Homesuck: Vriska Rising - Page 339

Token · 12-16-2010, 10:59 AM

Okay, Earl. Since you clearly have trouble with this concept: When a superpowered, omnipotent demon thing stabs you through the chest with a sword, odds are, YOU ARE DEAD. Seeing as the Guardians don't have dreamselves, Bro is extra-dead.

Loyal · 12-16-2010, 11:23 AM

Perhaps instead of focusing on Vriska, we should talk about the real monster behind this update.

Dick move, Jack, stabbing a kid in his sleep. Dick move.

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I'll believe real John is dead in this one as the sword was removed thus allowing John to bleed even more. Bro is still unconfirmed.

Stop. Whining. About. Bro. He is as dead as dead can be, much like the dead horse you seem to enjoy beating.

Specterbane · 12-16-2010, 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Aldurin

I'll believe real John is dead in this one as the sword was removed thus allowing John to bleed even more. Bro is still unconfirmed.

Damn it Earl. It's things like this that make me want Hussie to make a flash animation of the fight in which Bec Noir knocks Bro into the air then creates a huge staircase for him to be falling down while dropping his sword, and once once he finally gets to the bottom the Bro's sword drops straight into him for the kill.

Also Bec Noir would find a SORD lying around and kill DaveSprite with it.

Embarrassing Bro by refusing to accept his noble death is all your whining is accomplishing. He was bested by an unbeatable boss and ONLY EVER bested by that unbeatable boss, all in all that a pretty damn good record. So quit bitching damn it.

Arcanum · 12-16-2010, 12:15 PM

Hey for all we know Bro's sword was imbued with magical time powers so that the next wound it inflicts would be rewound to a point where there was no wound at all.

Flarecobra · 12-16-2010, 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Krylo

'E's passed on! Bro is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If Jack hadn't left 'im gutted on a rock 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible! HE IS AN EX-BRO!

This, pretty much.

Arcanum · 12-16-2010, 12:32 PM

Actually I think we're all forgetting about the absolute most important thing from this update: Where's Cal?

Flarecobra · 12-16-2010, 12:37 PM

Last we saw, he was in Jack's hands... but knowing what happoned last time he messed with a toy.... he might've dumped him off somewhere.

Bard The 5th LW · 12-16-2010, 01:01 PM

Hopefully, Dave later finds Cal in the hands of an Imp.

He then slays the Imp, recovers the beloved Puppet, and unironically carries on the legend of Bro.

Marc v4.0 · 12-16-2010, 01:04 PM

I become increasingly irritated with this story the more Vriska does. Not the "drawing on emotions in a good story-telling manner" irritated, though. The "one-trick pony this is really just getting boring now" kind of way.

A vriska did it.

Overcast · 12-16-2010, 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Marc v1.0

I become increasingly irritated with this story the more Vriska does. Not the "drawing on emotions in a good story-telling manner" irritated, though. The "one-trick pony this is really just getting boring now" kind of way.

A vriska did it.

And more people become like me over time. The Huss best make this interesting soon.

12-16-2010, 12:15 PM	#3384
Arcanum Strike the Earth! Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Canada Posts: 3,185	I'm not actually being serious Hey for all we know Bro's sword was imbued with magical time powers so that the next wound it inflicts would be rewound to a point where there was no wound at all. __________________ POS Almighty has spoken.

12-16-2010, 12:32 PM	#3386
Arcanum Strike the Earth! Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Canada Posts: 3,185	Actually I think we're all forgetting about the absolute most important thing from this update: Where's Cal? __________________ POS Almighty has spoken.

12-16-2010, 12:37 PM	#3387
Flarecobra Burn. Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Classified Posts: 11,017	Last we saw, he was in Jack's hands... but knowing what happoned last time he messed with a toy.... he might've dumped him off somewhere. __________________ "Only the fool wishes to go into battle to beat someone for the satisfaction of beating someone." -A Thousand Sons Rules. Read them, know them, love them.

12-16-2010, 01:04 PM	#3389
Marc v4.0 Fight Me, Nerds Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 3,470	I become increasingly irritated with this story the more Vriska does. Not the "drawing on emotions in a good story-telling manner" irritated, though. The "one-trick pony this is really just getting boring now" kind of way. A vriska did it. __________________

12-16-2010, 10:59 AM	#3381
Token Magikoopa Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 1,789	Okay, Earl. Since you clearly have trouble with this concept: When a superpowered, omnipotent demon thing stabs you through the chest with a sword, odds are, YOU ARE DEAD. Seeing as the Guardians don't have dreamselves, Bro is extra-dead.

12-16-2010, 01:01 PM	#3388
Bard The 5th LW Feelin' Super! Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 4,191	Hopefully, Dave later finds Cal in the hands of an Imp. He then slays the Imp, recovers the beloved Puppet, and unironically carries on the legend of Bro.