Mystery Science Theater 3000 - Page 3

Mirai Gen · 08-27-2005, 02:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mauve Mage

"Every year of my life, I'm more and more convinced that the wisest and best should look at the good and the beautiful--"
"SHUT UP!"

I believe it was, "Shut up, ray!"

The break they did was great

"I'm analyzing a triscut cracker and a picture of anna nicole smith. I'm not sure if this is the perfect balance between the good, and the beautiful...Mike could you help me out?"

Sky Warrior Bob · 08-27-2005, 10:31 AM

http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/C...5008/index.htm

Sorry, just noticed this thread. And just so you know, Timmy is indeed real. Admittedly, he's in need of work, as I screwed up in the puppeteering aspect of him. So all he does is look really cool, and I can turn his head well enough.

To fix him, I'd have to do some tearing down & eventual repainting. Since I has *SO* much fun the first go around, and I don't see myself lugging Timmy around to all sorts of events, I've never bothered to take him to task. All the same, it is always fun to see him watching over me, even if it is a bit creepy.

Oh, and Firemaidens *IS* my favorite episode.

SWK
And for those of you too lazy to visit the linked web address, Timmy is a slightly altered Crow Robot incarnation. The differences? Namely, an almost, but not quite exact replica of the soap dish used in Crow. Timmy also has slanted, evil eyes. I didn't bother getting a proper plastic crown bowling pin, rather I used a Come Play. I painted him Metalic Grey (instead of stark black, like the show). Also, I was able to find some cheap plastic desk lamp arms, so I didn't have to bother with trying to make some.

Oh, and his eyes don't move, as I could figure out how to make that puppeteer item.

Deathosaurus Wrecks · 08-27-2005, 03:40 PM

another favorite line from the movie:
"Boy this is confusing...Mike, could you hand me my notes? Thanks, oh look at that, 'breach hull: all die'. Even had it underlined!"

Igtok · 08-27-2005, 06:48 PM

Do not forget Gunslinger, that was absolutely hilarious.

When the one guy just seems to teleport across town, classic.

BlackMageGirl! · 08-27-2005, 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mauve Mage

HA! I loved "This Island Earth!!" We all sing the "Normal View" song in my house. "Weenie Man awaaaaay! Into the Weenie Mobile!" I think everyone needs an Interoceter. They come with great instructions. Where do you start? "Here. At goofy clown face."

Anyone remember "Phantom Planet?" Complete with "Honey Bunches of DEATH!!" And the dog-shaped aliens who fly in flaming milkbones. Good times. I just watched it this weekend. The music was great. "It sounds like someone's rubbing a cat against a zither." My favorite line:
Frank Chapman to Zeta: "But you're not like the others. You're sensitive... thoughtful.."
(Mike as Zeta): "Hurk! I like potatoes!"

"Every year of my life, I'm more and more convinced that the wisest and best should look at the good and the beautiful--"
"SHUT UP!"

YES! I love Phantom Planet!

Mike - Phantom Planet is quilted for softness!

And the best line in This Island Earth:
"Are you boys cooking down there?"
"No..."
"Are you building an interoceter?"
"No!"

XD Classic stuff. Just awesome.

mauve · 08-28-2005, 02:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BMG

And the best line in This Island Earth:
"Are you boys cooking down there?"
"No..."
"Are you building an interoceter?"
"No!"

YES! That's one of my favorites too!

I'm so happy; I accidentally ran across a tape full of episodes! "The Horrors of Spider Island." >.<

Witness1 · 08-29-2005, 03:23 PM

Did anybody ever see that one episode with the giant Praying-Mantis?

Favorite part was when the mantis was slowly walking towards a artic military base.

"I WILL destory christmas this year I WILL"

"Oh little old town of DEATH-lahem"

I also cant forget the running joke when ever a house or something blows up. "Looks like Grampa tried to set the VCR"

Squishy Cheeks · 08-29-2005, 06:55 PM

Pearl Forrester: [wanting to make Brain Guy look like a hunchback] Brain Guy, I want to give you a hump.
Observer: Well, look, madam, whatever your feelings for me I think -
Pearl Forrester: On your back, idiot.
Observer: That's sexual harrassment, and I don't have to take it!
Pearl Forrester: A latex hump!
Observer: Now see here!
Pearl Forrester: [hands him a latex hump for his back] Would you just put this on?

Boss: I always knew leadership was important dad, but I never thought about it n connection with my own business. But come Monday things will be different.
[we cut to a meeting on Monday]
Joel: We're going to have leadership the way my old man told me. You, put a handkerchief on your head! You, swat at imaginary elves! You, rock on the porch all night!

Crow: [Crow's defense tesitomony] This thing on? Okay. Hi! I'm Crow T. Robot and I'm here to tell you that Mike Nelson is innocent. Mike Nelson is 200 % f - -ing not guilty. And if you bastards don't goddamn find him innocent, then you can just f - -ing kiss my fat f - -ing ass. And that f - -ing goes for your bulls - - court system, too! Mike, I'm so motherf - -ing sorry I couldn't f - -ing be there for this f - -ing s - -ty really bogus trial, man. But let me goddamn tell ya something, Nelson. If I was there, I'd f - -ing kick everyone's fat stupid motherf - -ing behinds and then cram it up their f - -ing ass. Anyway, Mike, buddy, I hope this s - - helps. Take care, Mike.
Bobo: [pause] I'm sitting next to a free man!

Scientist in movie: You are a cynical, suspicious man.
Crow T. Robot: No I'm not! Who told you that?

Kalgan: I'm going to use this laser on your teeth. It's similar to ancient dentistry, not that you'd know anything about that.
Tom Servo: You're too stupid to know anything about dentistry.
Leena: You bastard!
Mike Nelson: How dare you insult my knowledge of ancient dentistry!

And the most famous monlogue to be MSTed
Hamlet: That is the question.
Crow: I'll take "To Be" for fifty, Alex.
Hamlet: Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune...
Tom Servo: Starring Shelly Long and Bette Midler.
Hamlet: Or to take arms against a sea of troubles, and by opposing, end them.
Mike Nelson: Ow, my shin's right on the edge of a stair.
Hamlet: To die... To sleep...
Crow: That's what we're doing right now, bub.
Hamlet: No more. And by a sleep to say we end the heartache and the thousand natural shocks that flesh is heir to.
Mike Nelson: Okay, we need a predicate now.
Hamlet: 'Tis a consummation devoutly to be wished.
Crow: Especially with Ophelia, man!
Hamlet: To die... To sleep...
Tom Servo: To SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!
Crow: Whoa! That's an old chestnut.
Hamlet: [whispering] To sleep...
Tom Servo: [ditto] to sleeeep...
Hamlet: Perchance to DREAM!
Crow: The impossible DREAM!
Hamlet: Ay! There's the rub!
Mike Nelson: I knew I had some rub left.
Hamlet: For in that sleep of death what dreams may come when we have shuffled off this mortal coil. There's the respect that makes calamity of such long life. For who would bear the whips and scorns of time, the oppressor's wrongs, the proud man's contumely...
[Mike begins nodding head along with the list]
Hamlet: ... The pangs of despised love, the law's delay... The insolence of office and the spurns that patient merit of the unworthy takes, when he himself his quietus make with a bare bodkin?
Crow: He said bare bodkin!
[giggles]
Hamlet: Who would fardels bear...
Mike Nelson: Fardels.

mauve · 08-30-2005, 01:11 AM

I love this line:
Mike- Oh, the inanity...
Crow- Oh, the JAPANity!

(From Prince of Space)

I like it VERY MUCH.

08-27-2005, 10:31 AM	#22
Sky Warrior Bob bOB iZ brOkeN Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: It's a nice place to visit... Posts: 3,755	http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/C...5008/index.htm Sorry, just noticed this thread. And just so you know, Timmy is indeed real. Admittedly, he's in need of work, as I screwed up in the puppeteering aspect of him. So all he does is look really cool, and I can turn his head well enough. To fix him, I'd have to do some tearing down & eventual repainting. Since I has SO much fun the first go around, and I don't see myself lugging Timmy around to all sorts of events, I've never bothered to take him to task. All the same, it is always fun to see him watching over me, even if it is a bit creepy. Oh, and Firemaidens IS my favorite episode. SWK And for those of you too lazy to visit the linked web address, Timmy is a slightly altered Crow Robot incarnation. The differences? Namely, an almost, but not quite exact replica of the soap dish used in Crow. Timmy also has slanted, evil eyes. I didn't bother getting a proper plastic crown bowling pin, rather I used a Come Play. I painted him Metalic Grey (instead of stark black, like the show). Also, I was able to find some cheap plastic desk lamp arms, so I didn't have to bother with trying to make some. Oh, and his eyes don't move, as I could figure out how to make that puppeteer item. __________________ :bmage: Because breakdancing is evil, and so am I, you will click on this link: The power of evil compels you... You are in error. No one is screaming. Thank you for your cooperation. Yes I know the breakdancing BM link doesn't work, and I don't care. Last edited by Sky Warrior KC; 08-27-2005 at 10:38 AM.

08-27-2005, 03:40 PM	#23
Deathosaurus Wrecks Underachiever Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Chicago Posts: 1,996	another favorite line from the movie: "Boy this is confusing...Mike, could you hand me my notes? Thanks, oh look at that, 'breach hull: all die'. Even had it underlined!" __________________ "There was another, who came before you he was a hero and your brother and my son he fought the darkenss, the darkness won" -The Protomen "Unrest in the House of Light"

08-30-2005, 01:11 AM	#29
mauve So Dreamy Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Someplace magical Posts: 6,863	I love this line: Mike- Oh, the inanity... Crow- Oh, the JAPANity! (From Prince of Space) I like it VERY MUCH. __________________ Yoo Hoo!

08-27-2005, 06:48 PM	#24
Igtok Gone Forever Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 20	Do not forget Gunslinger, that was absolutely hilarious. When the one guy just seems to teleport across town, classic.

08-29-2005, 03:23 PM	#27
Witness1 Stop Lord Foul Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Columbia, SC Posts: 280	Did anybody ever see that one episode with the giant Praying-Mantis? Favorite part was when the mantis was slowly walking towards a artic military base. "I WILL destory christmas this year I WILL" "Oh little old town of DEATH-lahem" I also cant forget the running joke when ever a house or something blows up. "Looks like Grampa tried to set the VCR"