Corrupted Wishes - Page 31

BitVyper · 09-06-2010, 03:08 PM

Granted! You WERE better at COD.... a minute before you made this wish. Now you REALLY suck at it.

I wish for my wishes to be granted as I intend them to be, regardless of wording.

Aldurin · 09-06-2010, 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Rejected Again

Granted, but he is now president of the United States. OH GOD, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!

That could be an option . . .

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Originally Posted by BitVyper

I wish for my wishes to be granted as I intend them to be, regardless of wording.

Granted, unfortunately you just used up your only wish.

The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk · 09-06-2010, 05:08 PM

I wish EvilEarl would make a wish so I could properly corrupt it and play the game.

ChaoticBrain · 09-06-2010, 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Hawk

I wish EvilEarl would make a wish so I could properly corrupt it and play the game.

Granted, however upon corrupting the wish you find that doing so has devastating consequences for you as well, and you ironically suffer the same punishment you so gleefully handed out. Also they mess up your order at your favorite restaurant.

I wish going to the toilet was no longer a necessary biological function.

Specterbane · 09-06-2010, 07:54 PM

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Originally Posted by ChaoticBrain

I wish going to the toilet was no longer a necessary biological function.

KA-BLAM! Suddenly you realize that you no longer need to go to the toilet ever again because you now have no bowel control or feeling. Congratulations you get to enjoy depends the rest of your life and make the job my wish got me even worse.

I wish for an end to world hunger.

Aldurin · 09-06-2010, 10:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Specterbane

I wish for an end to world hunger.

Granted, but your corpse contributes to this solution.

I wish I was an admin for NPF . . .

Doc ock rokc · 09-07-2010, 01:25 PM

you are but the power gets to your head and all the mods and admins combined to form McMashMeiFenNey SynIndustry's Onion. and use The Fifth hammer to destroy you from the internet entirely.

I wish I could come up with stuff like this more often

Specterbane · 09-07-2010, 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Doc ock rokc

you are but the power gets to your head and all the mods and admins combined to form McMashMeiFenNey SynIndustry's Onion. and use The Fifth hammer to destroy you from the internet entirely.

I wish I could come up with stuff like this more often

Kra-KOW!

In the middle of a lightning storm you suddenly realize what your muse for these things is and even how to use it all the time. Unfortunately your car looses control and veer into on coming traffic and collide with a garbage truck full of used hypodermic needles. After you awake in the hospital you find that your arms and legs were amputated due to massive infections, and you can never find a voice recognition software good enough to input your genius into the forums fast enough. Eventually you give up all hope and pine for what could have been.

I wish for the most perfect sandwich ever.

Bard The 5th LW · 09-07-2010, 07:05 PM

Granted. But while you leave the room for a soft drink, the dog hops on the table and eats it. The dog is never the same after tasting its greatness, and falls into depression because it knows it will never have the joys of that sandwich again.

I wish I had a sassy gay friend.

ChaoticBrain · 09-07-2010, 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by BardTheFifthLightWarrior

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Originally Posted by ChaoticBrain

I wish I could start earning reputation points on this forum.

Granted, but no one cares.

...HEY WAIT A MINUTE. You didn't really grant my wish! Why, you're not a real genie at all!

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I wish I had a sassy gay friend.

Granted. You are now a character in a hit sitcom, and are doomed to living a life of idiot plots and zero character development, where you never get a girlfriend that stays longer than a week because a trivial misunderstanding about a perfectly normal character flaw drives each one away, where any fortune that comes into your life will just as quickly leave so that the status quo is maintained, and where true happiness is always out of your grasp because, after all, the audiences find your suffering absolutely hilarious.

Also, your sassy gay friend never stops making smart remarks.

I wish I had a Bag of Holding.

09-06-2010, 03:08 PM	#301
BitVyper History's Strongest Dilettante Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Arcadia Posts: 6,662	Granted! You WERE better at COD.... a minute before you made this wish. Now you REALLY suck at it. I wish for my wishes to be granted as I intend them to be, regardless of wording. __________________ "There are worlds out there where the sky is burning, and the sea is asleep, and the rivers dream. People made of smoke and cities made of song. Somewhere there's danger, somewhere there's injustice, somewhere else the tea's getting cold. Come on, Ace; we've got work to do!" Awesome art be here.

09-07-2010, 01:25 PM	#307
Doc ock rokc ...Really? Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: in Theory. Everything works here Posts: 3,961	you are but the power gets to your head and all the mods and admins combined to form McMashMeiFenNey SynIndustry's Onion. and use The Fifth hammer to destroy you from the internet entirely. I wish I could come up with stuff like this more often __________________ I have a Pesterchum its DangerousDoc I am ether fading out of Time, Space, or Reality...Or Simply my Typewriter is running out of ink

09-07-2010, 07:05 PM	#309
Bard The 5th LW Feelin' Super! Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 4,191	Granted. But while you leave the room for a soft drink, the dog hops on the table and eats it. The dog is never the same after tasting its greatness, and falls into depression because it knows it will never have the joys of that sandwich again. I wish I had a sassy gay friend.