Funniest Movies of All Time.

[Meister]

May I out myself here? I liked Ali G Indahouse. A lot.

Ali G: Jezzy, iz you wearing green? I knew it - you iz defected to the Ivy East possey, innit? Come on - let's stab him!
Jezzy F: No no - wait! Me Mum yeah, she put me yellow top in the wash with me brothers blue football socks even though they ain't colourfast.
Ali G: Alright. But you tell that slag, that in the ghetto, washing non colourfast synthetics at 60 degrees could cost you your life...

There was also a scene where members of different gangs settle their differences by a race in their tuned mini coopers - strictly abiding the speed limit of 30 MPH. Holy crap did that crack me up. Later, they pass a sign "speed limit 20 MPH" and immediately brake down.

Then they get to a red light, and while Ali G stops, the other guy runs over it, followed by a very shocked Ali saying he could have get himself killed by that. Absolutely insane.

[FlashFirer]

I just love the movie named George of The Jungle. You guys can laugh but I do.

[Toastburner B]

What? You can't tell me now one has seen "The Three Amigos", with Steve Martin, Chevy Chase, and Martin Short. That one is a classic. Can't think of ayn lines right now, but trust me, its funny.

[Stover]

The Blues Brothers.

And Its a Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad World.

[slightly aboveaverage man]

Groundhog Day was another funny one. Watching Bill Murray go through the same day forever is freakin' hilarious. The funniest part was when he was committing suicide and kept coming back and later explaining all the things he did to end his life. Great movie.

I was partial to the part where he punched out the guy from his high school upon seeing him.

Guy: Hey man!
Bill: Hi! *Punches him out cold*

[Shadow Wolf]

Sheesh I feel kinda old when I mention a classic none of you could even think of.... What about that oh so Famous Movie known as..... PORKY'S!!!!

Omg how could you not laugh your ass off when the 3 guys stare at the naked chicks through the gym showers with Pee Wee's vision blocked by a fat ass chick. Aggravated he yells "GODDAMMIT WILL YOU MOVE IT YOU LARD ASS!"

Silence.... as the girls scramble to cover themselves as the other dude (forget their names >.<) sticks his tongue out as the one girl taunts him by slapping on lots of soap. In retaliation... He sticks something else out, and it's not his tongue.... Only you can imagine what it is... Then the gym teacher comes in, Ms. Ballbreaker, a butch heavy set woman. The girls leave as his male friend tells him a girl is coming for IT.

A gradually increasing grunt as the teacher charges, hands out ready to grab and not let go "She's coming for it, she's almost there, she's coming" YOINK! "SHE'S GOT IT!!!!" The yanking, the pulling, the screams of utter agony. How could you not roll around laughing at this? This had to be the most rememorable movie of all time for me
BUT!!! The part after that is even MORE FUNNY. Lets just say, the principal gets in on the action

Mel Brooks, OMG Genius when it comes to comedy. There is not a single movie he made that I disliked. My Favorites By him are History of the World, Dracula Dead and Loving It, Young Frankenstein, Men in Tights, and Blazing Saddles.

Best Quotes
Guy from Porky's - "Here chicky chicky chicky!"
Ceasar - "More girls! More wine!" *THUMP* "Ok faggot, what's next!"
Eyegore - "BLOOKA!" *horses neigh*
Blinkin' - "Master, you've lost your arms in battle.... but you grew some nice boobs!" and As Blinkin feels the ladder, he turns around to go down for a sec, trying to go down the ladder her reaches out catching nothing but air as he fall muttering the words "Oh Shit." Standing he says "I CAN SEE!" *WHACK! "Nope, I was wrong"

[Shadow Wolf]

For AndyBloodredMage

Here are some great quotes from History of the World Part 1:

Roman Guy: "You there, have you seen a pack of Trojans?"
Citizen: "Aw man I just ran out!"

Same Roman Guy: "Goodbye head!"
Comicus (Mel Brooks): "Hello balls!"

Comicus: "Jesus..."
Jesus: "What?"
Comicus: "What?"
Jesus: "yes?"
Comicus:"Jesus... what what?"
Jesus: "Yes...?"

Empress Nympho: "Hey Bob, do I have any openings that this man might fit?"
Crowd: Whoa!
Josephus: "I've got a great cork screw"
Crowd: WHOA!!!!

Council Person: "Great council of Rome, shall we keep our money to ensure good life for the rich? OR shall we take on a more noble purpose and help the poor?"
Council: "F**K THE POOR!"
Council Person: "Good"

That is all I can think of right now for Quotes from History of the World hehe enjoy!

[slightly aboveaverage man]

I just remembered a new one: UHF! It was a movie starring Wierd Al Yankovic (Sp?) about a loser who gains control of a local TV station, and revitalizes it with brand new shows like:
Conan the Librarian: (A child comes in and hands in the book. "Sorry sir, this book is a little overdue." *Conan slices the child in half*)

Ghandi 2: (Ghandi starts going around fighting crime, then puts his fist through a guys chest.)

Uncle Larry's playhouse:

Guy who plays Kramer on Seinfeld: "Well billy, you found the bottlecap in the box of oatmeal, that means you get to drink from the fire hose!"
*Sets the kid on a rocking horse and aims the nossle of the hose at his face.*
"Open wide!"
*Sprays the kid with a huge blast of water, sending him flying across the room.*

And my personal favourite: WHEEL OF FISH!
Host: "You won a Red Snapper! you can keep it or go with what is in the box!"
Contestant: "I'll take the box!"
*box is lifted to reveal nothing.*
Host: "STOOOPID! YOU'RE SO STOOPID!"

[darkt0aster]

Don't forget the Airplane Movies

Striker : Those are the flaps, this is the thrust, this must turn on the landing lights ( Plane starts to nose dive when that knob is turned ) Mayday, mayday, mayday!
MCrosky : MAYDAY? What the hell does that mean?
Johnny : Mayday? Why that's the Russian New Year. You know, we'll have a big parade, we'll serve hot hor'doevres...

[slightly aboveaverage man]

I haven't seen that movie in the longest time, but one quote emediatelly pops into my mind:

"Surely you don't plan on doing that!"
"Yes I do, and don't call my Shurly."