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To get this back onto topic, which I shall interpret as movies that are so bad they're genius, the best of the lot is Troll 2. A boy is being visited by the ghost of his grandfather who warns the boy about goblins (that's right, not a troll to be found). The family goes on vacation to Nilbog (spell it backwards), where he is the only one who sees that everyone in the town is a goblin. He encounters an evil Wiccan sorceress, a sex scene so hot it makes popcorn, plant people, and some of the greatest lines of dialogue ever: "You don't piss on hospitality" and this.
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Seriously, no, what is this thread supposed to be about?
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It was originally titled Movies So Bad They Make You Physically Hurt, pt. 2. BOW TO MY INCREDIBLE NAMING SKILLZ
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05-29-2008, 06:57 PM
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I saw a thread titled Movies So Bad They Physically Hurt You then I clicked to open it up and I saw a post where some guy was telling me all about how some bunch of movies were not in fact so bad that they would physically hurt me so I updated the thread title accordingly.
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Yeah, I've really got to say that both this thread and the previous really disappointed me. I give you the assault on human sanity and decency that was AvP2 and you guys come back with, what, Fight Club? Blade Runner? Have you all gone mad?
I must say I'm surprised that Battlefield: Earth hasn't been mentioned. I swear I could feel a part of my brain die the day I watched it and it never came back. But like this right here: Quote:
No, this is for movies that were actually approved for global theatrical release and given millions of dollars to produce that were so mind-shatteringly bad that you literally felt one or more parts of your body being wounded upon witnessing them. That's the only interpretation anyone in here should be going on. Gad-fucking-dammit already.
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They Live, Songs from the Second floor, The Day After Tomorrow...
The Limey, also, for being like the death of a thousand jump-cuts.
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The Patriot. Seriously, he friggin cuts a swath through the redcoats with the American flag, and they touted this movie as realistically portraying the American Revolution!
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Eyes Wide Shut, too, but that once again falls into my hatred for Kubrick. He had a couple movies that were made good by the actors cast in them (Dr. Strangelove and Full Metal Jacket immediately come to mind here), but even those movies would have been a million times better if not weighed down by Kubrick's suckitude. My issue with him is that he believed himself to be a genius of film, and since genius directors all make their movies at least three hours long, then so would he! Nevermind the fact that the scripts were intended to top out at around an hour and half. Stanley's answer? Have all the actors deliver their lines as... slowly... as.... possible... so that.... there's a pause.... between.... every.... couple... words or............ so. This way, the movie would be double its intended length and be a three-hour epic and everyone would say, "Oh that Stanley Kubrick! He is modern cinema's greatest genius!" So fuck you, Mr. Kubrick, and may you rot in hell.
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