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Unread 05-30-2007, 07:37 PM   #21
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While trying to find a way into POS's booth and get drunk, Narc is distracted by a woman with a huge bouncing rack walking by. After staring for about a minute, Narc snaps back into reality and sees a cat in a hole in the ceiling of POS's booth and comes up with a plan.

Narc finds the nearest vent shaft and crawls through it until he reaches the booth and crawls out of the vent.
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Unread 05-30-2007, 07:37 PM   #22
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Wind rippled across the field where battle was already taking place. A purple clad figure raised the small device they all had been given and black furred paws gripped it. Violet eyes eyed the strange machine before a tail moved closer to it, hesitated, and quickly pressed the button. All of a sudden, a large thing appeared out of nowhere and fell to the ground narrowly missing the feline.

Upon further inspection, the thing turned out to be a large gun of some kind. "What the heck am I supposed to do with this?" the cat mage asked the empty air. "I'm thinking I can't lift it or move it..." Suddenly, he caught sight of a large red button on the side of the weapon. "Ooh."

Wizzle pressed and held down the button and the weapon began making an irritating noise. He promptly pulled his paw away and a large explosion hit the crates that had appeared out of nowhere, sending them flying or completely destroying them. Or some mixture of the two.
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Unread 05-30-2007, 07:42 PM   #23
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Armored Bishoujo left the bathroom for the second time out of many to come. Seeing all those who had arrived made her nervous, and that apparently had the effect of reducing the size of her bladder. She held her sword instead of keeping it sheathed to make her feel a little braver and her breaths were deep and slow.
"I wonder if all NPFers feel like this before their very first arena match?"
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Unread 05-30-2007, 07:44 PM   #24
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"Yikes!" Pedro jumped up at the explosion caused by Wizzle's energy cannon and moved to the window, pressing a button and speaking into the intercom.

"You in the robes. Put down the weapon of mass destruction," POS said drolly, "At least until the fight's started, anyway. I'm sure there's a rule about killing your opponents before the bell rings somewhere..."
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Unread 05-30-2007, 07:51 PM   #25
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TBM listened to every chunk of wood fall to the earth after the ground shaking explosion. Is this what I'm up against? He asked simply in his mind, he could not see the aftereffects of destruction but assumed them to be quite bad. As he stood atop a live bear TBM began to wonder how things could get any worse, if only he had some power.

Superpowers.... TBM thought boldly, completely unaware of the fact that his Sundered heart of chaos was now glowing brightly to usher in any GM choice effects.

(ooc: that seemed as good as any option. Though for a minute I thought about stealing the katana from ugainus.)
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Unread 05-30-2007, 07:54 PM   #26
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"I'm sure there's a rule about killing your opponents before the bell rings somewhere..."

"Damn, that ruins 2 of my plans..."
Looking around the Arena K36 still couldn't decide on his first target, So he went on the defensive. He grabbed his shotgun, and stood ready incase someone charged him when the fight started.
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Unread 05-30-2007, 09:08 PM   #27
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IC was standing around, the sword on his back. It seemed heavier that most weapons, but then agian, with IC's training it didn't surprise him it was easy to weild. He did want that huge gun from the WizardCat, so he might be a good person to start to beat up. Then again, he may play it defensive, this weapon did have defensive abilites that were nice.

Though, he was ready for that damn bell already.
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Unread 05-30-2007, 09:24 PM   #28
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As the boxes were struck by the high powered blast, most of them simply got thrown about the arena, being more resilient than the average cardboard box, as they were, but one of them exploded in a shower of fish, getting herring all over IC, the bear, and Wizzle, among others.

Amalgam, up in the stands, snickered.
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Unread 05-30-2007, 09:34 PM   #29
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Incendius was floating, interspaced evenly inbetween a crowd of folks, his weapons were no where in sight, or at least where no wear a normal person would try to look at on a male orientated persona. (Whether or not this applied to Incendius was up to debate)
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Unread 05-30-2007, 09:39 PM   #30
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Fenris moved a thread over his head and promptly moved it back, along with the fish that landed on it.

The Discussion forum would not smell the same again for weeks to come.
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