Paris Hilton goes to jail, Humanity Celebrates. - Page 3

BitVyper · 05-08-2007, 02:04 PM

Not sure where people are getting 90 days from. The article says:

"A judge sentenced Paris Hilton to 45 days in county jail Friday for violating her probation"

crimson5pheonix · 05-08-2007, 02:11 PM

Still, some is better than none.

POS Industries · 05-08-2007, 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by BitVyper

Not sure where people are getting 90 days from. The article says:

"A judge sentenced Paris Hilton to 45 days in county jail Friday for violating her probation"

Probably one person misread that her license was suspended for 90 days, thought that was her sentence, posted here, and no one else actually read the thing to fact check.

Long-Haired Narcissist · 05-08-2007, 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Telephalsion

But then there are cameras in some jails, she might make a habit of dropping the soap.

One Night in Paris II: One Night in Jail

Kroze Gamegod · 05-08-2007, 06:42 PM

And now apperantly she is calling on the "Govinator" to give her a get out of jail free card according to Yahoo news.

**Satan's Onion** · 05-09-2007, 04:01 AM

Yes, the text of the petition was read aloud on Late Night with Conan O'Brien. A heartier laugh I have seldom enjoyed.

I guess while we're on the subject, I'd like to ask: What, if any, was her appeal in the first place? I mean, why do any of us even know her name?

POS Industries · 05-09-2007, 04:08 AM

Short answer: Hardcore nudity.

Long answer: Hardcore nude fucking.

Meister · 05-09-2007, 04:14 AM

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"I think she's singled out because of who she is," Weitzman said.

Isn't that what she's about?

**Satan's Onion** · 05-09-2007, 04:22 AM

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Originally Posted by POS Industries

Short answer: Hardcore nudity.

Long answer: Hardcore nude fucking.

So grainy night-vision footage of this overmade-up, overtanned, overdyed, perma-smirking, pampered brat riding some guy's baloney pole entitles her to celebrity status? That's not very fair to real porn actresses, y'know.

Mannix · 05-09-2007, 04:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Satan's Onion

So grainy night-vision footage of this overmade-up, overtanned, overdyed, perma-smirking, pampered brat riding some guy's baloney pole entitles her to celebrity status? That's not very fair to real porn actresses, y'know.

Also she has a lot of money. And as we all know, rich people are better than us and deserve our undevided attention.

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05-09-2007, 04:01 AM	#26
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05-09-2007, 04:08 AM	#27
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05-08-2007, 02:11 PM	#22
crimson5pheonix Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Jo momma's house. Posts: 117	Still, some is better than none.

05-08-2007, 06:42 PM	#25
Kroze Gamegod Monty Mole Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Denton, TX Posts: 896	And now apperantly she is calling on the "Govinator" to give her a get out of jail free card according to Yahoo news.