The Wing Wong strikes back!

[QueenQeeko]

I'm not usually as tired as i used to get and thus some of the craziness that corrupted Chicago has returned, and he's a mild example of it.

Delirious treat is Meister

QueenQeeko: Rawr
Delirious treat: Rawr?
QueenQeeko: *chibi leap-launch and chews on his head*
Delirious treat: Seeing as you're the cat and I'm the pikachu, I should probably be very concerned.
QueenQeeko: *is only a big as a softball right now* I AM TEH MEISTER'S OWN JINGLE KITTY!
Delirious treat: Awww.
QueenQeeko: *walks around his head* Nmrearh!!
Delirious treat: Hee hee. That tickles.
QueenQeeko: *poke*
Delirious treat: You know where that ends. *pokes back*
QueenQeeko: *pokes again*
Delirious treat: *re-pokes*
QueenQeeko: *counter poke*
Delirious treat: *poke impact move* [/soul calibur reference]
QueenQeeko: Gah! *dies and tumbles off of his head*
Delirious treat: *catches and casts Life*
QueenQeeko: O_o
QueenQeeko: *looks up at him and chews his wrist* Mrrr mrr mrrrrrr
Delirious treat: I'm just that quick. *pets teh kitty*
QueenQeeko:

And here is a scared bunny.
(They're gonna EAT MEH!!)
....|/
(\_/)
(O.o)
(> <)
/_|_\

[Novasol]

Novasol: You there. I demand you cheer me up.
Novasol: NOW.
pointblanket: *does a jig*
Novasol: *flicks pennies at you*
pointblanket: *tips his hat*
Novasol: Well, that did make me laugh.
pointblanket: ok, that'll be 10 bucks, buddy.
Novasol: Sure, you can have that right after I pull a chimera out of my ass and fly it all the way to Narnia on my way to a ski trip in Hell.
pointblanket: woo!
pointblanket: *goes to spend the 10 bucks he doesn't have*

[Bob The Mercenary]

BobtheMercenary: my girl dog humps my leg daily
Krylo Killian: She likes you
Andreek M has entered the room.
Anime Ben2003: breed her child bob
Krylo Killian: likes you!
BobtheMercenary: well, she sleeps in my bed every night
Anime Ben2003: woah
Sasami Android: .....
BobtheMercenary: at the foot of course
Anime Ben2003: **cover ears**
Anime Ben2003: hi andreek
Andreek M: to whom does this conversation pertain?
Krylo Killian: Hey, did you know that Bob fucks his dog?
Andreek M: hi
Andreek M: I rather doubt that
BobtheMercenary: I have to kick her awake whenever she has a nightmare
Anime Ben2003: he said it himself
Krylo Killian: He sleeps with her every night
BobtheMercenary: annoys me to death
Andreek M: at the foot
Krylo Killian: Yah, when they're done.
Krylo Killian: That just makes him insensitive. Won't even spoon her when they're done.
BobtheMercenary: then we have a smoke, she likes virginia slims
Sasami Android: *hides from chat*
Anime Ben2003: cover ears of SA
Anime Ben2003: ohhh ** **
BobtheMercenary: actually, I have something to tell you guys, but you have to swear not to tell my dog
Anime Ben2003: your cheating on her aren't you
Elmin Amaur: You have found a boyfriend
Anime Ben2003: gosh bob
Anime Ben2003: your mean
BobtheMercenary: I...for a while I've been having an affair with a golden retriever
Anime Ben2003: I knew it
Mysterious1711: Monster!
Anime Ben2003: why not a collie
Anime Ben2003: or a doxen
clollieman: *mass Jerry Springer-ésque bleepage*
BobtheMercenary: Hey! She's a knockout!
Krylo Killian: Golden Retrievers have much nicer hind quarters.
Andreek M: O_o
Krylo Killian: And I'm going to assume Bob does it 'doggy style'
Anime Ben2003: let's talk about
Anime Ben2003: something else

[Elminster_Amaur]

When was that Bob? I vaguely remember it, but it wasn't recently...

[Bob The Mercenary]

I was bored before class today so I went rummaging through the folder I have of saved AIM 8-bit chats. When I found that one I was like "how did I not post this one?" I think it was from one or two months ago.

[BlackMageGirl!]

I really couldn't resist. ^^;; I'm the lightbulb person and the other is Osterbaum.


J.O.E.L = Jokseenkin Oikkuileva Eläinlääkäri ja Lurjus says:
And I'm a bit toxcicated. By alcohol

I'ma lightbulb! says:
Okay, why have you been drinking?

J.O.E.L = Jokseenkin Oikkuileva Eläinlääkäri ja Lurjus says:
Cause I had some beer

J.O.E.L = Jokseenkin Oikkuileva Eläinlääkäri ja Lurjus says:
You can't let it go to waste

I'ma lightbulb! says:
-_- You sound just like shiney

J.O.E.L = Jokseenkin Oikkuileva Eläinlääkäri ja Lurjus says:
I do? Sweet

J.O.E.L = Jokseenkin Oikkuileva Eläinlääkäri ja Lurjus says:
Shiney is awsome after all

J.O.E.L = Jokseenkin Oikkuileva Eläinlääkäri ja Lurjus says:
Though he is a dumbass

I'ma lightbulb! says:
Oh really? How can you be awesome and a dumbass at the same time?

J.O.E.L = Jokseenkin Oikkuileva Eläinlääkäri ja Lurjus says:
Easily

J.O.E.L = Jokseenkin Oikkuileva Eläinlääkäri ja Lurjus says:
You just be like shiney

[RickZarber]

Almost forgot to post this...

Delirious treat: Zzzzz...
Kuroude7: *grins mischeviously*
RickZarber: Sneak poke?
Kuroude7: Something like that.... *grins, goes half neko*
RickZarber: O.o
Kuroude7: *sneaks up behind the couch*
RickZarber: That's rather disturbing...
Kuroude7: (Heeheehee. :P)
Kuroude7: *pounces over the couch, lands on Meister* WAAAAAAKE UUUUP! XD
Delirious treat: Zzzzz... *stirs* no more Swedish dancers, please...
Kuroude7: o_O
RickZarber: O.o
RickZarber: hehehe
Kuroude7: *jumps up real high, then lands on Meister again, claws first* ^_^
Delirious treat: ... all the glasses... zzz...
RickZarber: Hmm. Quite a sound sleeper.
Kuroude7: *leans close and whispers in his ear* All your base are belong to us.
Delirious treat: zzzzzzig...
Mysterious1711: Shove a tic tac up his urethra
RickZarber: O.o
RickZarber: Owie
Kuroude7: O_o
Kuroude7: o-O
Kuroude7: *moves mouth back into place* o_O
RickZarber: *takes away mysterious's tic tacs*
Kuroude7: Um... how 'bout you do it.
Kuroude7: Heh, or not. :P
Mysterious1711: Aww
Kuroude7: *To Meister* You have no chance make your time.
Darthlord Ragnos: back
RickZarber: You can only have them back if you promise they won't find their way to Meister's nether-regions. ;-)
RickZarber: ...Or anyone else's, for that matter.
Mysterious1711: How bout a Listerine Enema?
Kuroude7: o_O O_o
Kuroude7: o¯O O¯o
RickZarber: I'm stayin' away from that one...
Kuroude7: As am I. o_O
Kneumatic Pnight: =b d=
RickZarber: Messy and painful...
Kneumatic Pnight: =p q=
Darthlord Ragnos: Sounds pleasant
RickZarber: Hehe... a tingling cleaning sensation...
Kuroude7: XD
batgirlsprodegy2 has left the room.
Kuroude7: Aw.
RickZarber: The idea of the Listerine Enema must have been too frightening...
Delirious treat: o_~
Delirious treat: *blink blink*
Delirious treat: What's for breakfast and why do I have the overwhelming urge to hit ebay for a Zero Wing cart?
RickZarber: Well, tic tacs to the first question, KuroNeko to the second
RickZarber: :P
Kuroude7: Heh!
Kuroude7: Black Cat? Where, Rick?
Kuroude7: =P
RickZarber: *shrug*
Delirious treat: I'm sorta glad it's not the other way around.
Kuroude7: ?
RickZarber: Hmm... Tic Tacs as hypnotic suggestion implements... I'll have to look into that.
Delirious treat: Not that "tic tacs to the second question" would've made a lot of sense...
Delirious treat: ... but if it had been "KuroNeko to the first" I think I would've had to miss breakfast.
RickZarber: Too bad. Hot Nekoburgers are my specialty!
BobtheMercenary has entered the room.
Kuroude7: o_o
Kuroude7: I will NOT be a catburger! ><
Kuroude7: Oh, hello Bob.
BobtheMercenary: mmmm...burger
Kuroude7: O_o
BobtheMercenary: actually, I am starving
RickZarber: Don't worry, you're safe.
Kuroude7: *immediately goes back to human*
RickZarber: Hey bob
Delirious treat: Tictacburger.
Kuroude7: XD
BobtheMercenary: hello
Delirious treat: *opens a random door* Gentlemen, we have a kitchen.
Kuroude7: Heh heh heh, that even fits.
Delirious treat: *snitches the tic tacs and strolls into the kitchen, closing the door*
Kuroude7: o_o
RickZarber: Whee! I'll fire up the wok. Someone get me a kitten!
Kuroude7: NO!
Kuroude7: No cats... ><
BobtheMercenary: jeebus!
RickZarber: Hehehe
Kuroude7: Well, flat cats, maybe. :P
Kuroude7: In a single or in a stack, it's both good. XD
BobtheMercenary: I'll have a short stack of tabbies
RickZarber: Flat... cats... you say... Stacked...
RickZarber: *scribbles down new recipe*
Kuroude7: It's a roadkill cafe reference.
RickZarber: Heh. I remember those
Delirious treat: *a loud boom is heard*
Kuroude7: Amtrak Elk, anyone? :P
Kuroude7: What the? o_O
BobtheMercenary: *jumps*
Delirious treat: *emerges slightly sooty with a tictacburger* Gentlemen, we had a kitchen.
RickZarber: Oh dear - Meister's discovered the horrible secret of Tic Tacs
Kuroude7: O_o
BobtheMercenary: ...
RickZarber: Nooooo! Now I'll never get to cook my world famous neko burger!
Delirious treat: Probably needs some cleaning up back there. Good burger though.
Delirious treat: Fresh and hot.
Delirious treat: Well, mainly fresh, really.
RickZarber: Grrr... I WILL have my burger! Cloud, transform, now!
RickZarber: :P
Delirious treat: *closes the door* Give the nanobots some time to reboot the kitchen...
RickZarber: Ooh... nanobots... fancy...
Delirious treat: Well, nanobot. But he's a quick one.
Kuroude7: *cracks knuckles* I think not, Rick...
Kuroude7: :P
RickZarber: Fine, I'll have to do this the old fashioned way
RickZarber: Heeeere kit-ty kit-ty kit-ty...
BobtheMercenary: *a gorgeous catgirl walks over to Bob*
RickZarber: *strikes out blindly with a frying pan*
BobtheMercenary: *protects his catgirl*
RickZarber: *hits Bob's shin instead*
BobtheMercenary: o_O Argh!
RickZarber: *sees the catgirl*
BobtheMercenary: *takes out his shotgun*
BobtheMercenary: ...no
RickZarber: Bweuagh! Can't eat something sentient!
Delirious treat: Hypothetical question, if someone were to throw a bigger quantity of catnip in the room right about now...
Kuroude7: It would be a bad idea. ¬¬
RickZarber: It would attract pre---more cats?
Delirious treat: Bad... or good?
Kuroude7: Bad.
Darthlord Ragnos: *throws hypercatnip(tm) into the room*
Kuroude7: Good thing I'm not in cat mode. ^_^
Darthlord Ragnos: Hypercatnip is about 12 billion times more powerfull thatn cat nip
RickZarber: That's a lot of times!
Mysterious1711: Wrong, funny
Kuroude7: Eh?
Kuroude7: Oh.
Mysterious1711: And lag
Darthlord Ragnos: You should try my hypercaffine.
RickZarber: Well, nothing's happened yet... though I'm not sure where Bob and his catgirl went off to...
RickZarber: *shudder*
Mysterious1711: Plenty of lag
Delirious treat: Or his hyperhyper.
Darthlord Ragnos: It'll remove you from this plane of exsitance
BobtheMercenary: *opens door* someone call me?
RickZarber: Sweeeet
BobtheMercenary: no? *slams door*
RickZarber: *shudder*
Delirious treat: ... what's he doing in the former kitchen?

(Please note that I do not, in fact, eat cats, nor do I condone such an action outside of an appropriate sociological setting.)

[Bob The Mercenary]

The birth of a legend...or something.

BobtheMercenary: whoa! Cloud's b-day today! o_O
go ganon go: yes, yes it is
clollieman: Cloud's b-day? o_O
go ganon go: omg! how many times have we said that?
go ganon go: lol
go ganon go: you people need to pay attention ;-)
PixiStik01: OMG, cloud's birthday!?
PixiStik01: =p
clollieman: OMG WOW LOL GANON IS RIGHT LOL :DDD
go ganon go: OMG!! ITS CLOUDS BDAY!!! WTF!!!????!?!? LOL!111!! ^_^
PixiStik01: .. That was a joke. x.x.
go ganon go: haha
BobtheMercenary: rofl
go ganon go: everybody, i have some news
PixiStik01: :buys cloud a stripper:
BobtheMercenary: you're pregnant
go ganon go: today is, in fact, clouds b-day
go ganon go: and im preagnent
PixiStik01: You got me pregnant?
PixiStik01: You got your mom pregnant?
BobtheMercenary: ...
clollieman: You got pregnant with an IM?
PixiStik01: Whoosh.
BobtheMercenary: Everybody! Ganon got his mom pregnant!
go ganon go: haha, trojans are no good for cyber ;-)
go ganon go: doh! my bad
PixiStik01: Who wants to be pixie's babies father?
PixiStik01: =p
go ganon go: sure, im game
go ganon go: ;-)
BobtheMercenary: haha, I'm almost choking on my oatmeal (don't ask why I'm having oatmeal at this hour)
PixiStik01: Sweet. :has sex with ganon and becomes pregnant:
PixiStik01: :gets big:
PixiStik01: :pops out a baby:
PixiStik01: :gets normal size again:
go ganon go: w00t!, im a daddy!
PixiStik01: Look, a baby!
BobtheMercenary: Waaaaaaa!
go ganon go: what should we name it?
clollieman: Jesus tits!
clollieman: I mean, Bob!
PixiStik01: Dead if it keeps crying like that.
BobtheMercenary: *hushes*
go ganon go: lets name her bob
PixiStik01: Good baby.
go ganon go: ;-)
GreatMedicNigel: This video is sad,
PixiStik01: kk. ^^ Bob the female.
clollieman: Video?
BobtheMercenary: oO
go ganon go: how much do you suppose we can get for her?
go ganon go: im sure someplace buys babies
clollieman: $20
BobtheMercenary: I liked the womb better
clollieman: Dante: Video?
PixiStik01: Who wants to buy a baby?
GreatMedicNigel: ME!
GreatMedicNigel: I want a daughter!
PixiStik01: How much?
GreatMedicNigel: Uhm.
BobtheMercenary: you're...you're hawking me...
clollieman: $20!
GreatMedicNigel: I'll pay THIRTY DOLLARS!
PixiStik01: :shrugs: I'm a bad mother.
clollieman: $45!
go ganon go: and im a bad father
go ganon go: and im broke
go ganon go: i could use the money
go ganon go: so out you go
GreatMedicNigel: I'm a good daddy.
go ganon go: so far its upto 45
GreatMedicNigel: I love my baby very much!
BobtheMercenary: *drools*
go ganon go: do i hear 50?
GreatMedicNigel: ...very much.
PixiStik01: 50?
GreatMedicNigel: *grins lewdly*
GreatMedicNigel: 60 DOLLAH!
go ganon go: i hear 60!
clollieman: $75.50!
PixiStik01: Do I hear 100?
go ganon go: 75.50 to the man in the yellow hat
GreatMedicNigel: $75.51!
clollieman: DAMMIT.
BobtheMercenary: Don't let Dante have me, he wants to do lewd acts to me!
GreatMedicNigel: Or $100, what the hell.
GreatMedicNigel: $10'000 even.
go ganon go: 100! to the man in the gray underware
GreatMedicNigel: I'll see you and raise a hundred times. :p
BobtheMercenary: lewd lewd acts!
clollieman: Jesus tits. We have a weiner. :B
PixiStik01: 10,000.. Sold to the man named nigel! :hands bob to dante:
GreatMedicNigel: Woohoo!
go ganon go: yay!
go ganon go: have fun at your new home, bob
GreatMedicNigel: *grins down at Bob*
PixiStik01: :gives ganon half the money for being the father:
go ganon go: w00t
BobtheMercenary: ...
go ganon go: i just made 5,000
PixiStik01: :skips off to buy some new clothes:
GreatMedicNigel: *dresses Bob up and feeds her*
go ganon go: * buys a new comp*
PixiStik01: I would buy a new comp, but, oh wait, I JUST BOUGHT ONE! YAYE!
go ganon go: w00t
go ganon go: mine sucks, but now im getting a good oen
go ganon go: one
BobtheMercenary: If I had proper motor reflexes this would probably be an opportune time to slit my wrist
go ganon go: yea, but you dont
go ganon go: so, sucks to be you
Delirious treat: My comp is alright, but I need a new hard drive. The old one's filled with Invader Zim.
go ganon go: you get to grow up with dante ^^
GreatMedicNigel: *raises Bob into a beautiful and deadly assassin capable of killing 20 men with a hairpin... and looking good after that*
BobtheMercenary: ...okay I'll take that
go ganon go: one of my HDs broke in this one
go ganon go: *fathers bobs children, never letting her on that i was her real father*
PixiStik01: :buys lots of sexy clothes and video games with my 5000:
Delirious treat: Not that that's necessarily a bad state for a hard drive, mind you. Quite the opposite.
GreatMedicNigel: BITCH. Only I am allowed to commit incest with Bob.
go ganon go: uh oh, cought!
GreatMedicNigel: "Dante's gonna spank your butt, spank you on the butt!"
BobtheMercenary: ...I could kill you with a hairpin.

[shiney]

[12:44] Novasol33: SPICY FOOD IS TEH SUCK.
[12:44] Giant Wang Clip: correction
[12:44] Giant Wang Clip: you are teh suck
[12:44] Novasol33: Lies.
[12:45] Novasol33: I AM teh suck, but for entirely different reasons.
[12:46] Novasol33: And through the power of selective quoting, I'm going to regret having said that.
[12:46] Giant Wang Clip: Oh yes.

[QueenQeeko]

CHICAGO¤lollie I AM KIM POSSIBLE : DDD says:
YAYE ME : DDD
CHICAGO¤lollie I AM KIM POSSIBLE : DDD says:
I'M AWESOME NOW DDD:
CHICAGO¤lollie I AM KIM POSSIBLE : DDD says:
Oh hey! My technical pen/pacer case spins!
CHICAGO¤lollie I AM KIM POSSIBLE : DDD says:
*flicks case* WHEE! SPINNING!
CHICAGO¤lollie I AM KIM POSSIBLE : DDD says:
Aw, it stopped. :{{{
QueenQeeko says:
Aww
CHICAGO¤lollie I AM KIM POSSIBLE : DDD says:
I DON'T LIKE YOU ANYMORE, TECHNICAL PEN/PACER CASE! :{{{
CHICAGO¤lollie I AM KIM POSSIBLE : DDD says:
*ignores case*
CHICAGO¤lollie I AM KIM POSSIBLE : DDD says:
*WITH ALL HIS MIGHT*
CHICAGO¤lollie I AM KIM POSSIBLE : DDD says:
*also, is not sleep deprived. honest™!*