Please don't let this be true - Page 3

neyo the king · 02-25-2006, 02:27 AM

And that's why we love you, Mr. Internet.

You so silly!

More on-topic, though, I would say that the creators of this... "product"... didn't intend it for use on a human/animal/both/whathaveyou. I think it's just a "conversation starter". Hmmm...

*cue wavy screen and flashback-esqe type colors*

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"Hello Dave!"
"Hello Mike!"
"I say, what is that in your hand, Dave?"
"Well, ol' chap, it is a chastity device for men. Isn't it fasinating?"
"d00d u r gay."
"I say, you accent has been utterly devestated. Is something wrong?"
"u hav isues lol"
"Come back, Mike!"
"dust plz"

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Hm. Must be 2:00 in the morning. Yeah. That's it.

catlover20410 · 02-25-2006, 11:47 AM

*picks up a large laser cannon*

*shoots the designer of this device*

*contacts every ship from Stargate SG-1, Stargate Atlantis, Star Trek, Star Trek The Next Generation, Star Trek Deep Space Nine, Star Trek Voyaqer, Star Trek Enterprise, Star Trek the Animated Series, all the Star Trek movies, the Star Wars movies, and a B-2 bomber to bomb the crap out of the guy who made this and the guy who hosts this site and the server that it is on*

ALL IS AS IT WAS!

***Fenris*** · 02-25-2006, 02:56 PM

XD

This would never sell. At least, I hope not. If I meet a person who would buy this thing, the next thing you would see is me running as far, and as quickly away as I could.

catlover20410 · 02-25-2006, 08:16 PM

Indeed.

*gets that swarm of ships to attack anyone possessing one of those things*

synkr0nized · 02-25-2006, 08:27 PM

Guys should be all about buying this thing. While it may not be very long, it'd sure take up a lot of room in the crotch area.

"Wow, check out that guy's package!"
Later, he could all be, "I have to keep it secure, lest it injures some poor girl. I think you can handle it, however. Now, stand back as I take off the muzzle."
Unlocking and opening it should be accompanied by some kind of fwwwsssh/airclock sound effect (or perhaps fanfare for the over-the-top).
"You can touch; he won't bite. Just be careful."

Etc.

The SSB Intern · 02-25-2006, 10:17 PM

Yeah. You do that. I'll be here on the sane part of thread with the members who are contemplating mass murder.

synkr0nized · 02-26-2006, 02:34 AM

You people get up in arms easily.
And miss out on all the fun that can be had/humor.

Funka Genocide · 02-26-2006, 05:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by synkr0nized

Guys should be all about buying this thing. While it may not be very long, it'd sure take up a lot of room in the crotch area.

"Wow, check out that guy's package!"
Later, he could all be, "I have to keep it secure, lest it injures some poor girl. I think you can handle it, however. Now, stand back as I take off the muzzle."
Unlocking and opening it should be accompanied by some kind of fwwwsssh/airclock sound effect (or perhaps fanfare for the over-the-top).
"You can touch; he won't bite. Just be careful."

Etc.

ok, ok, you win. Now leave me in piece lest my lungs collapse!

synkr0nized · 02-26-2006, 09:06 PM

Apologies for posting in this thread so much...

I also really wanted to use the phrase, "Many Bothans died to bring us this information" or at least the "Many Bothans died" part, but it just didn't work out well.

Fifthfiend · 02-26-2006, 09:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by synkr0nized

Guys should be all about buying this thing. While it may not be very long, it'd sure take up a lot of room in the crotch area.

"Wow, check out that guy's package!"
Later, he could all be, "I have to keep it secure, lest it injures some poor girl. I think you can handle it, however. Now, stand back as I take off the muzzle."
Unlocking and opening it should be accompanied by some kind of fwwwsssh/airclock sound effect (or perhaps fanfare for the over-the-top).
"You can touch; he won't bite. Just be careful."

Etc.

It should almost certainly come with some sort of smoke-machine attachment. If at all possible, some sort of alarm.

"We have an emergency people! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!"

"Many Bothans died to put this thing under lock and key! You do not, I repeat YOU DO NOT WANT TO KNOW what happens once it is on the loose!"

02-25-2006, 02:27 AM	#21
neyo the king Dr. Ivo Robotnik Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Mobius Posts: 674	And that's why we love you, Mr. Internet. You so silly! More on-topic, though, I would say that the creators of this... "product"... didn't intend it for use on a human/animal/both/whathaveyou. I think it's just a "conversation starter". Hmmm... cue wavy screen and flashback-esqe type colors ------------------------------------- "Hello Dave!" "Hello Mike!" "I say, what is that in your hand, Dave?" "Well, ol' chap, it is a chastity device for men. Isn't it fasinating?" "d00d u r gay." "I say, you accent has been utterly devestated. Is something wrong?" "u hav isues lol" "Come back, Mike!" "dust plz" ------------------------------- Hm. Must be 2:00 in the morning. Yeah. That's it. __________________ I am Doctor Ivo Robotnik, the greatest scientific genius in the universe! ~"Where There's Smoke, They Pinch Back."~

02-25-2006, 02:56 PM	#23
*Fenris* Administrator Join Date: May 2005 Location: East Coast Posts: 6,806	XD This would never sell. At least, I hope not. If I meet a person who would buy this thing, the next thing you would see is me running as far, and as quickly away as I could. __________________ "FENRIS IS AN ASSHOLE" - shiney

02-25-2006, 08:27 PM	#25
synkr0nized synk-ism Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: throughout the Wired Posts: 6,857	Guys should be all about buying this thing. While it may not be very long, it'd sure take up a lot of room in the crotch area. "Wow, check out that guy's package!" Later, he could all be, "I have to keep it secure, lest it injures some poor girl. I think you can handle it, however. Now, stand back as I take off the muzzle." Unlocking and opening it should be accompanied by some kind of fwwwsssh/airclock sound effect (or perhaps fanfare for the over-the-top). "You can touch; he won't bite. Just be careful." Etc. __________________ Find love.

02-25-2006, 10:17 PM	#26
The SSB Intern We'll have to do this the hard way. Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Behind it all. Posts: 1,009	Yeah. You do that. I'll be here on the sane part of thread with the members who are contemplating mass murder. __________________ You know who never sleeps? My gun.

02-26-2006, 02:34 AM	#27
synkr0nized synk-ism Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: throughout the Wired Posts: 6,857	You people get up in arms easily. And miss out on all the fun that can be had/humor. __________________ Find love.

02-26-2006, 09:06 PM	#29
synkr0nized synk-ism Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: throughout the Wired Posts: 6,857	Apologies for posting in this thread so much... I also really wanted to use the phrase, "Many Bothans died to bring us this information" or at least the "Many Bothans died" part, but it just didn't work out well. __________________ Find love.