Versus Thread III: Return of the Versus - Page 3

Mr. Viewtiful · 08-28-2004, 12:19 AM

On Link vs. Zero: Zero is notorious for dying in one game, then coming back near-inexplicably in the next game. So, we can conclude that Zero is incapable of dying, since he also has his Zero virus that can survive what his body can't. That would counteract Links invulnerability, right?

Here's a new fight: Ryu Hayabusa (Mr. Ninja Gaiden) vs. Master Chief (Mr. Halo) in a weight-lifting competition!

CheshireThief · 08-28-2004, 12:20 AM

What's to say she's only blinded for a moment? Have you ever tried to get ink out of eyes? And Stewie is a genious. He'd figure something out. It's not like Maggie can outthink him.

IHateMakingNames · 08-28-2004, 12:23 AM

Alien Maggie is smart. And Stewie is an evil genuis, but he's also an idiot. Also, a 'moment' is just a word I use when I don't have a guess as to how long something would take. But Stewie has no thumbs, so he really can't do anything with his evil genuis besides plot, but his plots usually fail.

Ryu is just a super ninja, all his stuff comes from skill, not strength. Master Chief is a cyborg with bionic implants. I'm guessing Master Chief is stronger.

CheshireThief · 08-28-2004, 12:27 AM

The reason most of his plots fail is because they are directed at Lois. He really doesn't want to kill Lois, as much as he pretends he wants to.

Mr. Viewtiful · 08-28-2004, 12:44 AM

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Originally Posted by IHateMakingNames

Ryu is just a super ninja, all his stuff comes from skill, not strength.

Well, he is able to move about perfectly with a 100-lb. sword strapped to his back. That has to prove something.

On the other hand, Master Chief (with MJOLNER body armor) can flip over a full-sized tank...so I guess this was a little too one-sided. My bad.

GatoFiero · 08-28-2004, 01:54 AM

As cool as Ryu is, I'm siding with the Chief. He flips tanks like they're made out of cardboard.

Arhra · 08-28-2004, 06:13 AM

That's because they are made out of cardboard. Its much more economical.

Thaumaturge · 08-28-2004, 10:03 AM

Carboard tanks? The innovation of the next century! Yes, and now you too can own your very own battalion of tanks, at a fractions of the normal cost! But how much, you ask? Is it 200 credits? Is it 500 credits? NO! Just for you, a once in a lifetime, one-day-only offer - a mere 1000 credits! per month, 200% interest per month for the first five months, 500% thereafter

In any case, back on topic, given Master Chief's strength, how do you guys think that he'd stack up against an Earth elemental? Brute strength vs. brute strength!

DrmChsr0 · 08-28-2004, 10:32 AM

Link(Wind Waker looks, badass skills in SC2, and Mask-wearing in Majora's mask) vs Zero: Link and Zero clash blades. Zero is stunned by the cutesey looks momentarilly. This gives Link time to toss his boomerang. Zero, recovering from the cuteness, eats a boomerang. Link pulls out the Final Mask, and turns uber-powerful. Zero barely manages to dodge Link's beam blades, but he manages to land a wee smidget of damage on Link. Without those Beamblades, the match is even, and Link and Zero dia la Mexican Standoff. Draw.

KOS-MOS vs Larharl: KOS-MOS wins. PM me for the answer.

Ryu vs Master Chief in a weightlifting competition: MC wins. He can lift tanks in MJOLNIR Armor, and can benchpress more than Ryu without the MJOLNIR. Ryu can wield a heavy blade, but MC's enhanced body takes the cake.

MC vs an Earth Elemental: I go for the Earth Elemental. MC may have that MJOLNIR armor, but he's still human. He tires out and the Earth Elemental tosses him 500000000000000000 miles from their battlefield. Earth Elemental wins.

On a related note, who would win in these Battles?
1. Samus vs. A Predator(Not those young ones in AvP)
2. Strike Gundam(any configuration) vs. Any Gundam before SEED
3. Mad Cat(piloted by Star Colonel Aidan Pryde) vs. Atlas(piloted by General Vasily Cherenkoff)
4. Mortal Kombat Advance vs. Superman 64(Battle of the crappy games!)
5. Halo vs. CS
6 Classic Battletech vs. Mechwarrior: Dark Age
7. Clevinger vs. Sosa in a geek free-for-all marathon quiz

Ganurath · 08-28-2004, 10:43 AM

1. Predator locks on to Samus with Heat Missile that attaches and heats up what it hits (freezer scene in P2) and Aran is preoccupied by the sudden increase of heat while Predator uses his other assorted weapons like the supershuriken to finish her off.
7. Clevinger channels his geekiness via 8BT, Sosa uses only RM. Clevinger uses some geekery to kill off RM until the battle ends, cutting off Sosa's power. Clevinger wins.

I'm too hungry to provide an intelligent answer to 2-6.

08-28-2004, 12:19 AM	#21
Mr. Viewtiful No charge for awesomeness... Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: ...or attractiveness. Posts: 1,796	On Link vs. Zero: Zero is notorious for dying in one game, then coming back near-inexplicably in the next game. So, we can conclude that Zero is incapable of dying, since he also has his Zero virus that can survive what his body can't. That would counteract Links invulnerability, right? Here's a new fight: Ryu Hayabusa (Mr. Ninja Gaiden) vs. Master Chief (Mr. Halo) in a weight-lifting competition! __________________ Garfield minus Garfield is hilarious.

08-28-2004, 12:20 AM	#22
CheshireThief Still RaiRai's ***** Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Shut up, KP. Posts: 2,365	What's to say she's only blinded for a moment? Have you ever tried to get ink out of eyes? And Stewie is a genious. He'd figure something out. It's not like Maggie can outthink him. __________________ Holy crap! A CheshireThief spotting!

08-28-2004, 12:23 AM	#23
IHateMakingNames Awwwwh Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 12,119	Alien Maggie is smart. And Stewie is an evil genuis, but he's also an idiot. Also, a 'moment' is just a word I use when I don't have a guess as to how long something would take. But Stewie has no thumbs, so he really can't do anything with his evil genuis besides plot, but his plots usually fail. Ryu is just a super ninja, all his stuff comes from skill, not strength. Master Chief is a cyborg with bionic implants. I'm guessing Master Chief is stronger. __________________ "If I'm reincarnated, I want to be Musashi again!" - Musashi, Brave Fencer Musashi

08-28-2004, 12:27 AM	#24
CheshireThief Still RaiRai's ***** Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Shut up, KP. Posts: 2,365	The reason most of his plots fail is because they are directed at Lois. He really doesn't want to kill Lois, as much as he pretends he wants to. __________________ Holy crap! A CheshireThief spotting!

08-28-2004, 10:03 AM	#28
Thaumaturge Magikoopa Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,767	Carboard tanks? The innovation of the next century! Yes, and now you too can own your very own battalion of tanks, at a fractions of the normal cost! But how much, you ask? Is it 200 credits? Is it 500 credits? NO! Just for you, a once in a lifetime, one-day-only offer - a mere 1000 credits! per month, 200% interest per month for the first five months, 500% thereafter In any case, back on topic, given Master Chief's strength, how do you guys think that he'd stack up against an Earth elemental? Brute strength vs. brute strength! __________________ Mwa ha ha ha ha!!!! ahem. sorry.

08-28-2004, 06:13 AM	#27
Arhra Ara ara! Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Neo Venezia Posts: 5,013	That's because they are made out of cardboard. Its much more economical.

08-28-2004, 10:32 AM	#29
DrmChsr0 Beware the Tranq dart.... Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: I'm Lo- AAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ORCS! HELP! Posts: 284	Link(Wind Waker looks, badass skills in SC2, and Mask-wearing in Majora's mask) vs Zero: Link and Zero clash blades. Zero is stunned by the cutesey looks momentarilly. This gives Link time to toss his boomerang. Zero, recovering from the cuteness, eats a boomerang. Link pulls out the Final Mask, and turns uber-powerful. Zero barely manages to dodge Link's beam blades, but he manages to land a wee smidget of damage on Link. Without those Beamblades, the match is even, and Link and Zero dia la Mexican Standoff. Draw. KOS-MOS vs Larharl: KOS-MOS wins. PM me for the answer. Ryu vs Master Chief in a weightlifting competition: MC wins. He can lift tanks in MJOLNIR Armor, and can benchpress more than Ryu without the MJOLNIR. Ryu can wield a heavy blade, but MC's enhanced body takes the cake. MC vs an Earth Elemental: I go for the Earth Elemental. MC may have that MJOLNIR armor, but he's still human. He tires out and the Earth Elemental tosses him 500000000000000000 miles from their battlefield. Earth Elemental wins. On a related note, who would win in these Battles? 1. Samus vs. A Predator(Not those young ones in AvP) 2. Strike Gundam(any configuration) vs. Any Gundam before SEED 3. Mad Cat(piloted by Star Colonel Aidan Pryde) vs. Atlas(piloted by General Vasily Cherenkoff) 4. Mortal Kombat Advance vs. Superman 64(Battle of the crappy games!) 5. Halo vs. CS 6 Classic Battletech vs. Mechwarrior: Dark Age 7. Clevinger vs. Sosa in a geek free-for-all marathon quiz

08-28-2004, 10:43 AM	#30
Ganurath Kinky yet Legal Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 660	1. Predator locks on to Samus with Heat Missile that attaches and heats up what it hits (freezer scene in P2) and Aran is preoccupied by the sudden increase of heat while Predator uses his other assorted weapons like the supershuriken to finish her off. 7. Clevinger channels his geekiness via 8BT, Sosa uses only RM. Clevinger uses some geekery to kill off RM until the battle ends, cutting off Sosa's power. Clevinger wins. I'm too hungry to provide an intelligent answer to 2-6. __________________ RP Fighter Master RP Drama Knight Sing to me the pretty song, The one that goes day and night long, So that at the end of day, When you are gone, your song will stay.