02-23-2012, 04:35 AM | #21 |
BEARD IMPACT
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"Occifer, calling what I was doing driving is like calling your mother purty."
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ANGER HAS NEVER BEEN MORE MANLY THAN THIS.
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02-24-2012, 01:59 AM | #22 |
Kawaii-ju
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"Hey hot stuff, wanna break off early and go get a drink? I'll treat *kissy face*"
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02-24-2012, 12:39 PM | #23 | |
Vigilo - Confido
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No, no officer...s? Officer? Occifers. Yeah.
See, I work in a lab, and while we were testing with some hallucinogenics, some gin we used to replace the pure alcohol we ran out of got spilled on me. So, you see, I'm not drunk at all! It's just a false positive! ... why are you looking at me like that?
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02-27-2012, 10:00 AM | #24 |
Burn.
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(I have not gotten any new subjects for this.)
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07-22-2012, 04:23 PM | #25 |
Trash Goblin
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[Can I restart this? I'm going to try.]
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07-22-2012, 04:44 PM | #26 |
The guy who did the thing
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"And til the end, this asshole owed me ten dollars. I'm probably going to go through his wallet when you all turn away.
What?"
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07-22-2012, 05:01 PM | #27 |
Not a Taco
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Geez, he'd really put on some weight, hadn't he?
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I did a lot of posting on here as a teenager, and I was pretty awful. Even after I learned, grew up, and came to be on the right side of a lot of important issues, I was still angry, abrasive, and generally increased the amount of hate in the world, in pretty unacceptable ways. On the off chance that someone is taking a trip down memory lane looking through those old threads, I wanted to devote my signature to say directly to you, I'm sorry. Thank you for letting me be better, NPF. |
07-22-2012, 05:29 PM | #28 |
Feelin' Super!
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"I'd hit it."
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07-22-2012, 05:52 PM | #29 |
Burn.
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I say we should bury him in concrete, just in case he's a zombie.
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07-22-2012, 09:27 PM | #30 |
So Dreamy
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Someplace magical
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"Oh, you guys FOUND the body? That wasn't supposed to happen."
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