05:00 PM	#28
TheSpacePope Gigity Join Date: May 2005 Location: Lincoln. Nebraska Posts: 1,536	Dark Corn, Stop being a jerk. Please. We all hate bad grammar, but this is off topic. CHILL. __________________ Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust

04-07-2006, 06:31 AM	#21
Roland Professional Layabout Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: A desert on and surrounded by mountains. Posts: 722	It depends on the chocolate in question. Chocolate Brownies/Cake: Tongue and the roof of my mouth. Chocolate (candy): Chew, swallow, etc. Sugar Free Chocolate: My hands.

04-07-2006, 02:21 PM	#25
DarkCORN! Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Canadia Posts: 649	Blasphemy! Burn her! In other news, I discovered a new way to eat chocolate. Hang upside down from a tree by your legs, then let it melt in your mouth. Let go of the tree and flip to land upright. When you are standing, swallow it. Oddly, I did this very thing today. I was climbing a tree, when suddenly I got a craving for chocolate. I let a piece melt in my mouth, then accidentally let go of the tree because of the orgasm of flavor in my mouth. I managed to land on my legs because of a fantastic display of acrobatics (and four years of Tae Kwon Do).

04-07-2006, 04:01 PM	#27
DarkCORN! Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Canadia Posts: 649	I asked how you eat chocolate, not what is your favorite. Also, chatspeak is bad. No "lol"'s or "lmao"'s. Nothing like that. Learn to spell and learn grammar. This is a forum, not a chatroom. You can take time to make sure everything is correct, the forum is not going anywhere.