Nuklear Wright: Power Attorney - An Unbeelievable Catastrophe! A Honey of a Crime!

[POS Industries]

Weird as it might be, forensics didn't find anything unexpected on him. He must've just gotten lucky!

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

Is the defence deliberately trying to stall in hopes to declare a mistrial?

[Loyal]

I was waiting to see if Mr. Justice had anything else to say, Edgeworth, but I think we can take from his silence that the defense has no further questions.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

No further questions, your honor.

[Rejected Again]

No further questions, your honor.

[POS Industries]

Prosecution, you're up! Anything you'd like to ask Mr. Gumshoe?

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

(It's time for Edgeworth to shine!

Now Detective Gumshoe. You say you arrested Mr. Ryanderman at his house. What kind of clothes was he wearing and did you run a comparison test between the honey on his clothes and the honey from the Lab?



You also claim that the accused tripped over the camera. Did the camera get a picture of his face?



Lastly, you say that the accused did not have any visible stings, but you also claimed alot of you were stung. Could it be possible due to your stings that you were unable to see them due to your injuries. The pain, or perhaps the medication, clouding your memories

[POS Industries]

Originally Posted by Mac

Now Detective Gumshoe. You say you arrested Mr. Ryanderman at his house. What kind of clothes was he wearing and did you run a comparison test between the honey on his clothes and the honey from the Lab?

His clothes were pretty normal, from what I can remember. Not like he was specifically dressed up to go on a sneaky ninja mission to steal stuff or nothin'.


Our boys in the lab were able to run a comparison between the honey he had and what was stolen from the facility--with a sample provided by NonCon, of course--and it was a match.

You also claim that the accused tripped over the camera. Did the camera get a picture of his face?

No no, Edgie, you got it all wrong! He tripped over a cord, not the camera!


But we were able to get a good look at the robbery from the security footage. Lemme run through it for ya:



This is the scene as the suspect entered. You can make out his face all right, of course, but the audio is what really clued us in on a possible identity.



From here, you can see him clearly going after the honey and making his intentions clear...



...before turning to make his getaway.



Unfortunately, it seems he failed to look where he was going. You can see the cord get knocked out right here, but this is where the footage ends before the cameras go down.


Pretty clear cut, if you ask me!

Lastly, you say that the accused did not have any visible stings, but you also claimed alot of you were stung. Could it be possible due to your stings that you were unable to see them due to your injuries. The pain, or perhaps the medication, clouding your memories

I guess. It's a little hard to be doing precise investigations when the entire forums are in a state of emergency, after all...

[The SSB Intern]

(What... was that?!)


Oh! Uhh.. err, yes...


As everyone can plainly see, the defendant was definitely caught on video.


One point though. You said that the defendant was found with the jars, but in the... "video", he is seen dropping them. Explain, Scruffy.


And you would kindly tell me, why haven't you taken care of this panic on the forums business?

[POS Industries]

Originally Posted by The SSB Intern

One point though. You said that the defendant was found with the jars, but in the... "video", he is seen dropping them. Explain, Scruffy.

This may come as a surprise but there were more than four jars of honey in the joint. Crazy, huh?

And you would kindly tell me, why haven't you taken care of this panic on the forums business?

That ain't my job, lady. We leave that stuff in the hands of our administrative staff. Guys like Meister or Shiney or POS Industries.


You know, those sorts of know-nothing dipshits.


...What? I didn't vote for 'em.