8-bit Fanskits - Page 3

Pip Boy · 04-10-2009, 09:01 PM

MY TURN!

:fighter: Holy crap? What on earth is this thread? Even I'm not this illiterate!

:thief: *Glancing at prior post*; I'd have to say this is nowhere we want to be.

Quote:

Originally Posted by NonCon

:bmage: hi
:bmage: who are you
:bmage: i am you but from the future XD
:bmage: you are not
:bmage: am too
:bmage: are not
:bmage: am too am too am too
:bmage: this is dumb lets have buttsecks

then they buttsecks eachothers butts

:rmage: Indeed, 'tis NP Forum's fan-fiction thread. This is where sexually deprived closet cases go to read stories people have written in hopes that they'll be about the scene in FF VII where Sephiroth stabbed Aeris with his 6 foot longsword. Y'know, the one that wasn't shown in-game.

:bmage::fighter::thief: ...

:rmage: What?

:fighter::bmage::thief: ...

:fighter: If its a fan-fiction thread, then why isn't there any fan-fiction here?

:rmage: Well, its been kind of neglected for the last two years since the only people who actually like fan-fiction either write something good enough to deserve its own thread, or they're so terribly bad that their posts are deleted to preserve the sanity of the forum members.

:rmage: Basically this entire thread is a giant danger to the safety of the forum. The best posts are trolling, and the worst are sick, twisted portals to mind-breaking, Cthulian levels of bad grammar and poorly written mansex.

Nikose Tyris · 05-08-2009, 02:41 PM

Inspired by Kirby.

Garland waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were imps in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to the dark warriors were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Garland was a Dark Knight for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the knights and he said to dad "I want to be on the horses daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY IMPS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the Castle base of the Dark Warriors he knew there were imps.
"This is Drizzl" the radio crackered. "You must fight the imps!"
So Garland gotted his Super Sword and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the imps
"I will shoot at him" said the giant imp and he fired the big fireballs. John slashed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the imps" he shouted
The radio said "No, Garland. You are the imps"
And then Garland was a imp.

Astrobot7000 · 04-19-2010, 09:22 PM

I decided to create my own epilogue to 8bit because Brian doesn't seem to want to.
EDIT: I made this before Brian announced that he was, indeed, going to make his own finale. So when his comes out you can laugh at the pathetic-ness of my own.

04-19-2010, 09:22 PM	#23
Astrobot7000 Note to self... make a title. Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 99	I decided to create my own epilogue to 8bit because Brian doesn't seem to want to. EDIT: I made this before Brian announced that he was, indeed, going to make his own finale. So when his comes out you can laugh at the pathetic-ness of my own. Last edited by Astrobot7000; 04-23-2010 at 04:57 PM.