The Happy Fun Bitch and Whine Time Thread - Page 3

Seil · 09-28-2007, 08:32 PM

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Which are in turn stolen from every fucking webcomic ever.

Shhhhhhhh!

Mondt · 09-28-2007, 08:40 PM

I hate just about every known social fuckup ever.

seething hate. SEETHING MOTHER FUCKING HATE.

Ex. 68471 · 09-28-2007, 09:39 PM

Ya know what I really hate? Hypocrites.

No, really. I hate it when someone says something like, "Don't do drugs." then they leave, and you find out back behind the building after a fir drill smoking a cigarette.

True story.

I also hate those fire drills. We have been told since kindergarten, alarm goes off, get out. Stop beating the decomposing horse already.

Robert Paulson · 09-28-2007, 09:53 PM

When I have bashed online gamers in the past, I meant it, and I still do.

After all, I was someone who was naive enough to play Half-Life and various HL mods back in the day, and in doing so, I have been scarred for life. Gee, I wonder how that could be . . .

"Fuking sniper rifle/rockit launcher/redeemer/BFG whore!"

"U suk!" "U SUK!!!" "u suk!" "u suc" "u suck" "yu suck!"

*rampant cheating*

"FUCK YOU (insert bigoted term here)"

*headshot* Hey, that's what your mom said when I had sex with her last night! PWNED!!!

*rampant hacking*

"(insert name of player) has a small dick!" "LOL!"

Immaturity scars the soul, dear readers.

Fifthfiend · 09-29-2007, 12:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Seil

Fifth is stealin' mah comics! I haets joo Fifth!

I have no idea what you're talking about.

CheshireThief · 09-29-2007, 12:33 AM

I hate the first through fourth fiends, and also the sixth fiend.

Also, what bugs me is when people fill out online surveys to post on their blog or Myspace and they delete the questions they don't want to answer, and then DON'T renumber the rest! That's just SHOWING us that there was something you didn't want to answer! Stop being lazy and renumber the damned thing!

Seil · 09-29-2007, 12:58 AM

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Ya know what I really hate? Hypocrites.

No, really. I hate it when someone says something like, "Don't do drugs." then they leave, and you find out back behind the building after a fir drill smoking a cigarette.

You know what I do? I smoke. I'd still tell you to not smoke. It stinks up your hair and your clothes, turns your fingers and teeth yellow, gives you cancer and all sorts of other little nasty problems. I'm still going to smoke, because for the most part I enjoy the fact that whenever I need to smoke, I can go off by myself somewhere and have some "me" time. But I'm also gonna tell you not to smoke, for all the reasons stated previously.

Those with experience are often the best teachers.

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I have no idea what you're talking about.

Surely you jest.

bananarama · 09-29-2007, 01:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Seil

Surely you jest.

Yeah surely he'd jest about having sex with your mom last night! OHHHH!1!!

Also, I forgot to mention 2 more things that I hate: people who obviously contradict themselves and people who say "your mom" jokes (especially when they don't even make sense. God! It's so stupid!).

Mirai Gen · 09-29-2007, 01:37 AM

Publishing.

It is not fucking fair, alright? I'm a talented writer - I know I am. I'm good and I'm only twenty one, I've already written two short books and cancelled numerous others, and it pisses me off that nobody will publish me. It is so not fucking unfair that to publish books, I have to have books published.

Even worse is the fact that what I'm aiming for - fantasy - is already some of the most competitive book publishing area anyway.

This is my goddamn dream you assholes, now take five seconds and look over my query letter and actually recognize the dream and at least look at my manuscript beyond the title?

Okay, I feel a bit better, if a bit more depressed.

Fifthfiend · 09-29-2007, 01:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Seil

Surely you jest.

Seriously, what are you on about?

09-28-2007, 09:39 PM	#23
Ex. 68471 Nice going, numbnuts! Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Look out your window. Posts: 282	Ya know what I really hate? Hypocrites. No, really. I hate it when someone says something like, "Don't do drugs." then they leave, and you find out back behind the building after a fir drill smoking a cigarette. True story. I also hate those fire drills. We have been told since kindergarten, alarm goes off, get out. Stop beating the decomposing horse already. __________________ Experiments 68469, 68470, and 68472 were perfect successes. I am Experiment 68471, the catastrophic failure. "Hi, we're America! We built monster trucks for fun! We developed top-fuel dragsters that go from 0 to 330 miles per hour in 5 seconds 'cause, well, we were bored! Piss us off, and see what we build!"

09-28-2007, 09:53 PM	#24
Robert Paulson His name was Robert Paulson. Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 261	When I have bashed online gamers in the past, I meant it, and I still do. After all, I was someone who was naive enough to play Half-Life and various HL mods back in the day, and in doing so, I have been scarred for life. Gee, I wonder how that could be . . . "Fuking sniper rifle/rockit launcher/redeemer/BFG whore!" "U suk!" "U SUK!!!" "u suk!" "u suc" "u suck" "yu suck!" rampant cheating "FUCK YOU (insert bigoted term here)" headshot Hey, that's what your mom said when I had sex with her last night! PWNED!!! rampant hacking "(insert name of player) has a small dick!" "LOL!" Immaturity scars the soul, dear readers. __________________ If you are reading this, then you have too much free time on your hands.

09-29-2007, 12:33 AM	#26
CheshireThief Still RaiRai's ***** Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Shut up, KP. Posts: 2,365	I hate the first through fourth fiends, and also the sixth fiend. Also, what bugs me is when people fill out online surveys to post on their blog or Myspace and they delete the questions they don't want to answer, and then DON'T renumber the rest! That's just SHOWING us that there was something you didn't want to answer! Stop being lazy and renumber the damned thing! __________________ Holy crap! A CheshireThief spotting!

09-29-2007, 01:37 AM	#29
Mirai Gen We are Geth. Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 14,032	Publishing. It is not fucking fair, alright? I'm a talented writer - I know I am. I'm good and I'm only twenty one, I've already written two short books and cancelled numerous others, and it pisses me off that nobody will publish me. It is so not fucking unfair that to publish books, I have to have books published. Even worse is the fact that what I'm aiming for - fantasy - is already some of the most competitive book publishing area anyway. This is my goddamn dream you assholes, now take five seconds and look over my query letter and actually recognize the dream and at least look at my manuscript beyond the title? Okay, I feel a bit better, if a bit more depressed. __________________