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Unread 10-05-2008, 09:57 PM   #21
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Chris Farley would be a hilarious Black Mage for all the wrong reasons.

Pick a Black Mage line. Just pick one. Now imagine Chris Farley doing it.


Comedy gold.

Probably meant David Spade, though.
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Unread 10-05-2008, 10:59 PM   #22
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If I were a director, and I decided to make an 8-bit Theatre live-action movie - and I would - this would be my ideal cast. I bolded the names that I feel would be particularly appropriate.

Fighter: Matthew Broderick.
Black Mage: Robert Downey Jr (because he needs to be in every movie and I couldn't think of anyone else). Maaaaybe Neil Patrick Harris, just to round off the Dr Horrible cast and fill in the BM/WM dialectic.
Thief: Daniel Craig.
Red Mage: Johnny Depp.
White Mage: FELICIA DAY. No one else. If she could not make it I would cancel the project entirely.
Black Belt: Nathan Fillon.

Garland: Vin Diesel. You know he voiced the Iron Giant?
Bikke: Who else but Geoffrey Rush?
Vilbert: Tobey Maguire.
Drizz'l: Samuel L. Jackson. He just has the right attitude for it.

King Steve: Mark Hamill
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Princess Sara: Jenny McCarthy.
Sarda: Patrick Stewart.
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Unread 10-06-2008, 05:39 AM   #23
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I'm trying to find a way to shove Johnny Depp into the cast. Also, Steven Segal should be Black Belt.
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Unread 10-06-2008, 06:10 AM   #24
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A young Steve Martin would be perfect for Red Mage, as it stands I think he might be too old for the part.

Ray Liotta as Thief. I'm not entirely sure why.

And Matt Chapman (aka King of Towns) as King Steve.

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Unread 10-06-2008, 09:44 AM   #25
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If we could have Jeremy Clarkson as Thief, I feel it would work all too well.
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Personally, I don't see this as a Live Action being all that great... It could but the perfect actors for each roll are all drastically different ages and although that might add to the hilarity of the situation... I see it working much better as some sort of CGI film with voice actors.... then all these people, regardless of age, can do brilliant voices for these people.


How hasn't Robin Williams been fit in here yet?!
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Unread 10-06-2008, 03:36 PM   #27
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Chris Farley would be a hilarious Black Mage for all the wrong reasons.

Pick a Black Mage line. Just pick one. Now imagine Chris Farley doing it.


Comedy gold.

Holy shit. Farley must be Black Mage. No question.
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Unread 10-16-2008, 05:12 PM   #28
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I came up with these a while ago:

BM: Kevin Farley
Fighter: Will Ferrell
RM: Stephen Colbert
WM: Claire Danes
Drizz'l: Robert Downey Jr.
Princess Sara: Leah Remini
King Steve: Leslie Nielsen (It's nowhere near the weird British voice I imagined for Steve, but whatever.)
Sarda: Sean Connery
Ranger: Orlando Bloom
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Unread 10-17-2008, 10:55 AM   #29
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Voice Acting:

BM: Maurice LaMarche
Fighter: Patton Oswalt
RM: Eddie Izzard
Thief: Robert Downey Jnr
WM: Cate Blanchett
Sarda: Ian McKellen
Black Belt: Bob Odenkirk
Garland: Michael Palin
Drizz'l: Bill Bailey
Vilbert: Jon Benjamin
Bikke: Neil Flynn
King Steve: Hugh Laurie
Dragoon: John Cleese
Ranger: Michael York
Beserker: Stephen Fry
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8-Bit theatre cannot have a live action movie. It's EIGHT BIT THEATRE!!! That'd be like making a live action Looney Tunes or Mickey Mouse. It would have to be an animated flick. In which case, the voices would have to be...

Black Mage: Alan Rickman (Plays Severus Snape, Judge Turpin, and Hans Gruber amoung others)
Fighter: Billy West (Voice of Ren, Stempy, Zoidburg, Zapp Branigan, and Phillip Fry amoung others.)
Red Mage: Ed Helms (Of the Daily Show and the Office)
Thief: Neil Flynn (The Janitor from Scrubs)

White Mage: Felicia Day (Penny from Dr. Horrible's Sing-A-Long Blog)
Black Belt: Greg Grunberg (Of Heroes and Alias)

Garland: Steve Carrell (Who you all should damn well know)
Drizz'l: Jon Stewart (Star of the Daily Show)
Vilbert: Jason Segal (Of Forgetting Sarah Marshal, How I Met Your Mother, and Knocked Up)
Bikke: Hank Azaria (Voice of classic Simpson characters such as Apu, Moe, Chief Wiggum, and... well... the Sea Captain)

Sarda: Tommy Lee Jones (Of The Fugitive, Batman Forever, and Men in Black)
King Steve: Jeff Anderson (Randal Graves of Clerks fame)
Dragoon: Jason Lee (Of my Name is Earl, Mallrats, and Alvin and the Chipmunks)
The Onion Kid: Michael Cera (Of Arrested Development, Juno, and Superbad)
Akbar: John Goodman (The Big Lebowski, The Flinstones, and Monster's Inc)

Cleric: David Cross (Of Arrested Development and Mr. Show)
Ranger: Neil Patrick Harris (Of Doogie Howser, How I Met Your Mother, and Harold and Kumar
Beserker: Mackenzie Crook: (Of the Office (UK) and the Pirates of the Carribean series)
Rogue: Will Arnett (Of Arrested Development, Blades of Glory, and Semi Pro)
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