The Order of the Stick Megathread - Page 33

Jagos · 09-11-2009, 07:01 PM

Damn, either way, that guy got owned.

At least until the next comic.

Bard The 5th LW · 09-11-2009, 08:29 PM

It was his fault for being a prick.

Krylo · 09-11-2009, 08:44 PM

Nah, see Noncon, the trick is to put him into negative HPs, but above -10, so he has to be rushed off to a healer but isn't dead, and still doesn't get the diamond dust as he's too busy recovering from near death.

Kepor · 09-12-2009, 12:08 AM

V could have avoided all that with an insult. Something like, "You have a silver tongue, bard." I don't know.

Mirai Gen · 09-12-2009, 12:48 AM

This solidly confirms that V took a serious step on the Evil side of the street.

I mean you can argue all you want but casting Lightning Bolt on a rival wizard that you know is just trying to get a rise out of you by insulting your intelligence - rather than a more harmless spell that'll just kick the prick's ass outside - is pretty Evil.

I like the first line. "We need 500 GP worth. Go back." It ignores Appraisal but it's still funny.

Masaki-kun · 09-12-2009, 12:57 AM

Dude did call him a warlock. That's going too far.

Mirai Gen · 09-12-2009, 01:12 AM

Yeah I know how serious it is to say a wizard is actually a warlock - I mean that shit just ain't right, maternal insults and dick jokes are cool, but warlock? That's just plain uncool - but that doesn't excuse Lightning Bolting the dude in the face.

And that's an AoE spell, too.

Aerozord · 09-12-2009, 01:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mirai Gen

Yeah I know how serious it is to say a wizard is actually a warlock - I mean that shit just ain't right, maternal insults and dick jokes are cool, but warlock? That's just plain uncool - but that doesn't excuse Lightning Bolting the dude in the face.

And that's an AoE spell, too.

you are right, quickened disintigrate would have been much more appropriate. I mean if he has resistance to lightning then he may only be slightly injured instead of feeling his very molecules ripped apart

Oh and I love that, despite being intellegent and wise, he's still a raven

Mirai Gen · 09-12-2009, 01:31 AM

I'm not sure if you're being sarcastic, so I will say that with a Quickened Lightning Bolt slot he could have easily cast Bigby's Grasping Fist and just chucked the fucker out of the store. Nobody would have questioned his awesomeness that way.

Professor Smarmiarty · 09-12-2009, 04:10 AM

Ah the really annoying NPC, a classic of mine. But yeah, that's pretty out and out evil right there.

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Jagos FRONT KICK OF DOOM! Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Howdy pardner... Posts: 6,399	Damn, either way, that guy got owned. At least until the next comic. __________________ Copyright musings World ramblings Scifi stories

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Krylo The Straightest Shota Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: It's a secret to everybody. Posts: 17,789	Nah, see Noncon, the trick is to put him into negative HPs, but above -10, so he has to be rushed off to a healer but isn't dead, and still doesn't get the diamond dust as he's too busy recovering from near death. __________________ I am very tired.

09-12-2009, 12:48 AM	#325
Mirai Gen We are Geth. Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 14,032	This solidly confirms that V took a serious step on the Evil side of the street. I mean you can argue all you want but casting Lightning Bolt on a rival wizard that you know is just trying to get a rise out of you by insulting your intelligence - rather than a more harmless spell that'll just kick the prick's ass outside - is pretty Evil. I like the first line. "We need 500 GP worth. Go back." It ignores Appraisal but it's still funny. __________________

09-12-2009, 01:12 AM	#327
Mirai Gen We are Geth. Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 14,032	Yeah I know how serious it is to say a wizard is actually a warlock - I mean that shit just ain't right, maternal insults and dick jokes are cool, but warlock? That's just plain uncool - but that doesn't excuse Lightning Bolting the dude in the face. And that's an AoE spell, too. __________________

09-12-2009, 01:31 AM	#329
Mirai Gen We are Geth. Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 14,032	I'm not sure if you're being sarcastic, so I will say that with a Quickened Lightning Bolt slot he could have easily cast Bigby's Grasping Fist and just chucked the fucker out of the store. Nobody would have questioned his awesomeness that way. __________________

09-11-2009, 08:29 PM	#322
Bard The 5th LW Feelin' Super! Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 4,191	It was his fault for being a prick.

09-12-2009, 12:08 AM	#324
Kepor pretty cool guy Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 814	V could have avoided all that with an insult. Something like, "You have a silver tongue, bard." I don't know.

09-12-2009, 04:10 AM	#330
Professor Smarmiarty Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: K-space Posts: 9,758	Ah the really annoying NPC, a classic of mine. But yeah, that's pretty out and out evil right there.