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Unread 11-12-2008, 10:23 PM   #3341
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In my senior year of college high school (and it was my junior year, dammit drunk Phil), I played Minesweeper for hours a day every day. If that's supposed to be a joke, I don't get it. That was the best year of my life; not dealing with anyone. It was awesome, not funny. (That actually was senior year, but that has nothing to do with the previous statements)
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Unread 11-12-2008, 10:47 PM   #3342
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I think the joke is that he hit a mine right away, but if you hit a mine all the other mines show up, so it doesn't work.
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Unread 11-12-2008, 11:10 PM   #3343
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The joke is that there is only one mine in that entire field and he hit it.

... What's with the bottom right area?

Edit: I am not very good at Minesweeper.
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Unread 11-12-2008, 11:13 PM   #3344
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Unread 11-12-2008, 11:25 PM   #3345
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There was only one mine in the whole map. Though it's impossible since there needs to be a minimum of 10 on a map. BUT THAT'S NITPICKINIG. It's expressing how horribly unlucky he is.

Please don't quote me on that fact, because I'm not bothered enough to double check my "facts"
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Unread 11-12-2008, 11:41 PM   #3346
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Actually, there was a 4-eared cat in the news a while back, but I don't know if that's an actual picture of him. The story was that a kind couple adopted him from a bar to save him from the drunk patrons and asshole bartender who kept him in a small cage on the bar specifically to be tormented by drunk patrons. I thought his name might be either Lucifer or Yoda, but my memory might be biased by both that link and the fact that the bar had him labeled as "the devil-cat." I can't remember if it was local news or something I found elsewhere, but I DO remember it was supposed to have taken place somewhere in either WI or a neighboring state.

I guess what I'm saying is that might actually be real.
Well, a 4-eared cat is far from physically impossible. All I know is the picture on that site is completely fake...there's a clear line in the fur between the actual head and the pasted-on forehead. And that makes the article hard to believe...if you don't have a real picture, why use one at all?
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Unread 11-12-2008, 11:41 PM   #3347
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... What's with the bottom right area?
I was going to put OH COME ON in big red text but i failed utterly and i couldn't delete it
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Unread 11-12-2008, 11:45 PM   #3348
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Unread 11-13-2008, 11:06 AM   #3349
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I took a look at my post on the last page. I think I should make a bookmark for "Find all posts by phil_" for the morning after a night of heavy drinking.
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Unread 11-13-2008, 12:28 PM   #3350
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