The CRAPPIEST game - Page 3

Azisien · 09-27-2006, 06:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Mirai Gen

Dude, that's everyone's explanation.

Thing is, he's really adamant about getting it for the volleyball, and it's not like we're hiding the fact that we...So yeah, maybe he actually did get it for the volleyball. And in that vein, it's a crappy game, so he reports and I've seen.

LordSemaj · 09-27-2006, 10:43 AM

Bah... now I wish I had my Game Informers. I remember there was this one game that they actually rated as like a zero. It sounded awful.

Tyrazial · 09-27-2006, 10:57 AM

I vote Kabuki Warriors as the -worst- game ever. Came out for the xbox. It was dull, the music was shoddy. Same repetitive thing. All you do is pick from a bunch of similar looking stage actors and stage battle. There's no combos, no flashy graphics. It is boring. Worst game ever.

And btw, FF IX is 2nd in the finfan series only to FF VI (the SNES Version was named Final Fantasy 3).

it -did- get zero in a bunch of ratings.. that or half-stars at the most.

The Wandering God · 09-27-2006, 11:47 AM

Maple Story.

I played it for about an hour, than realized I was grinding in gameplay that simply was boring as hell. Sometimes, there are reasons why a game is free.

Oh, and Predator: Concrete Jungle. Thanks for taking a truly awesome concept, than ruining it.

The Wandering God

Mirai Gen · 09-27-2006, 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Azisien

Thing is, he's really adamant about getting it for the volleyball, and it's not like we're hiding the fact that we...So yeah, maybe he actually did get it for the volleyball. And in that vein, it's a crappy game, so he reports and I've seen.

Why I thought it sucked was because the gift-giving system was a complete nightmare. I swear at one point my roommate walked home just as I screamed "KASUMI YOU BITCH!"

That prissy ninja bitch threw away everything.

Random Ninja · 09-27-2006, 08:48 PM

You know there's a DOA Volleyball 2, right? On the 360?

What I don't understand is why DOA, being such a popular fighting game in Japan, is on a microsoft consol, which everyone in Japan fuckin' HATES!

Kitana Paladine · 09-27-2006, 09:03 PM

Unlimited SaGa... I loved SaGa Frontier-absolutely loved it. When I heard Unlimited SaGa would have multiple charries to choose from like SF, I wanted it. Tried playing it... tried EVERY character in the game... Gods above and below, that game SUCKS! Even the easiest character is harder than hell. I gave it to my brother to turn in for store credit. And what was worse, after it was turned in, I looked up FAQs for each character, and found out they ALL have the same final boss.... That sucks even more. Glad I don't have it anymore.

Denivire · 09-27-2006, 09:29 PM

First off, thanks for mentioning my best game ever post.
As for worst game, too many come to mind except Maelstrom IV for the SNES, so i'll just say the things inside them that make me want to shoot the game.
Well, for Maelstrom, it was the fact that the alignment thing where characters can be good, evil or neutral, was f***ed. No other word choice suits it. You could walk threw one door and have someone in the party turn evil for no reason, walk down the corridor, and suddenly he's good again. How the HELL do people do that in real life!?
And to keep the list short, I won't state why I hate the following features:
Sports games(read signature), poor storyline, childish graphics, poor vocal scripts, bad layouts(eg. a health bar that is 7 health bars in one, and you don't know for a long time), lack of customization, lack of good multiplayer to make up for crummy single layer, ammount of weapon and/or armour's to choose from(armour because I'm from Canada),and anti-cheating systems that don't work. There's nothing worse then playing a multi-player game where everyone is the same and some random ass activiates a speed hack and wipes out your entire team before you see him (or her). Cheats that are not made into the game when sold should not be used <.<.

**Satan's Onion** · 09-27-2006, 09:49 PM

We must never forget...

Need I remind you all? One of the most horrible games ever made...and I had the misfortune to pick it up for $5 out of a bargain bin. I couldn't even return it...does anyone need an SNES cartridge for target practice, or as a doorstop?

Supreme Edgemaster · 09-28-2006, 01:11 PM

As to all you final fantasy fanatics, I just didn't like final fantasy IX and with good reason. There is a good reason and this is it.
Originally posted be EGM in a magazine

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Although Final fantasy IX has many strong points, ie. graphics, it just doesn't stand up compared to other entries in the series. # 9 in the 9 game series.

That is proof.

EDIT: looked at the article again and original quote was incorrect.

09-27-2006, 10:43 AM	#22
LordSemaj Red Wizard of Thay Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Faerun, Thay Posts: 4	Bah... now I wish I had my Game Informers. I remember there was this one game that they actually rated as like a zero. It sounded awful. __________________ Most people are like slinkies. They exist for no purpose other than to bring a smile to your face when you push them down stairs.

09-27-2006, 08:48 PM	#26
Random Ninja Canada's Secret Weapon. Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 278	You know there's a DOA Volleyball 2, right? On the 360? What I don't understand is why DOA, being such a popular fighting game in Japan, is on a microsoft consol, which everyone in Japan fuckin' HATES! __________________ :rmage: :You know, the last time we screwed with Canada, they burned down the White House (circa 1812AD, Planet Earth). Ever since then, they've been sitting up there...waiting... Waiting for us to let down our guard...I wouldn't be caught dead saying anything bad about those brave, handsome psychopathic pyros up in the Great White North. Not when we're 0 for 1.

09-27-2006, 09:03 PM	#27
Kitana Paladine Icy Angel Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 99	Unlimited SaGa... I loved SaGa Frontier-absolutely loved it. When I heard Unlimited SaGa would have multiple charries to choose from like SF, I wanted it. Tried playing it... tried EVERY character in the game... Gods above and below, that game SUCKS! Even the easiest character is harder than hell. I gave it to my brother to turn in for store credit. And what was worse, after it was turned in, I looked up FAQs for each character, and found out they ALL have the same final boss.... That sucks even more. Glad I don't have it anymore. __________________ ish female Kurama: What irony. Such beauty, sprung from such an ugly soil.

09-27-2006, 09:29 PM	#28
Denivire Don't mess with Grue's! Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Canada Posts: 37	First off, thanks for mentioning my best game ever post. As for worst game, too many come to mind except Maelstrom IV for the SNES, so i'll just say the things inside them that make me want to shoot the game. Well, for Maelstrom, it was the fact that the alignment thing where characters can be good, evil or neutral, was f***ed. No other word choice suits it. You could walk threw one door and have someone in the party turn evil for no reason, walk down the corridor, and suddenly he's good again. How the HELL do people do that in real life!? And to keep the list short, I won't state why I hate the following features: Sports games(read signature), poor storyline, childish graphics, poor vocal scripts, bad layouts(eg. a health bar that is 7 health bars in one, and you don't know for a long time), lack of customization, lack of good multiplayer to make up for crummy single layer, ammount of weapon and/or armour's to choose from(armour because I'm from Canada),and anti-cheating systems that don't work. There's nothing worse then playing a multi-player game where everyone is the same and some random ass activiates a speed hack and wipes out your entire team before you see him (or her). Cheats that are not made into the game when sold should not be used <.<. __________________ RaiRO? I got 2 beginners, no idea what i'm doing either atm :shifty: Denivire - Swordsman Hentaku - Mage ??? - Iunno, but it'll be a Super Novice! Don't question the Super Novice and broken Spacebar!

09-27-2006, 09:49 PM	#29
Satan's Onion Swing You Sinners! Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: 4th Street Posts: 2,666	We must never forget... Need I remind you all? One of the most horrible games ever made...and I had the misfortune to pick it up for $5 out of a bargain bin. I couldn't even return it...does anyone need an SNES cartridge for target practice, or as a doorstop? __________________ Good evening, ladies. Please enter and be tained .

09-27-2006, 10:57 AM	#23
Tyrazial Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: I often have to ask that myself Posts: 703	I vote Kabuki Warriors as the -worst- game ever. Came out for the xbox. It was dull, the music was shoddy. Same repetitive thing. All you do is pick from a bunch of similar looking stage actors and stage battle. There's no combos, no flashy graphics. It is boring. Worst game ever. And btw, FF IX is 2nd in the finfan series only to FF VI (the SNES Version was named Final Fantasy 3). it -did- get zero in a bunch of ratings.. that or half-stars at the most.

09-27-2006, 11:47 AM	#24
The Wandering God THE SUPREME COURT DID WHAT? Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Arkansas (for now) Posts: 1,477	Maple Story. I played it for about an hour, than realized I was grinding in gameplay that simply was boring as hell. Sometimes, there are reasons why a game is free. Oh, and Predator: Concrete Jungle. Thanks for taking a truly awesome concept, than ruining it. The Wandering God