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Unread 12-30-2006, 11:53 AM   #21
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Garland! It's been far too long. I love that he doesn't seem all that bothered by the treachery around him.
You do realize that only Bikke actual cares about this treachery. Drzz't certainly is too apathetic, and Vilbert probably knows the consequences of Bikke being made their leader (The delicious tacos replaced with Cheetos).

In other words, Garland isn't really threatened.
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Unread 12-30-2006, 01:01 PM   #22
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You do realize that only Bikke actual cares about this treachery. Drzz't certainly is too apathetic, and Vilbert probably knows the consequences of Bikke being made their leader (The delicious tacos replaced with Cheetos).

In other words, Garland isn't really threatened.
Oh no, Garland's definitely threatened. I recall a past comic wherein the DWs tried to depose Garland, only to discover that nobody could agree on who would succeed him as leader. Knowing this, a smart Dark Warrior (this is where the theory breaks down) would agree to sell his vote to one of the other two in exchange for a series of outrageous demands outlined in a contract dense with legalese and ultra-fine print. Upon Garland's deposition, the smart Dark Warrior would then use his ill-gotten gains to bribe the other two and overthrow the new leader. Upon his accession to power, he would then demand membership fees greater than the bribes that they were paid to follow him. Only then, in true 8-bit fashion, will everything be great forever.
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Unread 12-30-2006, 01:33 PM   #23
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Oooh, this ought to make Vilbert happy. He likes tacos^^.

Oh, and this is my first post! Yay! Been lurking around for a while, and I finally worked up the nerve to sign up^^.
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Unread 12-30-2006, 01:43 PM   #24
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I like it how Garland makes vegitarian and chicken tacos. Hard, and soft shell of course. Always so considerate that Garland is.
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Unread 12-30-2006, 02:10 PM   #25
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+10 for excellent word choice. I hereby request that we petition the Oxford English Dictionary and have "unenlightened" replaced with "unlightened" immediately if not sooner.
Are you being sarcastic or not? I can not tell.
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Unread 12-30-2006, 02:27 PM   #26
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Eh, I wasn't really speculating or theorizing on anything, I just find it funny that the personalities sorta match up. >_>
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Unread 12-30-2006, 02:45 PM   #27
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My favrite Quote of all times.

"next time you secretly plot to overthrow Garland. Maybe you shouldn't invite him to the meeting."

It is also good to see the Dark Warriors again.
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Unread 12-30-2006, 03:08 PM   #28
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Wonder what Drzz'l did to offend Bikke, since he seems to be making a dictator-ish "Enemies List".

I agree that it is good to see the Dark Warriors again. Time will tell if we find out what caused Bikke to start planning this. Or is the word "planning" giving Bikke too much credit?
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Unread 12-30-2006, 03:49 PM   #29
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Are you being sarcastic or not? I can not tell.
I quite honestly squealed with glee upon beholding the word.

And now that I think about it, just what do the Dark Warriors do while the LWs are out adventuring? They may be ineffective antagonists, but that doesn't mean they have to be unproductive antagonists. Do they have daily scheduled meetings? Hold evil conference calls? Attend office parties of the damned?
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Unread 12-30-2006, 05:36 PM   #30
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Wonder what Drzz'l did to offend Bikke, since he seems to be making a dictator-ish "Enemies List".

I agree that it is good to see the Dark Warriors again. Time will tell if we find out what caused Bikke to start planning this. Or is the word "planning" giving Bikke too much credit?
He may just have offended him with his "Not-just-holier-but-everythinger-than-thou" attitude?
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