Our sad, sad selfs. - Page 3

Viktor Von Russia · 10-10-2004, 07:57 PM

You read the Essential Guide to Vehicles and Vessels too eh, SAAM? OK, how about an interdictor and a dreadnaught? Not that there's any way for me to check (I lost that book awhile ago), but give it a go. I love watching genius at work.

On another note: gurusloth, think you can do the part in Inward Singing with the cussing? I only heard it once, but it was friggin' hilarious.

slightly aboveaverage man · 10-10-2004, 08:11 PM

A Dreadnaught (Katana-class) has
10 Turbolaser Batteries
10 Quad Turbolasers
and 20 Turbolasers
it carries 12 starfighters

An interdictor cruiser is pretty weak, as it only has
20 Quad Laser Cannons,
8 Tractor Beam Projectors
however, some have been modified to have only 10 Quad Laser Cannons and and additional 10 Ion Cannons.
They also sport
12 Tie Starfighters
12 Tie ?'s (It changes from cruiser to cruiser. Some have Bombers some have Interceptors, and some have a second squadron of Starfighters)

Edit: and the essential guide was not reliable. It screwed up and had the schematics for the Victory Star Destroyer where the Imperial Star Destroyer should have been, and listed the Executer as 8000 meters long, whereas the true length is 12 500 meters.

Viktor Von Russia · 10-10-2004, 08:14 PM

Wooooow. I'd like to give you some rep, SAAM, but apparantly, I can't give it to you twice in a row.

pochercoaster · 10-10-2004, 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gurusloth

What about 'We Are The Champions'?

Nope. I don't really like that one. You all must bow to the power of Bohemian Rhapsody instead

Viktor Von Russia · 10-10-2004, 08:35 PM

Indeed. Bohemian Rhapsody=genius.

MasterOfMagic · 10-10-2004, 08:41 PM

Bohemian Rhapsody is teh awesome. I will sing along, though I don't know the words without some help.

Do you know Vong specs SAAM?

If so, tell me what their equivilent of a destroyer has. If you don't, I'm not suprised. Those things are hard. I'm trying to think of a hard normal one, give me a little bit...

Viktor Von Russia · 10-10-2004, 08:44 PM

Heh. This is quickly turning into a "Try to stump SAAM" thread, isn't it?

LeefRyder · 10-10-2004, 08:49 PM

26yrs old...and I still get excited when I see Sanrio merchandise. >.>

MasterOfMagic · 10-10-2004, 08:49 PM

I just want to know how good he is. To see if he's better than I was in my prime (back when I still read the books on a daily basis)

Alright, I have two good ones. An Imperial Lambda-class shuttle, and a Scimitar assault bomber.

pochercoaster · 10-10-2004, 08:49 PM

Karaoke time...

~Bohemian Rhapsody~

Is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in a landslide-
No escape from reality-
Open your eyes-
Look up to the skies and see-
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy-
Because I'm easy come, easy go,
Little high, little low,
Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me
To me

Mama, just killed a man,
Put a gun against his head,
Pulled the trigger, now he's dead,
Mama, life had just begun,
But now I've gone and thrown it all away-
Mama ooo,
Didn't mean to make you cry-
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow-
Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters-

Too late, my time has come,
Sends shivers down my spine-
Body's aching all the time,
Goodbye everybody-I 've got to go-
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth-
Mama ooo- (any way the wind blows)
I don't want to die,
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all-

I see a little silhouetto of a man,
Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the Fandango-
Thunderbolt and lightning-very very frightening me-
Galileo, Galileo,
Galileo, Galileo
Galileo figaro-magnifico-
I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me-
He's just a poor boy from a poor family-
Spare him his life from this monstrosity-
Easy come easy go-,will you let me go-
Bismillah! No-,we will not let you go-let him go-
Bismillah! We will not let you go-let him go
Bismillah! We will not let you go-let me go
Will not let you go-let me go
Will not let you go let me go
No, no, no, no, no, no, no-
Mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go-
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me-

So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye-
So you think you can love me and leave me to die-
Oh baby-Can't do this to me baby-
Just gotta get out-just gotta get right outta here-

Nothing really matters,
Anyone can see,
Nothing really matters-,nothing really matters to me,

Any way the wind blows...

If I weren't lazy, I'd post the actual song. But I happen to be lazy. Neener.

10-10-2004, 07:57 PM	#21
Viktor Von Russia YOU'VE EATEN POO, HAVE YOU?! Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The Motherland Posts: 1,131	You read the Essential Guide to Vehicles and Vessels too eh, SAAM? OK, how about an interdictor and a dreadnaught? Not that there's any way for me to check (I lost that book awhile ago), but give it a go. I love watching genius at work. On another note: gurusloth, think you can do the part in Inward Singing with the cussing? I only heard it once, but it was friggin' hilarious. __________________ Defeat Yanda. "God does not give to a cow that butts." Russian Saying Why don't people check for invisi-text?

10-10-2004, 08:11 PM	#22
slightly aboveaverage man Trudeau Maniac Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Cyberspace Posts: 4,253	A Dreadnaught (Katana-class) has 10 Turbolaser Batteries 10 Quad Turbolasers and 20 Turbolasers it carries 12 starfighters An interdictor cruiser is pretty weak, as it only has 20 Quad Laser Cannons, 8 Tractor Beam Projectors however, some have been modified to have only 10 Quad Laser Cannons and and additional 10 Ion Cannons. They also sport 12 Tie Starfighters 12 Tie ?'s (It changes from cruiser to cruiser. Some have Bombers some have Interceptors, and some have a second squadron of Starfighters) Edit: and the essential guide was not reliable. It screwed up and had the schematics for the Victory Star Destroyer where the Imperial Star Destroyer should have been, and listed the Executer as 8000 meters long, whereas the true length is 12 500 meters. __________________ Comics! Coffee! Videos! All at WWW.Ultima-Java.com If you're not there you'd better be dead, or in jail! And if you're in jail... BREAK OUT! Visit this Sunday SUNDAY Sunday and saturday. Last edited by slightly aboveaverage man; 10-10-2004 at 08:13 PM.

10-10-2004, 08:14 PM	#23
Viktor Von Russia YOU'VE EATEN POO, HAVE YOU?! Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The Motherland Posts: 1,131	Wooooow. I'd like to give you some rep, SAAM, but apparantly, I can't give it to you twice in a row. __________________ Defeat Yanda. "God does not give to a cow that butts." Russian Saying Why don't people check for invisi-text?

10-10-2004, 08:35 PM	#25
Viktor Von Russia YOU'VE EATEN POO, HAVE YOU?! Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The Motherland Posts: 1,131	Indeed. Bohemian Rhapsody=genius. __________________ Defeat Yanda. "God does not give to a cow that butts." Russian Saying Why don't people check for invisi-text?

10-10-2004, 08:44 PM	#27
Viktor Von Russia YOU'VE EATEN POO, HAVE YOU?! Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The Motherland Posts: 1,131	Heh. This is quickly turning into a "Try to stump SAAM" thread, isn't it? __________________ Defeat Yanda. "God does not give to a cow that butts." Russian Saying Why don't people check for invisi-text?

10-10-2004, 08:41 PM	#26
MasterOfMagic ahahah Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 3,456	Bohemian Rhapsody is teh awesome. I will sing along, though I don't know the words without some help. Do you know Vong specs SAAM? If so, tell me what their equivilent of a destroyer has. If you don't, I'm not suprised. Those things are hard. I'm trying to think of a hard normal one, give me a little bit...

10-10-2004, 08:49 PM	#28
LeefRyder < Chococat > Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 268	26yrs old...and I still get excited when I see Sanrio merchandise. >.> __________________ A short sig. I has it.

10-10-2004, 08:49 PM	#30
pochercoaster rollerpocher tycoon Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 1,808	Karaoke time... ~Bohemian Rhapsody~ Is this the real life- Is this just fantasy- Caught in a landslide- No escape from reality- Open your eyes- Look up to the skies and see- I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy- Because I'm easy come, easy go, Little high, little low, Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me To me Mama, just killed a man, Put a gun against his head, Pulled the trigger, now he's dead, Mama, life had just begun, But now I've gone and thrown it all away- Mama ooo, Didn't mean to make you cry- If I'm not back again this time tomorrow- Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters- Too late, my time has come, Sends shivers down my spine- Body's aching all the time, Goodbye everybody-I 've got to go- Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth- Mama ooo- (any way the wind blows) I don't want to die, I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all- I see a little silhouetto of a man, Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the Fandango- Thunderbolt and lightning-very very frightening me- Galileo, Galileo, Galileo, Galileo Galileo figaro-magnifico- I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me- He's just a poor boy from a poor family- Spare him his life from this monstrosity- Easy come easy go-,will you let me go- Bismillah! No-,we will not let you go-let him go- Bismillah! We will not let you go-let him go Bismillah! We will not let you go-let me go Will not let you go-let me go Will not let you go let me go No, no, no, no, no, no, no- Mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go- Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me- So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye- So you think you can love me and leave me to die- Oh baby-Can't do this to me baby- Just gotta get out-just gotta get right outta here- Nothing really matters, Anyone can see, Nothing really matters-,nothing really matters to me, Any way the wind blows... If I weren't lazy, I'd post the actual song. But I happen to be lazy. Neener.