If you were a god, which god would you be? - Page 3

Mondt · 06-09-2006, 08:15 PM

Easy.

Thanatos.

Sure, he's a minor god, but he's the fucking god of death.

Good fun, right there.

Regulus Tera · 06-09-2006, 08:42 PM

If I were a god, I'd be Aphrodite. That way, I would be having sex with everyone in the world every.single.second.

Yes, you too Fifth. You too...

Bells · 06-09-2006, 08:43 PM

HA i would be Batman... because THEN i would own your asses from the shadows... ok... that sounds a little too sexual....

An if anyone says Chuck Norris, i will request you a VIP pass for the next Banfest or the Next Ban-a-paloozza... i always forget wichone comes first... ��

TheSpacePope · 06-09-2006, 08:44 PM

Quote:

Yes. They worship him with (non-menstrual) bloody lesbian orgies.

Why the heck did we stop worshiping that guy?

Oh yea.

Nevermind.

Actually, I would like to be Aken-Aten
or Hourus.
Because again, I worship that glowing ball of gas thingy. (apollo?)
and I fancy being smart.

But yea, Zues kind of got more ass than a toilet seat.

But in real terms, I'd be Ricardo Montalbaum.
Because he runs fantasy island.
And is the devil incarnate.
And a midget sidekick!

edit:
It's Banfest. And no one goes to ban-a-palooza anymore cause that shit sucked.

Chaoswizard · 06-09-2006, 08:45 PM

id be hermes god of intelligence because i already act like a smart*** and since i would know everything i could rig the lotto MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"twitch"

Onion Knight · 06-09-2006, 08:51 PM

I think Loki would be cool.
Being a trickster god sounds fun, and doesn't sound like it carries much responsibility. Yay to being a shapeshifting con artist. No worries about followers or the like, just good old fun, you could buzz around as an insect, skitter about a a mouse, fly as a bird, stomp about as a giant, anything you wanted.
Not to thrilled about the "distracting" the giant's horse mentioned in the article... ewwwwww........

GARUD · 06-09-2006, 09:01 PM

Hmm... I'd probably be god of magic or something...

But if we are talking about specifics here, probably Osiris, God of Judgement.

Regulus Tera · 06-09-2006, 09:10 PM

You know what? Fuck you all. Megahedron is obviously the best choice here. He's so cool, he doesn't even exist!

MetalPsycho · 06-09-2006, 09:11 PM

Loki is damn good, yes. :P So is Zeus.

I like kyro's second god as well, but I'd probably leave out the blood. Not the animal, but I'd have to have it cooked a little bit before hand. Rare, of course.

Do I have to pick actual "Gods" per say, or can I pick things that were somewhat "godly", like the Titans and Fenris.

<3 Fenris!

Other than that, Bas. Motherly goddess and stuff. Plus, I'd be a catgirl, and EVERYONE loves catgirls.

Everyone. Ever.

Sephiroth is a nice choice too. If he wanted it, he'd probably get NEARLY (not there, but at least challengingly close) the ammount of beast-with-two-backs as Zeus. Plus he has that white hair. I like white hair! D:

Roy_D_Mylote · 06-09-2006, 09:27 PM

Know what? Blind Io, that's what. You get exclusivity over thunder, you get a huge-ass hammer and a double-handled axe, and you get a dozen eyes carried around by birds. Plus Blind Io is Odin, Zeus, and Thor combined.

06-09-2006, 08:43 PM	#23
Bells That's so PC of you Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: In a Server-sided Dimension where time is meaningless Posts: 10,490	HA i would be Batman... because THEN i would own your asses from the shadows... ok... that sounds a little too sexual.... An if anyone says Chuck Norris, i will request you a VIP pass for the next Banfest or the Next Ban-a-paloozza... i always forget wichone comes first... �� __________________ *BELLS STORE : Clothes! You wear* them! Free US Shipping Subscription System? WTF?! Zazzle Black!**

06-09-2006, 09:01 PM	#27
GARUD Demon Slayer and Ass Kicker Join Date: May 2005 Location: Hell... and demons are my bitches Posts: 1,460	Hmm... I'd probably be god of magic or something... But if we are talking about specifics here, probably Osiris, God of Judgement. __________________ Just a post made by your neighborhood ~~friendly DEMON SLAYER~~ jerk PSYCHO KILLER! ~Awesome Avatar by Mauve.

06-09-2006, 09:11 PM	#29
MetalPsycho Pikachu wants a hug. With teeth. Join Date: May 2005 Location: 4th Layer of Hell: Georgia. Posts: 632	Loki is damn good, yes. :P So is Zeus. I like kyro's second god as well, but I'd probably leave out the blood. Not the animal, but I'd have to have it cooked a little bit before hand. Rare, of course. Do I have to pick actual "Gods" per say, or can I pick things that were somewhat "godly", like the Titans and Fenris. <3 Fenris! Other than that, Bas. Motherly goddess and stuff. Plus, I'd be a catgirl, and EVERYONE loves catgirls. Everyone. Ever. Sephiroth is a nice choice too. If he wanted it, he'd probably get NEARLY (not there, but at least challengingly close) the ammount of beast-with-two-backs as Zeus. Plus he has that white hair. I like white hair! D: __________________ I sometimes wonder why people even try to make things that few ever really see funny. I could say anything I want here, and only half the people who see my posts at all would ever know. I could write "Dingle Blatter Potato-chucks" and question fifthfiend's sexuality all in one sentence, and noone would ever care. Last edited by MetalPsycho; 06-09-2006 at 09:13 PM.

06-09-2006, 09:27 PM	#30
Roy_D_Mylote Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: The sky. Posts: 1,030	Know what? Blind Io, that's what. You get exclusivity over thunder, you get a huge-ass hammer and a double-handled axe, and you get a dozen eyes carried around by birds. Plus Blind Io is Odin, Zeus, and Thor combined. __________________ I hate roleclaims.

06-09-2006, 08:42 PM	#22
Regulus Tera lol i dont even know Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 7,271	If I were a god, I'd be Aphrodite. That way, I would be having sex with everyone in the world every.single.second. Yes, you too Fifth. You too...

06-09-2006, 08:51 PM	#26
Onion Knight edible Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Glasgow, Posts: 21	I think Loki would be cool. Being a trickster god sounds fun, and doesn't sound like it carries much responsibility. Yay to being a shapeshifting con artist. No worries about followers or the like, just good old fun, you could buzz around as an insect, skitter about a a mouse, fly as a bird, stomp about as a giant, anything you wanted. Not to thrilled about the "distracting" the giant's horse mentioned in the article... ewwwwww........

06-09-2006, 09:10 PM	#28
Regulus Tera lol i dont even know Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 7,271	You know what? Fuck you all. Megahedron is obviously the best choice here. He's so cool, he doesn't even exist!