CANADA DEFEATED BY DOCILE CAT - Page 3

Khael! · 05-06-2007, 01:52 PM

Okay, let's get one thing straight: The Canadian military does not deliver our mail.

Pretty damned funny nonetheless, that the postal worker would have enough lazy in him to claim such an utterly dumbtastic thing as this.

Also, Teal Mage, you got sigged.

Metatron · 05-06-2007, 04:41 PM

Quote:

Shadow "likes to eat and sleep and cuddle. You could drop a bomb and he'd just open one eye, take a look, then close them and go back to sleep," Samborski, 41, told the newspaper.

This is a cat that won't even flinch if a bomb goes off. It is no mere mortal cat, but more a kin to the cat gods. And it's called Shadow. All signs point to this cat being some sort of unholy terror that could rend planets asunder. Besides, we Canadians are all weak against cats, calling us out on this is like calling out Superman because he doesn't like being in rooms made of Krytonite.

Khael! · 05-07-2007, 12:26 AM

I must be some sort of Supercanuck then, as I lack this weakness versus cats. If the post would just get their act together, I'd be more inclined to submit a resume.

Tendronai · 05-07-2007, 08:00 AM

I have two cats, thus going far beyond this weakness against cats! Therefore, it is only a matter of time before I rule this land with an iron fist!

My first official act will to be "altering" the post office so anyone who tries something so stupid will be summarily dismissed and thrown in the Canadian gulag.

Khael! · 05-08-2007, 11:05 AM

A little off topic, but... we have a gulag? It had better involve more of these mysteriously vicious bomb-proof cats.

I still don't understand how anyone is taking the postman seriously.

crimson5pheonix · 05-08-2007, 11:22 AM

Next time a cat threatens you, scratch it's chin and pet it. If it runs from you and won't let you, than you have nothing to fear. Cat's are awesome and I could easily believe that bomb line.

Seil · 05-08-2007, 11:33 AM

THe cat before Canada Post:

The cat after Canada Post:

crimson5pheonix · 05-08-2007, 11:37 AM

the pictures aren't working on my computer (though it could be because my school is overly paranoid and won't let us visit certain sites).

Redemption · 05-08-2007, 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by adamark

I knew they were weak, but this has truly surpassed all of my expectation. Yet again, Canada has lowered the bar.

:p

What bar? There's a bar still?

I figure it's going to take a geologist to find it now.

BitVyper · 05-09-2007, 12:10 AM

Cats are everything ninjas want to be when they grow up. If you're not afraid of them, it's only because they don't WANT you to be afraid of them.

05-06-2007, 01:52 PM	#21
Khael! I'm somebody else these days. Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Same house same hill same bat channel still canada Posts: 1,968	Okay, let's get one thing straight: The Canadian military does not deliver our mail. Pretty damned funny nonetheless, that the postal worker would have enough lazy in him to claim such an utterly dumbtastic thing as this. Also, Teal Mage, you got sigged. __________________ "Life is like a box of chocolates. Cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for." - CGB Spender Super Perfundo on the Early Eve of Your Day. Last edited by Khael!; 05-07-2007 at 12:24 AM.

05-07-2007, 12:26 AM	#23
Khael! I'm somebody else these days. Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Same house same hill same bat channel still canada Posts: 1,968	I must be some sort of Supercanuck then, as I lack this weakness versus cats. If the post would just get their act together, I'd be more inclined to submit a resume. __________________ "Life is like a box of chocolates. Cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for." - CGB Spender Super Perfundo on the Early Eve of Your Day.

05-07-2007, 08:00 AM	#24
Tendronai I will crush your economy. Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Magical mystical land of Canada. Posts: 1,364	I have two cats, thus going far beyond this weakness against cats! Therefore, it is only a matter of time before I rule this land with an iron fist! My first official act will to be "altering" the post office so anyone who tries something so stupid will be summarily dismissed and thrown in the Canadian gulag. __________________ Give me your wallet before I destroy you, mortal.

05-08-2007, 11:05 AM	#25
Khael! I'm somebody else these days. Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Same house same hill same bat channel still canada Posts: 1,968	A little off topic, but... we have a gulag? It had better involve more of these mysteriously vicious bomb-proof cats. I still don't understand how anyone is taking the postman seriously. __________________ "Life is like a box of chocolates. Cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for." - CGB Spender Super Perfundo on the Early Eve of Your Day.

05-09-2007, 12:10 AM	#30
BitVyper History's Strongest Dilettante Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Arcadia Posts: 6,662	Cats are everything ninjas want to be when they grow up. If you're not afraid of them, it's only because they don't WANT you to be afraid of them. __________________ "There are worlds out there where the sky is burning, and the sea is asleep, and the rivers dream. People made of smoke and cities made of song. Somewhere there's danger, somewhere there's injustice, somewhere else the tea's getting cold. Come on, Ace; we've got work to do!" Awesome art be here.

05-08-2007, 11:22 AM	#26
crimson5pheonix Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Jo momma's house. Posts: 117	Next time a cat threatens you, scratch it's chin and pet it. If it runs from you and won't let you, than you have nothing to fear. Cat's are awesome and I could easily believe that bomb line.

05-08-2007, 11:33 AM	#27
Seil Super stressed! Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: British Columbia Posts: 8,081	THe cat before Canada Post: The cat after Canada Post:

05-08-2007, 11:37 AM	#28
crimson5pheonix Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Jo momma's house. Posts: 117	the pictures aren't working on my computer (though it could be because my school is overly paranoid and won't let us visit certain sites).