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Unread 04-02-2009, 12:21 AM   #21
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Kim will strap all reputation givers to balloons and kidnap them. Kim will strap all reputation givers to balloons and kidnap them. Kim will strap all reputation givers to balloons and kidnap them. Kim will strap all reputation givers to balloons and kidnap them. Kim will strap all reputation givers to balloons and kidnap them. Kim will strap all reputation givers to balloons and kidnap them. Kim will strap all reputation givers to balloons and kidnap them. Kim will strap all reputation givers to balloons and kidnap them. Kim will strap all reputation givers to balloons and kidnap them. Kim will strap all reputation givers to balloons and kidnap them. Kim will strap all reputation givers to balloons and kidnap them.
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So I decided to be Liquid Ocelot so that if CJ and I ran into eachother it would be extra fun...

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Stranger: aadrama?
You: Snaaaake!
Stranger: YES
Stranger: A FUCKING SNAKE
Stranger: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET SNAKE FROM aadrama?
Stranger: FUCK YOU AND YOUR SNAKY WAYS
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Unread 04-02-2009, 12:38 AM   #22
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New activity gained: Omegle Adventures!

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Stranger: hi
You: You awaken in a jail cell. There is a pumpkin in one corner of the room. What do you do?
Stranger: carve the pumpkin into a face
Stranger: so now I have a friend
You: You pick up the pumpkin, aim its sharp end at your cellmate, and begin an act that would have been regarded as dispicable by Hitler himself.
You: Eventually, you have a rough bone carving of Thomas Jefferson made from the ribcage of your former ally.
Stranger: No... I'm pretty sure Hilter would approve
You: This has not gotten you any closer to escape.
You: What do you do now?
Stranger: Listen... I never did those things
You: Yes you did, but what has been done cannot be undone.
Stranger: You've clearly gotten me confused with someone else
Stranger: I'm still sitting in my cell
You: Look, this isn't helping you escape any faster.
Stranger: with my pumpkin
You: yes, and your bonecraft Jefferson.
Stranger: who said I want to escape
You: And the entrails.
You: Oh lord, the entrails.
Stranger: Oh man...
Stranger: I'm NOT cleaning up this mess
You: Who do you wish to task to mess cleaning duty?
You: Your options are:
You: Pumpkin
You: Bone-Jefferson
You: The guard
Stranger: Hmmm... well, thus far, the pumpkin has been proven to be the most trustworthy...
Stranger: But I really can't leave the mess to such a close friend
Stranger: I feel Bone-Jefferson IS partially to blame...
Stranger: But the guard really isn't spending his time doing anything better...
Stranger: I'm going to go with Bone-Jeffeson
You: Looking at your effigy of the former President, you raise your finger in command.
You: "Slave, I command thee to clean up your mess!"
You: Bone-Jefferson is non-compliant.
Stranger: Oh man... that bastard
Stranger: all right, I guess the guard
You: You have sparked the interest of the fellows in the next cell over.
You: What do you do next?
Stranger: Say hello...
Stranger: strike up a card game
Stranger: and then pick the pumpkin for "my team"
You: Hearing the chatter between the next-door neighbours, you knock on the wall.
You: "Hello, chaps! What say you to a delightful game of cards?"
You: You then realize that you have no cards.
Stranger: I say yes!
Stranger: damn
You: You do, however, have a pile of entrails.
You: The neighbours are quite enthusiastic about the card game, however.
You: You wouldn't want to let them down.
You: What do you do?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Unread 04-02-2009, 12:23 PM   #23
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CJ's codec conversation is far too similar to actual codec conversations. Guys, I think she's Solid Snake and she's been playing us for suckers this whole time.
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Unread 04-02-2009, 12:44 PM   #24
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Unread 04-02-2009, 01:01 PM   #25
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Loyal has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Loyal has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Loyal has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Loyal has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Loyal has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Loyal has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Loyal has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Loyal has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Loyal has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Loyal has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Loyal has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare.
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I decided to play the 'surreal' card and then I don't know what happened from there.

Quote:
Stranger: hi
You: Where am I?
Stranger: in a strange place
You: What is this place? Seems... familiar.
Stranger: it's the Matrix.
You: May...tricks...?
Stranger: yes, tricks is a ket word...
Stranger: *key
You: I see... I think I want to go home. Is this home?
Stranger: well... kind of.
Stranger: you just have to find it.
You: I don't know who I am. How will I know when I've found it?
Stranger: you'll jest feel it.
Stranger: *just
Stranger: you see, in here no one has an identity.
You: Trippy. So I am nobody...
You: And you are nobody.
Stranger: yes.
You: We are the same!
Stranger: in a way.
You: I know who I am now. I am YOU!
Stranger: wow, so am I you?
You: I think so. Quick, what number am I thinking of?
Stranger: 5?
You: Oh snap!
Stranger: :O
You: We gotta get outta here! We must escape together!
Stranger: ok!
Stranger: but how?
You: Quick, through this window! I'll go out the door, they won't know who to go after!
Stranger: allright!
Stranger: 1, 2, 3...
You: JUMP!
Stranger: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
You: *Walks into the door*
Stranger: nothing happened
You: hmm... quite a conundrum.
Stranger: i think it's a trap!
You: We gotta get outta here!
You: ...oh, wait.
Stranger: but we're the same person
You: What if I threw you out the window?
You: It'd be like throwing myself out.
Stranger: so me too.
Stranger: i think i could work.
You: Yeah, could work.
Stranger: *it
You: On three:
You: One -
You: - Two -
You: - THREE!
You: *fling*
You: WHEEEEAAAAAAAAAAA
Stranger: *flying too, because we're the same person*
You: EEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*splat*
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Unread 04-02-2009, 01:16 PM   #26
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It feels like talking to that one chatbot thing from way back. It knows bits of songs but not the rest, and conversations tend to become surreal...
That was jabberwacky and it was awesomely surreal.
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Unread 04-02-2009, 01:39 PM   #27
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Stranger: you are Russian, i feel it
You: I am?
Stranger: Ну да
You: Maybe you should keep your hands to yourself then.
Stranger: ...

Hehehe... I love it.
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Unread 04-02-2009, 01:44 PM   #28
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ha ha ha
"Hey let's make a site where one person can talk to one other person with no identifying information or means for them to figure out who the other is! OH WAIT WHY ARE THERE BAD THINGS HAPPENING?!?!"
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Unread 04-02-2009, 02:32 PM   #29
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ha ha ha
"Hey let's make a site where one person can talk to one other person with no identifying information or means for them to figure out who the other is! OH WAIT WHY ARE THERE BAD THINGS HAPPENING?!?!"
I spent a good 5 minutes opening with the line "Well it looks like we're *puts sunglasses on* going to have a little chat" and then whatever they replied with saying "YEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!".

I am easily amused.

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You: Round 1
You: FIGHT!
Stranger: COME HEEEERE!
Stranger: -------------------------->
You: Hrk!
Stranger: Uppercut'd!
You: Hadouken!
You: E=-
Stranger: Dude
Stranger: Thats the wrong game
You: Oh...
You: Nevermind, then.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
The funny thing is that two people replied with exactly the same thing with the grappling hook, unless it was the same person!
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Unread 04-02-2009, 04:07 PM   #30
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Most of the people responded poorly to my spontaneous RP, but I've found one who'll play along.
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