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Unread 01-18-2006, 03:35 PM   #381
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As the townsfolk secured the noose, Inbred Chocobo glanced around at the stoney eyes, seeing no chance for renegotiation. A giant, monotonous beat coursed through his head, each giant sound echoing tenfold through his ears. While he focused on this new horror he began to realize that he was listening to his pocket watch.

The floorboard dropped out and gravity followed suit, the intangible air underneath his feet allowing him to flail furiously without hope...and then there was no pop. He was merely hanging there, doomed to suffocate, until...yes, there was a pop a moment later, but not one of his body's final onomatopeias but the rope snapping.

He surged forward, dodging the groping hands and tumbling into the Provokan river, getting carried away in the current and rushing through the town. Arrows were fired from the sides of the river, but he managed to dodge them by diving under, flowing with the current. If he could just hang on a little more...and then he was there, the bright glowing fields of his home, and his wife and children running up to greet him, and he didn't even pay attention to the fact that he had no family...

Inbred Chocobo, vanilla townie town-aligned, swung in the breeze as his former townmates went home for the night.

NIGHT HAS STARTED. DO NOT POST. NIGHT ROLES SHOULD BE SENT WITHIN 24 HOURS.
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Unread 01-18-2006, 03:43 PM   #382
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In the dreams of the people of Provakia, a simple man haunted their dreams.

"Stupid townspeople, you are letting the mafia decide for your votes. Think for yourselves, break the chains they have casted upon your minds, and fight back. Know that I did this, and now know that you must do this."

The figure in the dreams seemed to vanish, but the words kept echoing until the morning broke.
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Unread 01-18-2006, 10:21 PM   #383
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Day breaks again and you blearily stumble out of your homes, altough the blear quickly seeps from your eyes when you discover the body of The Wizard Who Did It, crushed in front of his home by a giant locker filled with parrot feathers. You wonder how far narrative causality will stretch in this setting, where one-off sayings like "Davy Jone's Locker" can become lethal, before you search the squished remains and find a copy of "Protecting The Townspeople From Threats Monthly", and it doesn't take a genius to figure out that TWWDI must have been a suscriber and thus, a Bodyguard town-aligned.

You glance nervously among yourselves as a dawning realization...dawns: The PO is dead, the BG is dead...you've run out of town-friendly capital letters. It's down to just your wits...

DAY 5 STARTS NOW, AND ENDS AT 10 A.M. FRIDAY. 9 PLAYERS REMAIN, 5 TO LYNCH.
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Unread 01-18-2006, 10:30 PM   #384
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I would like to mention that I screwed up ROYALLY some four night in a row. The first three times, I had a gut instinct as to who to block, then I tried to use this voodoo science called 'logic.' The first three times, the gut instinct was the right person to block, and 'logic' failed me. The last time, I blocked on gut instinct, and obviously, things didn't work out right.

I don't think I stated this before, but The Wandering One is dangerous, and he does seem to be fishy. I may be stupid, but maybe he and Psycho Mantis have been playing off eachother this entire game.

I gave what I wanted to do, what my life was like, and what I think is right. And I didn't even need a Speaker for the Dead.

Good luck, fellow townies. You got 3 chances to fuck up, use them wisely.
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Unread 01-18-2006, 11:14 PM   #385
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fuck

ok, so, in my mind, today's lynching should be pretty obvious, seeing as his past two campaigns have ended badly.

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Unread 01-18-2006, 11:34 PM   #386
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Alright, I'm pissed.

I suggest we make everyone rank the remaining eight others numerically according to suspicion. We then evaluate each others' lists along with our other evidence. I'll post mine now, and others can decide if we want to follow this convention:

1- The_Wandering_God
2- Red Mage Black
3- Psycho Mantis
4- Major_Blood
5 - sasuto
6-Spoony Bard
7- Deathosaurus Wrecks
8- Pyros

Now, this means that three of these people are mafia (assuming I'm not, of course). I highly suggest we lynch The_Wandering_God, as I'm basically convinced he's mafia. Everything seems... excuse-y from him.
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Unread 01-19-2006, 12:21 AM   #387
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Dammit. Sorry guys.

1)The Wandering God
2)Red Mage Black
3)Kuki
4)Major_Blood
5)Deathosaurus
6)Spoony
7)Sasuto
8)Pyros
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Unread 01-19-2006, 12:34 AM   #388
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1 - The_Wandering_God
2 - Major_Blood
3 - Spoony Bard
4 - Red Mage Black
5 - Psycho Mantis
6 - Kikuichimonji
7 - sasuto
8 - Pyros

this is what i'm working with at the moment. Pyscho Mantis has been exonerated from my earlier suspicions, but i've been known to be wrong on occasion.

are there really three mafia left? i thought the pirate-mafia triad were down to two? well, fuck.
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Unread 01-19-2006, 12:42 AM   #389
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My initial thoughts for mafia were:
RMB
Wandering
Inbred

So I voted RMB to see what the other two would do. I'm still fairly certain one of them is mafia, but I'm not sure which.

I'm going to go with Vote: The Wandering God though.
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Unread 01-19-2006, 01:22 AM   #390
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Well, I was thinking about it, and I realize something now. In life, if you don't have your word, you don't have anything.

Vote: The_Wandering_God

That way, we can cut through the crap. I want only the minimum amount of people to vote for me.

BTW, Major Blood, Deathosaurus, and either Spoonybard or RMB. Those are most likely the last mafia members.

May I find peace in death for the mistakes I've made.

And way to go TWWDI. >.<

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