What videogame characters wouldnt say! (probably been done before) - Page 3

Dragonsbane · 07-13-2005, 06:44 AM

Assuming Baldur's Gate (admittedly for the PC) counts as a video game.

Baldur's Gate

Sarevok: I don't know...this heavy, spiked armor, ominous FMV at the beginning, insane plot...it's just not ME!

Imoen: ...life is pain. Happiness is an illusion created just to give us false hope.

Jaheira: It's okay! You did fine...nobody is perfect, after all. Don't worry about it, I won't nag.

Minsc: The sum of the quadrilateral's internal angles will always be equal to 360 degrees, as expressed in this formula. I have also been developing a highly advanced method of combat that will require no swords, called "magic". Furthermore, I utterly despise rodents of all varieties, most especially hamsters.

Viconia: YAAAAY! Sunlight, time to TAN!

Edwin: Oh, Dynaheir! Who cares if our countries have been at war for centuries? I love you, and would gladly forsake all of my magic, all of my power, just to spend my life with you.

Baldur's Gate II: Shadows of Amn

Viconia: Thank you for saving me yet again, sweet hero! Alas, that I cannot offer you myself, for I hath sworn to remain a virgin until my wedding night.

Aerie: I'm sorry, [insert hero's name], but my heart belongs to Korgan Bloodaxe!

Imoen: Life is pretty and beautiful and wonderful! It's FUN to be alive!

Boo: Prepare to DIE, puny mortals! The wrath of Boo is upon your unworthy HEADS!

Fanatic: Oh, hell...I suppose we could let her go. After all, drow are people too.

Cultist of the Unseeing Eye: Was I drunk? Why the HELL would I put out my own eyes!? I must be the stupidest living being in existence!

Firkraag: ...but you can call me "Barney".

Hero: I'll be Charlie. Aerie, Viconia, and Jaheira...you can be my angels.

Jon Irenicus: Revenge is the pursuit of the small-minded and petty.

Anomen: Tolerance is the key to happiness.

Valygar: Maybe I should multiclass as a Wizard?

Bohdi: Blood? No, no...this is just cranberry juice!

Elminster: *looking at Aerie* baby got back!

PyrosNine · 07-13-2005, 11:29 AM

Legend Of Zelda:

Zelda: Yes, thank you link for saving me in what I count as my 17th incarnation.
Link: No problem!
Zelda: Huh? Did you just say something?
Link: Yeah. I said "No problem!"
Zelda:You can...talk?
Link: Yep, After Shigeru Miyamoto's death, the Nintendo board of directors decided the new link had to be more "hip" So, they hired a voice actor.
Zelda: "Hip?"
Link: Oh come on, surely you noticed I use a glock instead of a sword and that most enemies bleed like fountains with every hit, the open ended gameplay where I steal people's horses to get around, the DDR-ish boss battles, the totally original plot that was based off a copy of an interpretation of a manuscript written on toilet paper by the late Mr. Miyamoto's son, and my latest quest item happens to be an ipod made to look ancienty.
Zelda: Link, now don't know what to say! You're ability to talk will surely shatter our otherwise happy relationship!
Link: Oh don't worry about that, Due to the old link being famous for seeming to be fruity, they decided to make me all the way to attract that oh so important Alternate Sexual Orientation group!
Zelda: By the Goddesses!
Link: Don't worry Zelda, as soon I'll be kidnapped by a decidedly non-arabic man with short nose who doesn't look like he might be a terrorist!
Zelda: What?
Link: And then you'll dress up in a leather outfit that barely covers your naughty parts and fight to rescue me armed with a whip and that hurly ringy thingy.
Zelda:I cannot believe this!
Link: Hey, at least we got off easy! Mario and Peach were thought not to be able to reach out today's youth, so they combined them into a Herm by the name of Pearicho. Now Pearicho can "reach" out to everybody!
Pearicho: It's a Me, Pearicho! Say, after I go snort a powdered mushroom, wanna go to the mall and buy a dress and some tighty-whities? Hoo-hoo!
Link: Sure!
Zelda: OH my lord! I don't think I can go on in a world like this!
Link: Oh but you must! for THE REVOLUTION IS NIGH!
Zelda: Wha... What?
Link and Pearicho:THE REVOLUTION IS NIGH!
THE REVOLUTION IS NIGH!
THE REVOLUTION IS NIGH!
Zelda: NO!
Link and Pearicho:THE REVOLUTION IS NIGH!
Link and Pearicho:THE REVOLUTION IS NIGH!
Tingle: Tingle tingle kooloolimpah, Hoe!
Zelda:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Pocket Legend of Zelda
Zelda: NOOOOO!
Megaman: Shhh... It was only a bad dream princess.
Zelda: Oh it was terrible! Link was even more a Fairyboy, mass marketing ruled all and originality and innovation were shoved to the curb in favor to what could keep up with a rapidly declining global attention span!
Megaman: There there....
Zelda: And all because Miyamoto was dead!
Megaman: Don't worry, he's still alive and kicking, Games like Killer 7 and Katamari Damacy break the mold. And then there's that Twilight princess game of yours coming out that features old Zelda Concepts and manages to put them all together into a strikingly beautiful new game.
Zelda: Thank heavens.... Wait. Why the heck are you in my game?
Megaman: Don't you know? Capcom helps make the Gameboy and DS games! There was bound to be a cameo of me in here eventually.
Zelda: Hey... you're kinda cute.
Megaman: Sadly, I'm an advanced android, and I have a girlfriend...

<Meanwhile, in the Megaman Universe>
Zero: La la la! There we go, 300 brush strokes on my ever so shiny hair!
Alia: I think he was referring to Roll on the girlfriend thing. Or me if you are of the "Megaman is X!" fanboy theory.
Zero: Feh, fanboy theories. The bane of my existence.
Alia: But you don't do much to combat them, do you?
Zero: What do you mean by that?
Alia: Well, for starters, what about you brushing your hair in your free time?
Zero: You try going through 8 Megaman X games without ever having a bad hair day! Part of my contract dictates that I keep these golden locks in perfect shape, even if I'm dead or dissembled! You know how hard it was to keep my hair in good shape in X2? My hands were a whole continent away from my hair!
Metool: Well at least you get a cool look. I'm paid to look cute and be difficult to kill because of it.
Data: And i'm an annoying sidekick added to the Legends story for no real reason.
Servbot: And I'm a lego man, but i can't say that I am due to legal purposes.
Zero: But you just did?
Metool: I smell a lawsuit!
Servbot: Dammit! Someone get my Kawaii lawyer!

ElfLad · 07-17-2005, 11:26 PM

Cloud: No! Why did you have to die, Aeris?
Aeris: Um, I'm not quite dead yet...
Cloud: No! Why did you have to become mortally injured, Aeris?
Aeris: Um, I'm starting to feel a bit better...
Cloud: No! Why did you have to seem to recover before you felt the icy grip of death, Aeris?
Aeris: *urk* [dies]

Lycanthrope · 07-17-2005, 11:45 PM

Baulder's Gate II:
Aerie: You're right. Flying wasn't all that great after all
Minsc: Minsc has outgrown stupid hamster.

Adoria · 07-19-2005, 10:42 AM

Any Madden Game

Thinking he's off air.......
Madden (to Al Michaels): Damn, I really hate these stupid football games. In fact, i don't even like football. The whole coaching it, commentating on it, it was all a big cover for me being gay. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a.....ahem......meeting with Brett Favre.

BOOOOOM!!!!!!!

Salookanana · 07-26-2005, 12:00 AM

Chrono Trigger
*showdown inside lavos's shell*
Magus-The end is nigh Lavos! Soon you shall perish!
Robo-*whrrr* sensors indicate a strange presense from lavos
Crono-....
Lavos transforms into core mode
Left and right bits float up and flip upside down and suddenly...
Music blares out from no where! the Right Bit becomes a Disco Ball and the left a strobe light!
Lavos- You shall never defeat me and my disco inferno attack!
Magus- FOOL! Triple Tech: OMEGA BOOGIE!
And so the world's greatest dance off begens....

Annwn · 07-26-2005, 06:29 PM

Master Chief: I love you Cortana...

Thief: Here guys, have my gold!

Fighter: Anything that can win me a Nobel Prize in Science is dandy with me!

Black Mage: White Magic all the way!

Lockeownzj00 · 07-26-2005, 07:08 PM

egregious error two pages back: gordan freeman. gordan.

Gau: The class struggle of the proletariat will never be won with mere barbaric violence; nay; the workers of the world must unite as a global force against tyranny and capitalism, and form a new dictatorship of the proletariat!

I mean...uh, growl!

Truce · 07-26-2005, 07:50 PM

Somewhere, in a superhero camp, where would-be saviors were studying for their "Damsel in Distress exams"...

Cloud: Now we all know that it's always men who capture the damsel.
Heroes: Right!
Cloud: And that those men are usually horny womanizing bastards.
Heroes: Right!
Cloud: That must mean the best way to get to the damsel is by crossdressing.
Heros: Ri-wait, what?!
Cloud: Now everyone, play close attention, as I show you exactly how to put on these panties.

And somewhere, fangirls everywhere died from bloodloss.

07-26-2005, 10:30 PM

Warcraft 3
All (singing): This land is your land, this land is my land, this land was made for you and me...

07-13-2005, 11:29 AM	#22
PyrosNine Zettai Hero Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: A figment of my own imagination Posts: 6,103	It is official. I have far too much free time. Legend Of Zelda: Zelda: Yes, thank you link for saving me in what I count as my 17th incarnation. Link: No problem! Zelda: Huh? Did you just say something? Link: Yeah. I said "No problem!" Zelda:You can...talk? Link: Yep, After Shigeru Miyamoto's death, the Nintendo board of directors decided the new link had to be more "hip" So, they hired a voice actor. Zelda: "Hip?" Link: Oh come on, surely you noticed I use a glock instead of a sword and that most enemies bleed like fountains with every hit, the open ended gameplay where I steal people's horses to get around, the DDR-ish boss battles, the totally original plot that was based off a copy of an interpretation of a manuscript written on toilet paper by the late Mr. Miyamoto's son, and my latest quest item happens to be an ipod made to look ancienty. Zelda: Link, now don't know what to say! You're ability to talk will surely shatter our otherwise happy relationship! Link: Oh don't worry about that, Due to the old link being famous for seeming to be fruity, they decided to make me all the way to attract that oh so important Alternate Sexual Orientation group! Zelda: By the Goddesses! Link: Don't worry Zelda, as soon I'll be kidnapped by a decidedly non-arabic man with short nose who doesn't look like he might be a terrorist! Zelda: What? Link: And then you'll dress up in a leather outfit that barely covers your naughty parts and fight to rescue me armed with a whip and that hurly ringy thingy. Zelda:I cannot believe this! Link: Hey, at least we got off easy! Mario and Peach were thought not to be able to reach out today's youth, so they combined them into a Herm by the name of Pearicho. Now Pearicho can "reach" out to everybody! Pearicho: It's a Me, Pearicho! Say, after I go snort a powdered mushroom, wanna go to the mall and buy a dress and some tighty-whities? Hoo-hoo! Link: Sure! Zelda: OH my lord! I don't think I can go on in a world like this! Link: Oh but you must! for THE REVOLUTION IS NIGH! Zelda: Wha... What? Link and Pearicho:THE REVOLUTION IS NIGH! THE REVOLUTION IS NIGH! THE REVOLUTION IS NIGH! Zelda: NO! Link and Pearicho:THE REVOLUTION IS NIGH! Link and Pearicho:THE REVOLUTION IS NIGH! Tingle: Tingle tingle kooloolimpah, Hoe! Zelda:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Pocket Legend of Zelda Zelda: NOOOOO! Megaman: Shhh... It was only a bad dream princess. Zelda: Oh it was terrible! Link was even more a Fairyboy, mass marketing ruled all and originality and innovation were shoved to the curb in favor to what could keep up with a rapidly declining global attention span! Megaman: There there.... Zelda: And all because Miyamoto was dead! Megaman: Don't worry, he's still alive and kicking, Games like Killer 7 and Katamari Damacy break the mold. And then there's that Twilight princess game of yours coming out that features old Zelda Concepts and manages to put them all together into a strikingly beautiful new game. Zelda: Thank heavens.... Wait. Why the heck are you in my game? Megaman: Don't you know? Capcom helps make the Gameboy and DS games! There was bound to be a cameo of me in here eventually. Zelda: Hey... you're kinda cute. Megaman: Sadly, I'm an advanced android, and I have a girlfriend... <Meanwhile, in the Megaman Universe> Zero: La la la! There we go, 300 brush strokes on my ever so shiny hair! Alia: I think he was referring to Roll on the girlfriend thing. Or me if you are of the "Megaman is X!" fanboy theory. Zero: Feh, fanboy theories. The bane of my existence. Alia: But you don't do much to combat them, do you? Zero: What do you mean by that? Alia: Well, for starters, what about you brushing your hair in your free time? Zero: You try going through 8 Megaman X games without ever having a bad hair day! Part of my contract dictates that I keep these golden locks in perfect shape, even if I'm dead or dissembled! You know how hard it was to keep my hair in good shape in X2? My hands were a whole continent away from my hair! Metool: Well at least you get a cool look. I'm paid to look cute and be difficult to kill because of it. Data: And i'm an annoying sidekick added to the Legends story for no real reason. Servbot: And I'm a lego man, but i can't say that I am due to legal purposes. Zero: But you just did? Metool: I smell a lawsuit! Servbot: Dammit! Someone get my Kawaii lawyer! __________________ Pyrosnine.blogspot.com: An experimental blog of writing. Updated possibly daily. Possibly. A fair chance. Current Works for reading: War Between them, Karma Police. PyrosNine: Weirdo Magnet Extraordinaire!

07-17-2005, 11:26 PM	#23
ElfLad She's buying the Stairway to Heaven Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 581	Cloud: No! Why did you have to die, Aeris? Aeris: Um, I'm not quite dead yet... Cloud: No! Why did you have to become mortally injured, Aeris? Aeris: Um, I'm starting to feel a bit better... Cloud: No! Why did you have to seem to recover before you felt the icy grip of death, Aeris? Aeris: urk [dies] __________________ Legendary: A webcomic about RPGs.

07-17-2005, 11:45 PM	#24
Lycanthrope Deus Lupus Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The City of Angels Posts: 2,925	Baulder's Gate II: Aerie: You're right. Flying wasn't all that great after all Minsc: Minsc has outgrown stupid hamster. __________________ "With these seven easy steps, you, too, can be the authoritarian despot of your own principality. Machiavelli, your road to happiness" "I shoot Flying Monkies!" "Christmas had it coming its what it gets for taking over thanksgiving and threatening halloween with its weapons of mass consumerism" "Death to All Fanatics!" Official RP Action God Lycanthropic Poem "FOR YOU THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE." -Death Krylo and BMG are apparently my bitches.

07-26-2005, 06:29 PM	#27
Annwn Lesser Red Mage Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Does it even matter? Posts: 9	Master Chief: I love you Cortana... Thief: Here guys, have my gold! Fighter: Anything that can win me a Nobel Prize in Science is dandy with me! Black Mage: White Magic all the way! __________________ http://photobucket.com/albums/b53/sh...ning-owned.gif http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/7742/saviour18mw.jpg

07-26-2005, 12:00 AM	#26
Salookanana 404: title not found. Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Oscar's old garbage can Posts: 137	Chrono Trigger showdown inside lavos's shell Magus-The end is nigh Lavos! Soon you shall perish! Robo-whrrr sensors indicate a strange presense from lavos Crono-.... Lavos transforms into core mode Left and right bits float up and flip upside down and suddenly... Music blares out from no where! the Right Bit becomes a Disco Ball and the left a strobe light! Lavos- You shall never defeat me and my disco inferno attack! Magus- FOOL! Triple Tech: OMEGA BOOGIE! And so the world's greatest dance off begens....

07-26-2005, 07:50 PM	#29
Truce Lakitu Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 3,856	Somewhere, in a superhero camp, where would-be saviors were studying for their "Damsel in Distress exams"... Cloud: Now we all know that it's always men who capture the damsel. Heroes: Right! Cloud: And that those men are usually horny womanizing bastards. Heroes: Right! Cloud: That must mean the best way to get to the damsel is by crossdressing. Heros: Ri-wait, what?! Cloud: Now everyone, play close attention, as I show you exactly how to put on these panties. And somewhere, fangirls everywhere died from bloodloss.

07-26-2005, 10:30 PM	#30
Admiral_Kelly Guest Posts: n/a	Warcraft 3 All (singing): This land is your land, this land is my land, this land was made for you and me...