I hate pants. also showering. - Page 3

Fifthfiend · 09-29-2007, 02:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Regulus Tera

What are pants?

They're what people used to wear in the primitive days before our super-scientists invented Hyperpants.

EDIT: This is feeling pretty off-topicky. I'm gonna go ahead and move it to off-topic.

Zilla · 09-29-2007, 03:11 AM

Yeah seriously pants are for weirdo's, why didn't you just wear a dress or something?

Krylo · 09-29-2007, 04:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Zilla

Yeah seriously pants are for weirdo's, why didn't you just wear a dress or something?

'Cause, regardless of how pretty I look in skirts/dresses, the breezes in all the wrong places are just kinda uncomfortable.

ArlanKels · 09-29-2007, 06:51 AM

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Originally Posted by 42PETUNIAS

Bathing may offend you, but the lack of it offends me. Seriously, just get one of those mats for old people or something.

Also, I call bs on that Arlan. I've smelled myself after a two week canoe trip. That is NOT normal.

Everyone responds to dirt and overall a lack of cleanliness differently.

My one cousin has to shower multiple times a day because he smells so badly of sweat after just a few hours of activity.

Also: canoe trip =/= ordinary day.

TopHatAssassin · 09-29-2007, 01:47 PM

As was stated earlier, it really just sounds more like a bad day than pants and showers conspiring against mankind. I find pants and showers really quite enjoyable (except in summer, when it's too damn hot). But on the right day, with the right pair, it's wonderful. Plus, pants have the potential for numerous pockets. With shorts, one can only fit so many of them on before they run out of room. Pants, however, have an entire extra half leg to fill. They're just so versatile.

Fifthfiend · 09-29-2007, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Krylo

'Cause, regardless of how pretty I look in skirts/dresses, the breezes in all the wrong places are just kinda uncomfortable.

That's why science gave us Hyperpants; all the prettiness of skirts combined with the crotch-control of a good pair of pants.

Zilla · 09-29-2007, 03:28 PM

er, what are those called again... skorts? yeah, I guess it's skorts since shirts is taken already...

So they have these skorts that are like shorts on the inside and skirts on the outside.

Are these the prototype for hyperpants?

Fifthfiend · 09-29-2007, 03:42 PM

What the fuck, did I say "wretched abomination of a half-short / half skirt embarassment of a garment?" No, I said hyperpants, the finest garment Superscience ever created. Now cease your blasphemies before you make Science Jesus cry.

Zilla · 09-29-2007, 03:50 PM

sig'd so hard.

Fifthfiend · 09-29-2007, 03:59 PM

Science triumphs again!

09-29-2007, 03:11 AM	#22
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09-29-2007, 01:47 PM	#25
TopHatAssassin Like a millionaire Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Canada Posts: 637	As was stated earlier, it really just sounds more like a bad day than pants and showers conspiring against mankind. I find pants and showers really quite enjoyable (except in summer, when it's too damn hot). But on the right day, with the right pair, it's wonderful. Plus, pants have the potential for numerous pockets. With shorts, one can only fit so many of them on before they run out of room. Pants, however, have an entire extra half leg to fill. They're just so versatile. __________________ Aye, num nums indeed.

09-29-2007, 03:28 PM	#27
Zilla Lakitu Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 2,378	er, what are those called again... skorts? yeah, I guess it's skorts since shirts is taken already... So they have these skorts that are like shorts on the inside and skirts on the outside. Are these the prototype for hyperpants? __________________ MENCHI Pink It's cowboy time, I'm so MENCHI right now. Metroid is a great man because his friends don't rape him.

09-29-2007, 03:42 PM	#28
Fifthfiend for all seasons Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 19,409	What the fuck, did I say "wretched abomination of a half-short / half skirt embarassment of a garment?" No, I said hyperpants, the finest garment Superscience ever created. Now cease your blasphemies before you make Science Jesus cry. __________________ check out my buttspresso

09-29-2007, 03:50 PM	#29
Zilla Lakitu Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 2,378	sig'd so hard. __________________ MENCHI Pink It's cowboy time, I'm so MENCHI right now. Metroid is a great man because his friends don't rape him.

09-29-2007, 03:59 PM	#30
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